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Silly Burrito
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Rasczak posted:

To commemorate the new Farthouse I updated one of my old avs, feel free to buy it for literally every Pats fan



I've got an idea for an avatar that has Belichick slowly poking his head around the airport, the locker room, and the mountaintop. No idea if I can get that under 100k.

The other one is Santa Belichick. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you missed your plane, and he knows which signals are fake....

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nrr posted:

im too drank right now to respond with anything but WTF FEBREEZE?!

ok no wait ill rally gently caress you...

1. YOU loving NAME THE NEW THREAD AFTER A CRAZY68WHATEVER POST THAT IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF A 2 YEAR OLD JOKE I MADE ABOUT HIM?!

2. that motherfuckers my posting nemesis, do you not remember this?

3. except hes got a lot better since I started giving him poo poo for being poo poo and he actually defended me recently in something stupid I think which means that hes actually kindof cool now and im out of line and more importantly I have no grounds to even be remotely pissed off in the slightest the end

4. BUT DO YOU THINK THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE?>!

5. so this is the point where I give actual evidence that everyone either 'handwaves away' or acts like im a fuckin rear end in a top hat which would be pretty much be about as accurate as nick foles circa 2013... and then about as useful as nick foles circa 2014:

6. (or more like 5a or 5.1 or whatever idk) https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/sets/lol-he-thinks-ldt-is-white

6.1 aka 5b/5.2 (ugh this is getting co,mp[licated, what dumbass gave me a keyboard instead of more whisky)

I got the joke you loving halfwit
Get out of the Farthouse you're ruining it
Check your pants cos when you try to Fart you just poo poo
TBeef I love you, all is Groovy


The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* > FARTHOUSE 5: - I stole nrr's playbook and commissioner Febreeze barely even sentenced me to a perfect(ly balanced) season

Now I want a posting nemesis.

Toaster Beef posted:

Okay, I've uploaded fifty old comics (another seventy or so to go). Early afternoon was definitely optimistic, but the point is it's getting done and all of the old TMMs should be on FART by the end of the day :)

Hell yes.

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I really hope your predictions are wrong because I'd like to see some of those drawings.

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Glad to see you back, Toaster Beef. :)

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Dammit, why didn't anyone say anything? ;)

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Too good not to share from the Draw Play Facebook:

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That Works posted:



Could someone maybe crop this from the sides a bit and animate a pan up from the bottom freezing on the head in the image in avatar size? I need it for... reasons. Will gladly buy an avatar cert / archives or whatever for someone if they like?

It's going to be a long year.

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PantsFreeZone posted:

If this week's comics don't feature sad Dolphins fan, Febreeze has failed us all.

Can you please throw sad Saints and sad Eagles fan in there too?

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That Works posted:

That Bucs/Saints pic is great and I hope the Saints win this week if only to see the new picture.

There's a good Cam/fig Newton joke just ready to happen.

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I saw Ehud's Facebook FART post and came here. What the ever living hell?

RIP nrr. Holy poo poo, you will be missed. :smith:

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Febreeze posted:

Bad Comedian Eli Manning tells Dad jokes about the NFCE

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/bad-comedian-eli-manning/

This is great.

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Made an avatar for Nipplefloss or any other Saints fan who wants it. I enjoyed it. :)

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ulmont posted:

I bought the next 3 (mine, Silly Burrito's, and A.O.D.'s.) It wasn't like I was subtle about it either:

Thanks!

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If this doesn't belong in the OP of the Farthouse, I don't know what does.

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PantsFreeZone posted:

I'm sure it's nothing Febreeze hasn't seen at the horse track before.

There is a lot of horse excrement there.

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Febreeze posted:

If the Falcons win that'll be a comic instead

So either way, we're getting Rob Ryan as Fabio.

Excellent opportunity for a small "I can't believe it's not butter" joke too.

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NC-17 posted:

Presented without comment.



Needs a red bucket

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Febreeze is a man of his word.

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Febreeze posted:

I think I'm going to draw Rob Ryan as Fabio all the time now

Predictions for week 7!
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/10/nfl-week-7-predictions-illustrations/

Awesome. :)

Although if the defense doesn't improve, will stabby Sean Payton make a visit?

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Agreed. If he sponsored a meal at the closest Pei Wei, it would be the Swole Mole Bowl. If you wanted it to go, it would be the Swole Mole Bowl Roll. If you only wanted one instead of the family pack, it would be the Sole Swole Mole Bowl Roll.

I could go on all day here.

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Darth Brooks posted:

A couple of guys have done the NBA brands on NFL teams thing, only this time the guys are really crapping good at Photoshop.
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/nfl-x-nba-jersey-mashups/

The Saints one makes them look like the Falcons.

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Febreeze posted:

The first Draw Play with Philip Rivers that isn't about Ringless Rivers

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/philip-rivers-has-no-protection/

The pregnancy math was impressive. More power to his wife! :aaa:

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Febreeze posted:

Cartoons for week 7 and week 8 predictions!

The Jags picture is my favorite I've done this year

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/10/nfl-week-7-illustrated/

I get the feeling you really like drawing Rob Ryan as Fabio. And who could blame you with those thick luxurious locks? :D

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Awesome. Can you embed the Home Alone spider scream in a gif? :)

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Chilichimp posted:

Atlanta is about to get an MLS team and I hear we're also getting a Jimmy Johns across the street from my office.

I'm more excited about the sandwich place.

Meh. If you were getting a Firehouse Subs, that would be better. Jimmy John's doesn't serve a hot sandwich. I will be complaining to Drew the next time we do lunch.

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Fenrir posted:

Wait, seriously?

Well, it's warmed by the rear end of the guy who delivers it, but otherwise, nope.

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effectual posted:

Ugh, Jimmy Johns is worse than subway.

Whoa whoa whoa....let's not go crazy here.

Things that are worse than subway:

1. Homemade hogshead cheese sandwich made with stale bread and ketchup
2. McRib from 1998 that's been in the back of the fridge

There is no #3.

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I don't know what Febreeze will draw for Uproxx for Saints/Giants, but 13 touchdowns in one game is insane. Fabio Rob Ryan was sweating that one. Touchdown jackpot game.

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The Giants have broken this man.

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TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Came here looking for quality content and found 2 pages of sandwich arguments. Never stop, Farthouse.

Which NFL player looks like the tastiest sandwich?




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Darth Brooks posted:

First thing that came to mind.



Thinking of zombie Lee Corso makes me chuckle.

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quote:

Since first promising to draw Fabio Rob Ryan, the Saints have gone 3-0. Clearly, Fabio Rob Ryan is the answer.

If we lose because of no Fabio Rob Ryan :argh:

Now I want the Dolphins to win, and hopefully you use the classic MK1 Sub-Zero one.

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Manoueverable posted:

Yeah that thought process has burned me a couple times with respect to other players. Makes me glad I don't gamble


Okay I kinda just want to see this regardless, but it'd need to have a "WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER" sign somewhere

BLAINESAW IS READY OOH YEAH

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A+ would laugh again.

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Febreeze posted:

Sorry bro

Dammit.:smith:

I may have to change my bagatar to Fabio Rob Ryan just to be sure.

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Febreeze posted:

Week 9 cartoons! I indeed hold the fate of the Saints in my hands

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/11/nfl-week-9-cartoons-and-predictions/

With great power comes great responsibility. Spider-Man had to learn that lesson the hard way.

Please keep picking against us.

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Spoeank posted:

I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this"

I salute someone who can make a buck drawing Peyton Manning's forehead in multiple funny ways.

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Big Bob Pataki posted:

Hello my cool and good friends, I hope you are ready for your weekly dose of misery

"Rolling dice hand motion" made me guffaw. :)

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Febreeze is this me



edit: lol the comments



Peyton Manning now reminds me of OctoDad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ol3ZxZSEhY

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Febreeze posted:

I'm pretty proud of this one so I hope you guys like it too

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/cam-newton-no-respect/

Niiiice. NOT KENYA!

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