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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Spoeank posted:

No no no, McCown had a key ring they need to get back

Like...a ring with keys on it?

Or a really important ring?

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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Toaster Beef posted:

fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg squee

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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I thought "hup" came from Revis stealing every pass?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Hey Febreeze do you put your sketches that you throw up on twitter during games anywhere else?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Honestly, not too far off. Should change back to my Fells one now that the season has started.

edit: Can someone transparent-ify this for me? :pray: :sweatdrop:

JPrime fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Sep 14, 2015

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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JaysonAych posted:

I keep seeing Dabney Coleman.



Is that from Short Time? Love that movie. :D

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

Yeah, it's worse because now you have more brain cells to process the disappointment

Predictions for week 2!
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-predictions-week-2-picks/2/

Teddy is the savior :eng101:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Since all the saints fan seem to be avatar-bandwagoning together, maybe the Cards can get a 1-balled Cards avatar in honor of Ramadu ;)

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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"If the Rams win, I will draw Nick Foles parting the “Red Sea.”" I don't want the Cards to lose but this has potential (the "Red Sea" gets referenced a lot in Cards local media I think) :D

edit: I pictured a sea of cards fans scrambling around

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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No little avatar of mine in the parted red sea? :negative:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

He was Egyptian

And bitch I am The Kurgan

why'd you try and kill desmond? :mad:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Can someone please draw Joe Philbin as a sad McDonald's employee

got you covered:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Qwijib0 posted:

Suns should license that from you, it's great.

especially with the dia de los muertos around here.

also, reminded me of the 90s, when the suns sponsored the Lithuanian olympic team and sold these:



I glazed over that picture and just assumed it was Bill Walton.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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I was playing catch-up in another thread and ran across this: http://www.mandatory.com/2013/03/12/florida-man-the-comic

Did you ever do any more of these, Febreeze?

Edit:

JPrime fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Nov 8, 2015

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Chichevache posted:

You mean how easy it is for people to do it to me, Dave Rappoccino, all the time.

I'm sorry, I know Dan Rigatoni and YOU SIR, are no Dan Rigatoni.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Had to post this here:



It's fantastic, if a little small for my pudgy self.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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It was posted in one of the last GDTs I think, but it was a shirt of the week from here:

http://www.500level.com/products/shirtoftheweek

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Has "The Air Up There" been mentioned yet?

beat me to it.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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DrKennethNoisewater posted:

You could always replace "Ehud" with "Ramadu" and he can use it for his medical updates. That way it doesn't go unused.

:allears:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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I never mean :allears: sarcastically...it's my favorite smilie :3:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Chichevache posted:

I'm phoneposting, so someone else find that beautiful gif of that Cardinal killing it back in 2012, I think.

This one?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Qwijib0 posted:

Diamondbacks used to be awesome gold/purple/teal



now they're boring "sedona red"



Yea, why the gently caress did they change? They only won a WS in those colors, and it wasn't so long ago. The new logo/font is rear end. :mad:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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effectual posted:

Based on TFF posters, the Cards are cool, but on the other hand, gently caress Arizona (the State).

No qualms there. AZ sucks, except for how inexpensive it is to live here. :/

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Qwijib0 posted:

The physical land is amazing, but The State, yeah.

(free baja arizona)

Yea, that's a better way to put it.

(what now?)

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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:allears:

Poor Fitz, doomed to getting QBs too late. :(

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

Awwww, the guy who did the NFL teams as Cars just emailed me asking if I saw it because he loves my stuff, it's kind of adorable

Awww :3:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Only tangentially FART-related, but I just got back from a job interview. The first thing I did when I arrived was take a Wonderlic test. 50 questions in 12 minutes that were apallingly easy..."Hook Em Horns" seems very sad now.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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JRizzle posted:

Did you get to use a calculator or did you have scratch paper or anything?

I could use scratch paper, but the math problems weren't ones I couldn't do in my head.....seriously this was very simple stuff.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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ZenVulgarity posted:

Did you write HOOK EM HORNS on any question

It was computer-based, and all multiple choice. I did trace it with the mouse.

Sample question:

pre:
Select the 3 words in the list that have similar meanings:

OBTUSE
DENSE
CLEVER
INSIGHTFUL
LETHARGIC

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Kalli posted:

Yeah, but what was your three cone drill time?

shameful :negative:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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So I got the job at the Wonderlic place. :boom:

Does that make me officially smarter than Vince Young?

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Really should've done Kemp or GP for the Thunder.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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I wonder if Eli has similar skeletons, but they're all ridiculous. He pushed over someone in the sandbox as a kid and his parents gave the other kid an ice cream or something to keep quiet.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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ChickenMedium posted:

Eli's skeletons are just the monologue Chunk gives when the Fratellis threaten to blenderize his hand.

:allears: that's 1000x better and someone needs to photoshop/draw that up.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Febreeze posted:

...I was looking for descent? Where? Nothing was going down.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-norman-the-redskin/

quote:

Johnny’s decent into a human trainwreck
:eng101:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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For Febreeze, mainly.

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/733502618316746756

Quite the odd couple.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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I've recorded a couple songs in the past but nothing podcast-intro-worthy :/

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

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Brocialist posted:

Awh, I shoulda added sound to the instagram

Oh well, this'll have to do

:hfive: :allears:

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Jul 4, 2007

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Chilichimp posted:

But... our TMM backlog?

:ohdear:

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