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Jun 25, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

Fancy rear end Ho hasn't been seen for like 3 years and is only remembered for the takedown of Decade of Spectacular Failure.

Ehud is the best poster

Ahahaha I totally forgot about that one

Amazing, amazing

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Jun 25, 2007

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OxySnake posted:

I need some help goons,

I am looking to change my AV using this gif



but I am unfunny and can't think of a good caption to go with it.

Any ideas?
Spitballin (I am not a clever man):

Certified Dolphin Safe

Four men enter
One man leaves

This isn't SeaWorld, cool it with the dolphin rides.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Chilichimp posted:

Nice Ramatar right there.



You gotta keep 'em separated

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Jun 25, 2007

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effectual posted:

Why do you think we call him the Pain Train?

Also I have 2 links to this thread in my favorites list in awful app. :spooky:

I honestly thought people were making a pro wrestling reference (maybe they are? I don't understand those things) but I definitely always thought of the Dark Tower first.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Sour Diesel posted:

i miss ytmnd

http://lex-wrong.ytmnd.com/

(idk)

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Jun 25, 2007

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Chichevache posted:

Panthers are much worse.

Uhh factually incorrect in every conceivable way.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Can't wait for my exploding Wisconsinite.

Per the game thread, please integrate the following explosive device:

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Jun 25, 2007

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Ross Angeles posted:

Let me tell you about how the Chargers hurt people

"Wanna know how I got these scars? Well, do ya? Yeah?"

"Well, my coach...was Norv Turner..."

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Jun 25, 2007

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effectual posted:

From the g4 channel.

lmao this is good and correct.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Cartoon Man posted:

All my office wanted to do today was laugh about the cowboys fan that got stabbed after the game. Nobody cared about the Caps magnificent shootout performance last night after overtime.

That's DC, man. It's the same way in my office. It's bizarre as hell, but people are completely fixated on the football team around here. :shrug:

effectual posted:

You could draw it as a giant raven, like the birds in Joust, and he has a 12 fan impaled on the spear :)

May need to change it to Claussen, though.

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Jun 25, 2007

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. gently caress double post

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Jun 25, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

How did you end up a Spurs fan

I followed Yedlin over and think Harry Kane and Dele Alli are cool and good.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Needs a ring on the left hand.

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Jun 25, 2007

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drat, and I thought Seattle was into the 90s

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Jun 25, 2007

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Filthy Casual posted:

Every drat disposable cup at school.

THAT'S what it is! That was driving me crazy.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Donkwich posted:

This season's made me very sick of navy blue

There's too much navy blue in the NFL

e: Case in point

Patriots
Cowboys
Broncos
Seahawks
Texans
Bears
Rams
Titans
Chargers

It's even worse in baseball. Nearly every team is some combination of red or blue.

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Jun 25, 2007

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NC-17 posted:

This is one of the greatest football highlights I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBG-XEjDrS8

Still weird that he 9ers don't play at the Stick.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Metapod posted:

Febreeze I appreciate you giving Bill Walton proper recognition but smh on no wilt and saying Thomas was the heart and soul of the bad boys

http://uproxx.com/dimemag/nba-logos-as-all-stars/

Aw I know you were rubbing it in but I was really happy you included the Sonics/the Glove. :3:

AradoBalanga posted:

What, no David Robinson for the Spurs?

Uhhh. Duncan may be the greatest power forward of all time, and he's already played 5 more seasons than Robinson.

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Jun 25, 2007

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

4) Von Miller as Batman versus Cam Newton as Superman and it's the scene from the new trailer where Batman blocks Superman's blow and Sueprman goes "what the gently caress???!!?!?!" except he fumbles the ball before making that face. block->fumble->face thoughts: the least repulsive idea is also the last idea i thought of

Von Miller as a late 19th century German officer. Waxed mustaches and all. His name is pretty much spot on for it.

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Jun 25, 2007

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sweet thursday posted:

Dave can you draw Cam Newton as Superman and Von Miller as Batman and they're jerking each other off, tia

"Tell me. Do you cum? ...you will."

-1 am Tuesday, the Spice Channel

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Jun 25, 2007

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"Squeal! Squeal! Eeeeeeeee!"

"eeeeee..."

"EEEEEEEEeeeee!"

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Jun 25, 2007

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Jimmy Graham


Yeah, I know. Good TEs tho

What?? I've never heard this! Amazing, Jeem.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Saw 80+ new posts in the thread, assumed food chat had hit.

I'm not gonna say I wasn't disappointed, but I certainly wasn't wrong.

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Jun 25, 2007

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It's so beautiful

The head cuts off at just the right spot

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Jun 25, 2007

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Someone sent Mina Kimes something eerily similar to this about the Broncos.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

I passed a rodeo, two cowboy boot stores, and a house with a giant confederate flag

Is there a reason no one in South Jersey has ever looked at a map?

It's even more shameful when I see them in West Virginia. You're only a state because you didn't want that thing!

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Jun 25, 2007

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Hey, Slate magazine here. You know that thing you like? That thing you think is cool, and good?

Well

Let me tell you

It's actually bad

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Jun 25, 2007

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There's a comment on there about Seahawks fans knowing Brown was a scumbag, but I honestly hadn't heard the rumors and had no idea. That guy delivered for the team in '05, feels like he had three or four gamewinning kicks with the clock expiring.

Weird to know that he was at least the second biggest scumbag on the team (not sure it's possible to take the top slot from Jerramy Stevens).

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Jun 25, 2007

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God I miss Jim Tomsula. Glad Deadspin has been carrying on the mantle of his life hacks.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Venturing into some really creepy territory here.



Jockey Brady's biting his lip looking at that horse's rear end. This scene is plummeting toward crimes against fauna.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Cartoon Man posted:

Tomsula back in the NFL as Redskins d-line coordinator. :unsmith:

Hopefully he gets a comic again.

"Can ya believe dose protesters, throwin away all dose signs? Dat's good cardboard! Just need some spit, some chewing gum, ya can make a frikkin palace outta all dat! All dat waste, man. I'm gonna be livin reaaal large in dis town!"

E. Important alternate comic: Jim Tomsula meets Joe Biden at a railyard in Maryland, just two veteran boxcar hoppers meeting over a warm fire before going their separate ways...

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Jun 25, 2007

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TheChirurgeon posted:



IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND



:vince:

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Jun 25, 2007

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Patriots against Russia
For
Rushing against the Patriots

Alternative:

The only Russian attacker I like
Is Devonta Freeman

howe_sam posted:

Something about the missing Tebow helmet Trump potentially improperly purchased with funds from his charity?

Related:
Putin owns Kraft's ring
And Trump's balls

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Jun 25, 2007

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Same. Thinking of changing it to something different though.

Aw but you got a good one.

My original handle was MechaFrogzilla because Frogzilla was a dumb handle I'd used for years, was taken on this comedy website I was signing up for, and I took the lazy variant because, how much time was I gonna spend at this place, anyway?

Ten years later...yeah, I was ready to jump into the GBS name change thread. Will probably move on from this one at a good opportunity, but I like it better than the old one.

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Jun 25, 2007

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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I posted in a name change thread. I have no idea what my username is a reference to

Makes me want a dog named Roscoe. Great dog name.

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Jun 25, 2007

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weird Asian candy posted:

/low voice

O'Reilly Auto Parts...YOW

loving hate that jingle god dammit

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Jun 25, 2007

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Joey Freshwater posted:

I could beat up like 5 6 year olds. Maybe 6.

See, this thought experiment always leads to imagining what it would be like to be overwhelmed by 6 year olds or duck size horses or whatever, and that always seems like it would end as a horror movie.

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Jun 25, 2007

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weird Asian candy posted:

That Bengals/Steelers one is pretty cool

Assume the Steelers' helmet isn't colored black and orange though.

(no, not clicking to find out)

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Jun 25, 2007

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

It is kind of impressive Timberlake's career was able to recover from how huge of a dweeb the fallout made him seem

It's also insane that it summarily ended Janet Jackson's career. Super Bowl halftime to nothing.

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Jun 25, 2007

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Silly Burrito posted:

tiny hands
tiny gravity

Has there been an Alex Smith/Trump crossover yet?

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