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I need some help goons, I am looking to change my AV using this gif  but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it. Any ideas? Edit: Maybe I will think about this a little longer. Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Sep 12, 2015 |
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Then someone with good gif skills deflate that penis.
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Sep 13, 2015 19:50
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Febreeze posted:More Tomsula the Mic Rula I will never tire of Carl coaching the 49ers.
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Febreeze posted:The Vikings I guess Yay!  Also here is a post written by Arif just today about whether the Vikings are the real deal or not! What's in a schedule? Tldr; No one knows! DVOA has us 27th, 538s ELO has us 9th. The average of the different sites puts us at 16th or so. Basically no one wants to hop on the bandwagon because no one is sure if we are actually good or not, and the only prime time game we had is our loss to the 9ers. God only knows but with games against the Rams, Packers, Falcons, Seahawks coming up we will find out how fraudulent we are. Quality comic though!
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Nov 5, 2015 18:23
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What if I'm average looking and not a *Forums Superstar*
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Nov 5, 2015 19:04
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One day the Vikings will have a draw play comic for something good.
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I made a casual fan's guide on who to root for in the coming weeks.  Long The best way to cheer for a team once your's is eliminated, or you don't know a lot about football is to choose one person who has been in the league a long time, has never won a Superbowl, and this is probably their last best chance. So without further ado, The New England Patriots  Steven Jackson RB Drafted 24th overall in 2004 Teams: 9 years on the 2 years on the Atlanta Falcons Signed by the New England Patriots on Dec 21st 2015 Currently has 11 438 rushing yards: 18th all time 3x Pro Bowl 2x 2nd Team All Pro 2009 NFC Rushing Leader Career rushing yards leader for the Rams Fun Fact: Has never been on a winning team before being signed by New England this season.   Arizona Cardinals  Carson Palmer QB Notes Drafted 1st overall in 2003 Teams: 6 years with The Cincinnati Bengals 2 years with The Oakland Raiders Was traded to Oakland for Oakland's 2012 1st Round Pick / 2013 2nd round pick (Conditional) 3 years with The Arizona Cardinals 40,036 Career Passing Yards: 18th all time. 259 Career Passing Touchdowns: 16th all time 2002 Heisman Trophy Winner 3x Pro Bowler 1x 2nd Team All Pro PFF 2015 MVP Fun Fact: Had never won a playoff game in his career before Saturday.   Jason Babin LB Drafted 27th overall in 2004 Teams: 3 Years with the Houston Texans 1 Year with The Kansas City Chiefs / Tennessee Titans 3 Total Years with the Philadelphia Eagles 2 Years with the Jacksonville Jaguars < 1 Year with the New York Jets < 1 Year with the Baltimore Ravens 1 Year with the Arizona Cardinals Has 62.5 career sacks, and a season high of 18 sacks in 2011 (with Philadelphia) 2x Pro Bowl 1x 2nd Team All Pro  Larry Fitzgerald WR Drafted 3rd overall in 2011 Teams: Spent his entire career with the Arizona Cardinals 13 336 Career receiving yards: 15th all time 9x Pro Bowl 1x 1st Team All Pro 2x 2nd Team All Pro Cardinals career leader in receiving TDs/Receptions/Yards Lost Superbowl 43 against the Pittsburgh Steelers (One of the best Superbowls ever) Fun Fact: Has arguably the best hands of any receiver ever    The Denver Broncos  Demarcus Ware OLB Drafted 11th overall in the 2005 NFL Draft Teams: Played 9 years for the Dallas Cowboys Played 2 years for the Denver Broncos 9x Pro Bowl 4x 1st Team All Pro 3x 2nd Team All Pro 2008 Defensive Player of the Year 2x NFL Sack Leader 136 Career Sacks tied for 9th all time (Tied with Jared Allen) Fun Fact: Is the second fastest player to 100 sacks. (Behind only Reggie White)   Evan Mathis OG Drafted 79th overall in 2005 Teams: 3 Years with the Carolina Panthers <1 Year with the Miami Dolphins 3 Years with the Cincinnati Bengals 4 Years with the Philadelphia Eagles 1 Year with the Denver Broncos 2x Pro Bowler 1x 1st Team All Pro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcFAw1x1sRU   Vernon Davis TE Drafted 6th overall in 2006 Teams: 9.5 Years with the San Francisco 49ers Traded with a 2015 7th round pick to the Denver Broncos for 2016 and 2017 6th Round pick .5 Years with the Denver Broncos 2x Pro Bowler 1x 2nd Team All Pro Fun Fact: Brother of Colts CB Vontae Davis, also once got tackled by the dick.  Otherwise,   The Carolina Panthers  Cortland Finnegan CB Drafted 216th overall in 2006 Teams: 6 Years with the Tennessee Titans 2 Years with the St. Louis Rams 1 Year with the Miami Dolphins 1 Year with the Carolina Panthers 1x Pro Bowl 1x 1st Team All Pro Fun Fact: Once got his rear end kicked by Andre Johnson  Otherwise,   Thomas Davis OLB Drafted 14th Overall in 2005 Teams: Played his entire career for the Carolina Panthers 1x Pro Bowl 1x All Pro Fun Fact: Won the 2014 Walter Payton Man of the Year Award (An award given for a players volunteer and charity work)   Charles "Peanut" Tillman CB Drafted 35th overall in 2003. Teams: 12 Years for the Chicago Bears 1 Year for the Carolina Panthers 2x Pro Bowl 1x 1st Team All Pro Has torn his ACL and has been IR'ed for the season.  Fun Fact: His nickname is Peanut, and is often referred to as "Peanut Tillman" "Q: How did you get the nickname Peanut? A: My aunt gave me the nickname when I was a little baby and it just stuck. I was a small kid growing up."   Is also a cool dude.  Jared Allen DE  Drafted 126th in 2004 Teams 4 Years for the Kansas City Chiefs Traded to Minnesota Vikings along with a 6th round pick for a 1st, 2 3rd round picks, and a 6th round pick. 6 Years for the Minnesota Vikings 1.5 Years for the Chicago Bears Traded for a conditional 6th round pick .5 Years for the Carolina Panthers 5x Pro Bowl 4x 1st Team All Pro 2x NFL Sack Leader 136 Career Sacks, tied for 9th all time. (With Demarcus Ware) 22 Sacks in one season ties him for 2nd all time in single season sacks. (Along with Justin Houston and Mark Gastineau. Michael Strahan has the record with 22.5) Fractured a bone in his foot against SEA on Sunday, that will require surgery and end his season. Fun Fact: Used to sport a mullet (before getting married) and would shave a racing stripe into the side for every sack he got during a season.    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Jan 18, 2016 20:36
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I tried to find gifs from all the teams people played on, but for a few they near impossible to find (Mathis) or one play was literally all of the gifs they had of them (Finnegan/Babin)
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:This is the point I'm at. Mock Drafts are garbage, yet I read them anyway cuz I've gotta get my football fix somewhere. Sounds like a great time to go back on NFL rewind and watch a new team! Who am I kidding MKXL came out and I got suckas to beat down.
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I like to think that Febreeze has single handedly made Phillip Rivers wince whenever he hears the phrase "Ringless" or hears he's the focus of something.
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ZenVulgarity posted:All that's missing is the ring IcePhoenix posted:The one thing that really bugs me about that picture though is that I don't think he's ever been that accurate in his life. I also just caught up onto the podcast excellent work Febreeze. Your easily the one of the best NFL podcasts I've listened to.
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Jun 6, 2016 16:46
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Ross Angeles posted:if you don't exclusively read giant russian novels you are human garbage This but unironically. Russian novels are the best.
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Jun 23, 2016 15:10
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I refuse to read anything written before the first World War and generally do not go further back than 2000 Make Dostoevsky and Tolstoy exceptions to your rule. You will enjoy them.
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Jun 23, 2016 15:16
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Mel Mudkiper posted:More like Dulltoevsky 
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Jun 23, 2016 15:22
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Top Hats Monthly posted:My governor is currently in Croatia Cooking up some grub before the special session to figure out the god drat budget. 
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Jul 6, 2016 00:32
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sam bradford lmao posted:but gently caress Gary Anderson  
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Jul 23, 2016 19:03
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With Goodell winning the court case shouldnt they be tears of joy?
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Jul 29, 2016 17:42
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If they ever get a good QB your going to have to make them hercules slaying that Hydra.
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Grittybeard posted:Hitting, basically. Also I guess there's some defense stuff too, but really, just hitting. Very few people can do it. Any idea on what positiom he is playing? I figured with his delivery he could be a LHP that would fool batters with how long it takes him to actually throw the ball.
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Magicpants posted:Week 1. Needs him to be in a knock off patriots jersey IMO. Serious edit:
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Silly Burrito posted:
Who can bomb the ball so he thought "gently caress it." The pass hit the ground, but a PI flag was found. The yardage from that was sweet, and we now wonder is he elite?
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Silly Burrito posted:There once was a Flacco from Nantucket.... Who can bomb the ball so he thought "gently caress it." The pass hit the ground, but a PI flag was found. He is elite so suck it.
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