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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


axeil posted:

I am so glad TBeef is back. It's like we're getting the whole crew back together for the best NFL season ever!


We need a new gangtag for Pats fans don't we?

Nah, isn't a deflating ball

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Then someone with good gif skills deflate that penis.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Hey Ross, Chargers post finally went up
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/san-diego-chargers-season-preview-is-this-their-farewell-to-san-diego/

Hey GrittyBeard, Chiefs finally went up
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/kansas-city-chiefs-season-preview-will-a-wide-receiver-catch-a-touchdown-this-time/

Hey Febreeze, your Giants post went up
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/new-york-giants-season-preview-watch-your-hands/

these were ready 3 days ago, I don't know if the rest will go up, Sorry Hockles

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

That's okay. The Browns being left out is appropriate enough.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Oh hey sweet! Awesome :)

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Everyone's writeups have been pretty good. People should make more effort posts about their teams in Aftermath/Prediction threads. TFFers are apparently way better to read than 99% of the people who get paid for this poo poo

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Cool I'm published. In the way that people who write letters to the editor are published.

I don't think it was as bad as I was scared it would be.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Grittybeard posted:

Cool I'm published. In the way that people who write letters to the editor are published.

I don't think it was as bad as I was scared it would be.

It was pretty good.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
All these Uproxx posts have been great guys. Y'all are some good writers. I wish I had put more effort into my F.U.C.K. J.E.D. Y.O.R.K. post because unless you get the joke it's a pretty dumb post.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I think I went too optimistic with mine and not enough funny

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
They're all cool and good.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I can't thank you guys enough for all the writeups, you all did a great job and each one felt pretty unique. Goons are the best

Grittybeard posted:

Cool I'm published. In the way that people who write letters to the editor are published.

I don't think it was as bad as I was scared it would be.

Yeah yours wasn't bad at all, all the bad parts were the edit notes to me about what picture to put where

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Nobody paid attention to mine because Febreeze's editor made so many dumb mistakes :smith:

*kicks can down alley, drinks hobo wine*

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Febreeze did you link the Washington one here?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Febreeze did you link the Washington one here?

I did not

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/washington-redskins-season-preview-2015-rgiii-kirk-cousins/

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Nobody paid attention to mine because Febreeze's editor made so many dumb mistakes :smith:

*kicks can down alley, drinks hobo wine*
You're was cool and good and even writing a thing is a better achievement than not doing anything at all so shutup. :respek:

I thought mine was watered down bullshit after it had a few jokes cut out of it and they removed like over 9000 swears but yall seemed to like it so it's probably for the best because everyone'd probably think I'm some kind of fuckin crazy drunken psychopath if the original was put up instead

Wait...

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i picture everyone as their avatar, so

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

gently caress

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FEED  ME

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

gently caress

He's a man lying supine, pissing on his own face.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

which one am I

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

:stonk:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

This doesn't lead good places.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

I always wanted to be a super athlete

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ross Angeles posted:

which one am I

junior seau but skinny and with no pants on

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

I don't even know how that works.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

Photo of me irl

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

You're going to be sorely disappointed then

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Photo of me irl

TODD TODD TODD TODD

use Water Gun

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

junior seau but skinny and with no pants on

I'm hosed, my first Av here was an MS paint of a chimp shoving a chili up his rear end.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
you're jon gruden

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

you're jon gruden

:thurman:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Alaois posted:

FEED  ME

Just a minute, gotta do these dishes.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Honestly, not too far off. Should change back to my Fells one now that the season has started.

edit: Can someone transparent-ify this for me? :pray: :sweatdrop:

JPrime fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Sep 14, 2015

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

Just a minute, gotta do these dishes.

i've always liked your Hankatar

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

JPrime posted:

Honestly, not too far off. Should change back to my Fells one now that the season has started.

edit: Can someone transparent-ify this for me? :pray: :sweatdrop:



i got u bro



so now what you like pay me or something? I don't know how commissions work

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


in return you must destroy Carson Palmer's ACL (again)

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

That is cool with me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

:smug:

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

GNU Order posted:

i got u bro



so now what you like pay me or something? I don't know how commissions work

That fan is seeing some serious poo poo. :catdrugs:

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