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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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So Febreeze, how many aftermath drawings you gotta do this week for your pickem?

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Alaois posted:

lol if u buy sandwiches that aren't fat sandwiches

My grandfather used to eat sandwiches that were just two slices of white bread, lard, and salt

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-andrew-luck-book-club-1446675595

Next time you have to draw the Colts you should do something with Luck and Napoleon

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Ross Angeles posted:

Hypnotoadmusic.mp3

Way to be lazy

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/SV4dqg5.gif&v=8AOfbnGkuGc&s=2

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Is there some history behind the "Draw Adrian Peterson as Thor" thing or is that just something random?

You should draw AP as a member of Devo for one of these

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I suppose. AP just doesn't scream "Thor" to me tho. More of a Modi

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I went to a Rockets game once when I was 10 and that's when my parents discovered I needed glasses because I kept asking what the score was because I couldn't see the scoreboard.

That's my basketball story.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Ehud posted:

@david_newmeyer: @AdamSchefter why is liberal ESPN all of a sudden attacking @realDonaldTrump ???

He's just asking questions

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Next week: Febreeze is fired for not being able to keep up this 200k views/hour pace that upper management now expects

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Suspect Bucket posted:

Every time Fbreeze makes a new set, JT just sighs and opens his wallet

And yet he isn't being retweeted by Lowtax

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Chichevache posted:

The Stealers! :commissar:

"Redesign all NFL logos as bad puns based on team names"

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I feel that should have been done in T2 style with Mayock as skynet.

But mock season is the worst. I get it twice even, NFL mocks followed by the endless streams of fantasy rookie drafts in dynasty which are even more hilariously awful.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Now we need to see if we can get Extra Mustard to post Too Much Mustard

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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I was born in the middle of the Ford administration. Good ol' Gerald. I still have my Atari 400 tho, so that's cool.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Ross Angeles posted:

not the sanctity of the thread dedicated to drawings!!

What if everyone were to draw their food?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Intruder posted:

I'd heard it and use it often

Get with it guys

It was even immortalized in Zombieland

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Febreeze posted:

haha, why would I? No one lives there, no team would move to that piece of poo poo.

If they do get a team I hope they are called the Oklahoma City Bombers

Are the Chicago Fire moving?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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It's worked for the Rams

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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SirPhoebos posted:

ALLEZGATOR: I feel like he should be Water/Ground, like :wooper:

What if it was an Alizeegator?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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nerve posted:

things you can put in your nfl teams as X things for packers

-obesity
-segregation
-scott waokay youre right just go with cheese

What about the thriving Amish community?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Febreeze posted:

Undiscovered Country - Two big forces meet and make a great end - Peyton joining the Broncos

Features a lot of guys with giant foreheads, checks out

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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GonadTheBallbarian posted:

he's now institutionalized :(

A reasonable response to episode 1

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Bad Moon posted:

Bad Moon was my call sign when I played Wing Commander as a kid. I got that from the Magic card which is +1/+1 to all black creatures in play! I wish now I used my Wow character name Rinaldo instead but somebody on SA is using it :(

See, this was your opportunity to claim to be a CCR fan instead of a magic nerd.

Mine, on the other hand, was just some random poo poo from

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=adname

That I've used forever now. No redemption for me!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Are you still offering these?

I could use one. I've had this crap anime one that someone bought me randomly since like last May and could finally use a good one. :shobon:

I'm picturing something to do with how Edelman is obsessed with Brady and seems to basically desire his constant affection. But cute. That might be too complicated to make into a silly drawing though.

Wearing Brady's SB jersey

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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JPrime posted:

while peeking through brady's window

Holding a Gisele voodoo doll

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Chilichimp posted:

That's what I do. :shrug: I mean, I get mad sometimes too. For real, what's their alternative, just beat your kid because #aintnobodygottimeforthat?

Campaign to make whatever it is your kid is doing illegal as well as banning everything that you don't want your kid to see, obviously.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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But whatever you do don't post pictures of Hotlanta Mom, we don't need a repeat of that particular debacle

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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Just watch all 24 hours of LeMans every year and get racing out of your system in one fell swoop. Like a lime purge.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
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No Safe Word posted:

well next you're going to tell me spelling bee isn't a sport nor is cup stacking

Stacking the cups isn't a sport, it's all about knocking them down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag5JIlOE6as

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Feb 5, 2007
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Amy Pole Her posted:

So... kite surfing not a sport then?

Snowboarding?

It's only a sport if it involves balls and teams.

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