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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AAA DOLFAN posted:

First - wow. The PM to accompany that post... Legendary.

Well post it you fucker.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i picture everyone as their avatar, so

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ross Angeles posted:

which one am I

junior seau but skinny and with no pants on

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
you're jon gruden

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Flipping the GIF and adding it at the end so it's a smooth loop would probably work well.

Edit also googly eyes

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Googly Eyes was a Dolphins thing you hacks

Yeah well kicking players was a Lions thing. Glass houses.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

If the Raiders win, I will draw a Raiders fan costume that has Joe Flacco’s severed head as decoration.

i think i'm the only raider fan febreeze has on file. :getin:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
loving really. goddammit.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I see you've met Mikey Rayder. :tipshat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU6ekt1BDfE

He got sued by the team a year or two back, and it was the maddest I'd ever gotten at the Raiders.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
there's no glitz and glamour youtube stardom with him. he's just the pure encapsulation of a raider fan. when i want to see the postgame to see just how in the gently caress we lost by 40 to a team we could've beat, he'll have the postgame up every week. and he sits there in a dirty hoodie and an awful look on his face in the dark and he just says that was loving bullshit and i sit there in my dirty hoodie with an awful look on my face in the dark and say yes it is.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
ahahahahaha i love my dumb gay team and our dumb gay fans

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
when the raiders beat the vikings, i want to thor to have a minivan too.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Top Hats Monthly posted:

All 32 NFL logos as posters

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Wheezesians 5:18

Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the spirit

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
put chiche on ignore

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
a deliberately tone deaf patsfan article about how mannings legacy is tarnished could actually be pretty funny.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chichevache posted:

Cam should just act like he's been there.

but he hasnt

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Oh hue. :allears: i love that man.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eifert Posting posted:

It cracks me up when New Yorkers go full "It's not pizza" on Chicago because I've met about thirty Italians and they all went out of their way to proclaim that NY style isn't pizza.


It's like watching a Dane making in a No True Scotsman argument.

italians don't make real pizza

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

sam bradford lmao posted:

I officially felt old when I heard Pearl Jam on a classic rock station

Pearl Jam was classic rock by 1998 though. Their sound aged really fast.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I watched the Raiders in the playoffs.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
nelson mandela got released from prison on my 1st birthday. i remember it vividly.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
remember that family member that recorded loving everything their entire life and had a gigantic room full of vhs tapes with movie names written on the side in sharpie? lol

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

fartknocker posted:

This is almost my dad, but instead of movies, it's NFL Films (And also The Three Stooges) stuff taped off ESPN and whatever going back to 1982. It's actually cool to go back and see those half hour team highlight reels they've done ever year since forever, segments on the greatest teams and players with footage you don't see much anymore, or profiles of players that were big at the time that are barely remembered now, like Wendell Tyler or Wes Chandler. I miss Steve Sabol.

My stepdad did that a little bit. I miss the documentaries about the greatest "follies" that showed all of Mark Sanchez's football forefathers.

edit: lmao. some things about this game never change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fGmPgS7Wp8

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Apr 8, 2016

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lote posted:

Idea: Josh and Johnny in a General Lee with a Browns helmet on the roof outrunning Boss Hogg played by Goodell. The boys crash through a Colorado weed plant, setting it on fire, after getting found at Von Miller's place. Punchline is how Josh Gordon failed his new drug test.

*car soars through air towards the weed factory* *pause* wouldja lookit that? i reckon even ol' snoop dogg ain't got this high before. *resume, car crashes into the second floor*

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 14, 2016

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dubious posted:

chicken in a biskit is the top tier snack cracker imo

You can tell a lot about a man based on the type of crackers he eats. For instance, dubious is cool and all of you wheat thin and trisket eating nerds are boring af.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chilichimp posted:

I wanna mock
MOCK
I want to mock
MOCK


Turn the comments off
I mock ya Myles Jack
you say dont need no outside back I don't care!
CARE!
Care Care Care.

So if you ask me why I pick the picks I'm pickin.
There's only one thing I can say to you
I wanna mock

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder how many other US Presidents turned down NFL offers at some point in their lives.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1 posted:

What in the everloving gently caress did I just watch?

it's the ending from poltergeist 2. it got really long so i had to trim it down in places to save size, which makes it kind of hard to follow. plus it makes a lot of references that not everyone is going to get. but i was mostly playing around and trying things when i was making it. it's jack del rio, mark davis, and this guy



killing a monster made of horrible players from the raiders recent history, namely warren sapp and jamarcus russell, which represents the raiders sucking poo poo for 15 years. the 9 is 9 wins for a winning season. after they stab the monster, derek carr gets taken away (he dislocated his pinky really nasty in the game, and we could all see the season flashing before our eyes), but he is brought back miraculously by al davis (he returned in the game). and it's a happy ending.

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Nov 28, 2016

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


mark davis in this style would probably rule

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cartoon Man posted:

I was spanked as a child and looking back on it, I could tell my dad showed restraint. But it is completely unnecessary in today's society and I will never do it to my kids ever. There are plenty of other effective disciplinary methods, you don't need to hurt your kids just cause it was done to you as a child.

It's more necessary in today's society than any past ones, so I don't know why you bothered to make that distinction. Kids today are little bastards.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Clearly Saturdays comic needs to be hernandez getting ready for bed and through a cluseau esque series of prat falls accidentally blocking his cell and then hanging himself.

It would only be respectful

All started by stepping on a piece of bubblicious cotton candy gum

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

https://m.soundcloud.com/user237822301/schianhole

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

CannonFodder posted:

I want his Spotify playlist, the music is so soothing.

You should watch the dumbest boy alive. The music in that one is dramatic af

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
It transcends football, hombre

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Motorcycle racing is most definitely a sport.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hockles posted:

Aww man... I just lost The Game


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

Now you did too.

I see somebody spent their formative years on 4chan. Indicting.

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Here's his page.

https://m.soundcloud.com/user237822301

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