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Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I'll bite what's the Easter egg help me

The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

# ? Sep 11, 2015 21:32

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:41

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Oh, if that's the case, I'm skipping straight to the bottom.

I have no shame.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 21:45

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

I feel like *sniff* I uhhh - I feel like a real family again

its been so long...

# ? Sep 11, 2015 21:53

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Toaster Beef posted:

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

lmao

# ? Sep 11, 2015 21:59

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Toaster Beef posted:

The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

UGH gently caress you for even mentioning that, I didn't have to listen to it, just reading the name got it stuck in my head.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 22:28

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Febreeze posted:

yesssssssss

also Goat eyes never fail to creep me the gently caress out

Also was this for a TV show? Can we watch video of you & Curtis handling goats?

Relevant video here

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video...t-jax/72069506/

And

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/videos/news/local/first-coast-living/2015/09/11/fcl-friday-september-11th-celestial-farms/72069878/

I know, I'm a goony looking mofo. (Also why i never submitted a goonfan photo to draw play) I am also not familiar in the ways of makeup, I look better covered in dirt.

It's probably a good thing Curtis didn't interview me, he laughed his rear end off when Dolly pissed on the couch.

Curtis cut a promo holding dolly, but that's not online, sadly.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Sep 11, 2015

# ? Sep 11, 2015 22:34

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/11/too-much-mustard-pissing-the-night-away/

Oh man it's good to have you back.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 00:20

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Toaster Beef posted:

The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

I listened to the whole thing :colbert:

# ? Sep 12, 2015 01:20

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Time for another year of these

# ? Sep 12, 2015 03:23

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif

but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?

Edit: Maybe I will think about this a little longer.

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Sep 12, 2015

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:13

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

OxySnake posted:

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif

but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?

Spitballin (I am not a clever man):

Certified Dolphin Safe

Four men enter
One man leaves

This isn't SeaWorld, cool it with the dolphin rides.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:41

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

OxySnake posted:

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif

but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?

We tackle like we win Super Bowls. We don't.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:42

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Not to brag, but my Jaguars season ticket is like two rows away from Curtis'

Also we go to the same tailgate

# ? Sep 12, 2015 04:45

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

JT Jag posted:

Not to brag, but my Jaguars season ticket is like two rows away from Curtis'

Also we go to the same tailgate

I am pretty jealous.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:22

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/11/too-much-mustard-pissing-the-night-away/

just poppin in to say your comics are great you should make more of them

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:30

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I day drank too much. Preview will be up tomorrow. Sorry for the delay. I love all of you.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:33

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I day drank too much.

Is that a thing?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 05:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

swickles posted:

Is that a thing?

Only if you wind up robbing a liquor store or something...

...since this is BBP we're talking about, I'm assuming that's what actually happened.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:10

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

It's definitely possible to day drink too much. Night drink not so much.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:26

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

OxySnake posted:

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif

but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?

Edit: Maybe I will think about this a little longer.

Unable to defeat their natural underwater nemesis, the dolphin, for eons and eons, the Vikings left their original habitat of the ocean, evolved legs and took to the land. Not fully satisfied with the lack of freedom that dry land provided them, they built boats which would allow them to travel freely wherever they wished, allowing them to fornicate with women, beat children and either burn villages to the ground, just collapse their roofs completely, or uncomfortably hang around at dinner time and make snide remarks about the inhabitants' cuisine.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 06:32

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

Not to brag, but my Jaguars season ticket is like two rows away from Curtis'

Also we go to the same tailgate

Not to brag, but this free ticket I got is like, in the same general stadium where football is played by a vaguely NFL shaped team.

Go jungle cat themed 1995 expansion team!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:25

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

swickles posted:

Is that a thing?

Oh, trust me, it's definitely a thing.

(I probably do way too much of it)

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:26

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

If you'd like to know if it's possible to drink too much, inspect my ~~nutz~~ posting

# ? Sep 12, 2015 07:39

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Toaster Beef posted:

The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

I need to log in to some gay poo poo to see what this is...?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 09:17

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

it's spotify bro

just join the ~revolution~

spotify haiku

# ? Sep 12, 2015 10:46

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

OxySnake posted:

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif

but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?

Edit: Maybe I will think about this a little longer.

Maybe you should add some shaky to the tackle bit, and some googly eyes to the coach.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:29

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

The New Crotchland Dicktriots

# ? Sep 12, 2015 12:53

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Toaster Beef posted:

it's spotify bro

just join the ~revolution~

spotify haiku

not about nature
not a haiku, you dickhead
sakura petals

# ? Sep 12, 2015 16:01

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Hey Febreeze do you put your sketches that you throw up on twitter during games anywhere else?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:26

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

so in a couple of days we get the return of both TMM and BBP

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/12/2fart2furious-week-1-preview-made/

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:50

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ehud posted:

so in a couple of days we get the return of both TMM and BBP

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/12/2fart2furious-week-1-preview-made/

This is loving great, A++++ would read again

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:43

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Ehud posted:

so in a couple of days we get the return of both TMM and BBP

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/12/2fart2furious-week-1-preview-made/

I just came in my pants.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:13

nrr: Jan 2, 2007

bob, u and I are fans of bitter division rivals - sworn enemies until the end of time....

but if you ever want to reciprocally take each other into our mouths as we leap naked and chuteless from the doorway of a cargo plane at 20000 ft, while in a blue hue on the horizon, Romeo and Juliet look on with mouths agape in wide eyed awe, as right next to them, Yoda mumbles under his breath something about, used this joke already you have, hmmm yess - and somewhere even higher up Jesus, witnessing our majestic, plummeting sixty nine, quickly nudges Mohammed and goes, bro... bro check it out... we should totally steal that as the entrance for our comeback tour...

then just say the word

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:18

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

JPrime posted:

Hey Febreeze do you put your sketches that you throw up on twitter during games anywhere else?

Just the facebook page, been debating making a page for them on the site just to dump them, but most of them are very "current event" jokes that might not make sense later on out of context

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:03

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

quote:

The Lions drafted Ameer Abdullah in the second round and although we�ve only seen him in preseason, he looks like the second coming of Jahvid Best. Here�s hoping when he shoots himself in 20 years he aims for the chest and donates his brain to science.

Most of them were good. This made me poop myself.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:34

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I would add to the thread but I've been playing Madden. A lot. Good to see toaster beef back. I want to do more of the Updated unis, this time with the teams of the AAFC (the league that the Browns dominated back in the 40's) but I'm still mulling over how to do some of them. The Los Angeles Dons had some amazing uniforms.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:59

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Darth Brooks posted:

I would add to the thread but I've been playing Madden. A lot. Good to see toaster beef back. I want to do more of the Updated unis, this time with the teams of the AAFC (the league that the Browns dominated back in the 40's) but I'm still mulling over how to do some of them. The Los Angeles Dons had some amazing uniforms.

The LA Dons are my favorite lost NFL team. I always feel like they'd move away from such a bright palette of colors though, maybe to a dark blue and maroon. The Rockets would rock the Yellow/Red because that's awesome http://www.clker.com/cliparts/7/6/o/K/h/U/red-rocket.svg. They would suffer unfortunate nicknames though.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 14:27

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Ehud posted:

so in a couple of days we get the return of both TMM and BBP

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/12/2fart2furious-week-1-preview-made/

These are always loving fantastic, bbp you are a bad rear end motherfucker.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 15:55