Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Dunno if I somehow missed this getting mentioned in the last thread, but which one of you fuckers works for WaPo?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


:lol: the image for the FART link share on FB is shirtless Chip

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


The poo poo I put on my image search history for you people.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


axeil posted:

I am so glad TBeef is back. It's like we're getting the whole crew back together for the best NFL season ever!


We need a new gangtag for Pats fans don't we?

Nah, isn't a deflating ball

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

This doesn't lead good places.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


PantsFreeZone posted:

I'm done posting in this forum

EDIT: wait, it's only taking the talented ones, I'm good

I still attribute my survival to that

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


xposting from the RIP thread, but here's his soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user237822301

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chilichimp posted:

I guess we better get a survival pool started for the Sweet Thursday.

gently caress, nrr was the truth, man!!!

God damnit, why? gently caress Chip Kelly. Chip Kelly's wild ride killed nrr.

I was really looking forward to reading a drunken celebration about their first win this year :smith:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


seiferguy posted:

I'm suddenly rooting for the 49ers for a multitude of reasons.

What a strange world.

This, but the Falcons for me.

loving DNC and South Carolina debate scheduled for the divisional round game.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Silly Burrito posted:

If this doesn't belong in the OP of the Farthouse, I don't know what does.

It definitely does, but the OP is kinda sad atm :smith:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


effectual posted:

If voting mattered, it'd be a drat miracle.

Does in this primary cycle duder

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ehud posted:

i finally negotiated a big deal between FART and draftkings.com

hopefully it won't be too intrusive, I doubt anyone will notice


anyway here is BBP's new post!

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/10/2fart2furious-week-5-preview-brought-draftkings/

Holy poo poo.

Owns.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Top Hats Monthly posted:

Holy poo poo bbp

Yeah, this.

jfc you're good at this

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ain't nothing wrong with that

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ross Angeles posted:

bring back the oilers

They just moved to Edmonton.

... And play hockey now

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I'm always amazed when things aren't a way and they should be a way

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


WHOOPS posted:

That Works.

:downsrim:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


that train's grin is super creepy in a touched-me-in-the-nono-place kinda way

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

I always get a swarm of notifications when these go out and after the first go around I just flat out refuse to read any of the comments now. It's not worth it.

Comments suck :hfive:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chilichimp posted:

Burns so sick, you gotta hang'em out on twitter.

You could fill loving reservoirs with the :patssay: tears.

lol why does anyone think "delete your account" is something that will actually happen

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


WHOOPS posted:

kill yourself

you're not my dad

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chichevache posted:

Anything is possible with your mom. :smugdog:

:thurman:

man it's been forever since i farted

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours

This is the biggest thing I've ever done

:hfive: congrats dude! I saw the logos earlier and I was like: search term shitstorm a comin'. Fuckin' aces work man!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Hillary has little to no search visibility dudes. Trump is by far the highest, with Bernie Sanders a distant second.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


CES is coming up soon so there'll be search juice for that the first full week of January.

NFL team mascots as lovely consumer electronic gadgets might be uninteresting, but would get hits.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


'Grats on the USAToday plug

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


WHOOPS posted:

Ahaha, Trump really does = ratings no matter what the medium or subject.

yeah, that's pretty much the state of things. a lot of people are addicted to Google trends and will saturate/beat to death a term that gets any traction so they can get mad clix yo.

e. not saying it's bad business, just when something gets rollin' it tends to snowball

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 18, 2015

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I like scotch and brandy. Different stuff for different occasions.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Gin makes every day taste like Christmas

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Those cards own

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



:shepface:
Yeah, that's creepy af

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ross Angeles posted:

lol if people thought he wouldn't

he did a lot better than anyone thought he would. It was p cool to see a short primary season instead of a coronation, and he might be able to get something pretty okay out of HRC/DNP to drop out instead of taking it to the convention.

net positive still pretty okay

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chilichimp posted:

I'm still pissed about it.

It's gonna be Trump vs Clinton and thankfully football will be on to distract me from that bullshit.

Clinton gonna seahawks all over that orange weakling. But hey, take heart! A ton of youngs got interested in politics and became part of the process! And some are even continuing to do things!


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I objectively prefer Clinton to Sanders come at me bros

that's like saying you like Manning over Manning. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Chilichimp posted:

Which Manning do you think is a fraud?

~☆.。.:*It's funnier if I don't specify*・°☆.~

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:

The quadrennial experience of 20 year olds discovering politics for the first time every presidential election is not something I enjoy.

It's like eating at the Golden Corral. It's not sustenance—it's entertainment.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Mel Mudkiper posted:

This is literally and unironically my reasoning

I want a Machiavellian sociopath who is on my side

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


All 32 teams as political figures past and present could be a funny way to make a really deep dig at the Pats

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:

We're on to Cambodia.



Aaahaha nice

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


so an AI farted

https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712822619339239425

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I was born the same hour as the Chernobyl explosion!

  • Locked thread