Ehud posted:

so in a couple of days we get the return of both TMM and BBP

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/12/2fart2furious-week-1-preview-made/

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/18/too-much-mustard-unfloppable-peyton-manning-is/

Febreeze posted:

Magicpants posted:

John Fox wishes he had a wild ride. John Fox's ride is more like the coin-operated kiddie horse in the parking lot of a supermarket, and you've just put all your change into it and your damned kid is still crying because when you press the start all it does is lurch forward and die, and you're trying to prove to him that you're worth a drat because you're 45 and divorced, haven't been laid in 2 years, stuck in a dead-end career, and your ex-wife got engaged this past weekend, and then you find yourself screaming at the stock boy who was unlucky enough to have walked past, and he's just standing there pimply-faced, stoned, and not giving a poo poo because you're just another afternoon he's trying to get through, until finally your kid starts begging you to go home, but you're not about to give up on your $2.50 because you had to reach all the way under your carseat for that last dime and you're pretty sure you pulled something, so instead you decide to throw a haymaker at this damned 16-year-old kid who doesn't give a poo poo about your life because you know catharsis is the only chance you have at happiness anymore and you can feel the weight of your broken dreams collapsing against your lungs, and you barely even connect but all of a sudden you're surrounded by well-to-do shoppers, and then your ex-wife has to bail you out of jail, and you don't even hear her complain because you've been listening to that for the last 20 years of your miserable life and you already know you aren't gonna get to see your kid again anytime soon, although maybe that's not such a bad thing because you're not even sure if you love your kid, and then you're not even sure if you love anything anymore, and then one night after getting reamed out by your boss you go find that stupid loving kiddie horse and you torch it with a half gallon of gas because that poo poo's expensive and a lighter because you couldn't ignite it with a lit cigarette after four tries, and you just watch it burn while coughing trying to smoke these drat cigarettes even though you quit 10 years ago, drinking some JD's straight outta the bottle and even that just doesn't do it anymore, and then you live out the rest of your life without knowing what it's like to enjoy anything, and on your deathbed your kid is the only one that comes to see you and you can tell he doesn't really want to be there, and you want to say something, anything to him to prove it all meant something, but you just can't, and deep-down you know it was futile, and he leaves, and you die alone.

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If the Bears win, I will draw the Broncos exploding with Jay Cutler walking away not looking back.

Febreeze posted:

I'm pretty proud of this one so I hope you guys like it too

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/cam-newton-no-respect/

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If the Vikings win, I will draw Adrian Peterson as Thor.

Febreeze posted:

Not yet. If they continue on this current trend they will be soon, but they haven't had a decade of success quite yet. It's the Spurs or Lakers.

Anyway here is the NFC East
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-nfc-east-2/

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Apparently Jared from Subway is a huge hockey fan

Mel Mudkiper posted:

He always gets in there before the first period

Spoeank posted:

Muscat is good if you want sweet wine, but there's also mead if you want diabetes. Cheaper reds tend to be towards the extremes of sweet or sour because of their mass production. They alao have terrible flavor, and judging them is like writing off steak because you had Aunt Barb's shoe leather once.

If your wine is sour though it may have been bad or may have needed time to breathe. Just pop open your second bottle when you start drinking your first. Check the cork to see if the wine had moved up the side, and keep it on its side to prevent the cork from drying out and allowing air to enter. Many wineries have given up on the French bullshit of corking and have gone to metal twist offs with neutral interiors to help wine stay better longer.

My wine chat masterpiece is complete. Today you are all 49ers fans

Kalli posted:

Oh, are we posting ultra-smug fanboard stuff?

Because I promise you I have the deepest well.

Fenrir posted:

It's convenient when you can have one guy be both the GM and the mascot... or as it used to be, the QB and mascot.

Febreeze posted:

My annual puppy bowl comics are getting more cynical

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/puppies-2/

Febreeze posted:

effectual posted:

Can someone link the post that spawned that comic?

Crunkjuice posted:

It cracks me up too.

I can tell a story of a longhorn getting a 4 in a class as a final grade though. Cedric Benson took intro to piano (not an elective, but a freshman MUSIC MAJOR course), and somehow managed to get the one intro class taught by Martha Hilley, the coldest bitch of a professor I ever had. He of course didn't know this, and thought it would just be a blowoff elective class that fit into his schedule perfectly. Well Martha Hilley is awful, and gave absolutely 0 fucks that cedric was a super star football player and treated him like every other student she had. Cedric didn't realize this until after the final drop date of a class in which even the athletic program couldn't override that deadline, so he was stuck with it. He had no interest in learning piano, and as he had to display proficiency there weren't any nerds that could do his homework for him or tutor him. On his final exam, which was playing piano for Hilley, he played chopsticks with his two middle fingers because he hated her (justly so she's a coldhearted bitch) and walked out. She gave him a 25 on the final because he actually played a piece of music (in no way shape or form was the final), and ended up giving him a 4 as his final grade and flunked him. For reference, my final was chord progressions, two handed proficiency, and loving sight reading.

She told that story day one of class with pride.

sean10mm posted:

4 is clearly the best. Also 1-3 are practically just copy-pasted from the DSM-5.

sweet thursday posted:

Dave can you draw Cam Newton as Superman and Von Miller as Batman and they're jerking each other off, tia

Febreeze posted:

BRADFORD Jokez
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sam-bradford-gets-paid/

Chilichimp posted:

It was a comic made the week of this.

Remember all of the over-televised/reported attempts to plug the hole that failed? This comic loving killed me that week.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Alright which one of you fuckers did this

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Probably voting for O.J. Simpson because murderer.

Febreeze posted:

The long awaited return of Fort Elite Money

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/allthemoneyforts/

Febreeze posted:

Abugadu posted:

Johnny Manziel moving in with Von Miller seems like premise of a really, really terrible sitcom.

Febreeze posted:

I'm more proud of the pun in the first panel's background than I am in most things I do

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-gordon-meets-his-end/

Febreeze posted:

500 comics and 4 years, never thought I'd make it this far

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/comic-500/