FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli posted:

Oh look, another thing the Dolphins are .500 at.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 05:47

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I don't think there's going to be any more comic if that happens...

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 18:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Silly Burrito posted:

Did we ever get that mega Peyton Manning forehead from a while back and I missed it? I just thought about that today.

No, because it was a goon project, which ended like all goon projects.

Which sucks because I really really liked my contribution.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 02:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I thought the flag of Baltimore was a chalk outline...

(All I know about Baltimore comes from The Wire)

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 06:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Your Jared Allen entry needs a GIF of him lighting up Johnny Knoxville.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 20:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Metapod posted:

Yes Larry blew it not the lovely defense

Don't forget the stable of QBs between Warner and Palmer that constituted one of the worst versions of "Marry, gently caress, Kill" ever.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 07:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Bort Bortles posted:

Yeah I thought it was Edelman too, makes sense if it is Bledsoe chasing Brady down.

Brady doesnt fumble as much as Bledsoe? Dunno.

Brady doesn't fumble, he throws incompletions.

Oh yeah, trigger warning for Raiders fans

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 00:18

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Buffalo's needs to be frozen solid...

...or elbow dropping a folding table.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 21:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Brunell wasn't that bad for you guys, right?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 00:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Oh, you're right...well, half right. That game pushed Marino and Jimmy Johnson into retirement.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 05:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whiteyfats posted:

Yeah, it's easier to be elite these days, without LT legitimately trying to kill you every down.

TBF, QBs back then resembled giant piles of cocaine more than they do today.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 23:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

They do get points for using "elite" in their Ravens description though.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2016 20:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Now I'm kind of terrified with what you'll come up with for "perfectly spherical breasts" :ohdear:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 06:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

JPrime posted:

It was computer-based, and all multiple choice. I did trace it with the mouse.

Sample question:
pre:
Select the 3 words in the list that have similar meanings:

OBTUSE
DENSE
CLEVER
INSIGHTFUL
LETHARGIC

I was hoping the first letter of those would spell out "IDIOT" or something along those lines.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 00:32

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Fenrir posted:

Are you guys blind? That is clearly Johnny Manziel.

No, this is Manziel:

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 04:28

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Athanatos posted:

Rivers looks alive there.

Is that a draw play first?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 18:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

And Ehud's incredibly ginger, right?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 19:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Well I guess that's one way to cross off the Food Chat square.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 18:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

The guy who chose the foods was unhappy with my logo being the weird visual pun, he wanted it to be like the others and look like actual fry bread or the Cardinal eating the fry bread, and it wasn't until I showed him how impossible to draw in a simple style fry bread is that he finally realized that maybe I was right.

Here was the picture I made to prove to him it's impossible to draw a Cardinal eating fry bread without it looking...wrong

You could just re-title that to "Arizona in the Playoffs"

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 20:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Browns should be Grover Cleveland, because they were both absent for 4 years (plus it's right there in the name people).

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 18:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

The Colts are Ulysses S Grant: got to the top by burning down the South, but largely ineffective once they got there.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 18:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Abugadu posted:

Johnny Manziel moving in with Von Miller seems like premise of a really, really terrible sitcom.

Johnny and the King spinoff?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 02:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

So, when the NFL got back to him about this latest failed test, did they simply say "Urine trouble"?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 08:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

swickles posted:

My roommate likes to make terrible puns. To curb this, or to at least make him think twice, there is a system in place where when he makes a pun, I throw a tennis ball at him. It even has "The Pun-isher" written on it. If we ever meet the first thing you will see is a tennis ball coming towards you.

You don't have the balls to do that

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 16:31

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka

...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

Could buy it for Ramadu. He's a pothead right (because of the cancer... :smith:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 17:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Earlier today I came across the headline "WSU student hospitalized after drinking at frat party" and all I could imagine was wheez going "Pffft, pussy"

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 20:45

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

Tris-shits

Mods?

Wheat Thins are much better though

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 23:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I was really confused because I read that as "Rob Bironas" at first.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:13

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Can Luck even throw a football right now without puncturing every internal organ?

# ¿ May 6, 2016 04:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Pops Mgee posted:

If the old game day threads are anything to go by I believe prolapsed would be a necessary category.

Thanks for un-repressing those memories, jerkass! :argh:

# ¿ May 8, 2016 06:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Darth Brooks posted:

I've got about thirty letterheads, and I might print them out at work when I'm done. I just don't know what to do with them.

Prank college upperclassmen?

# ¿ May 8, 2016 06:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

No guarantees, but you could always add a few words to your message like "marijuana", "concussion study" and "wrong-colored socks" to be sure Goodell reads it right quick.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 04:23

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

There already is a Manning who is a Saint though...

# ¿ May 19, 2016 16:50

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

More Pez Jokes, all the Pez jokes
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-3-dez-goes-down/

Your news post makes me want to fight you...or get a burrito.

Seriously though, go to Taco Time and get their Mexi Fries, which are really just seasoned tater tots but you won't care because they taste so good.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 18:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Does it stretch out people's foreheads or put some balls on them?

# ¿ May 26, 2016 20:16

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Brocialist posted:

lmao whoops this is huge, click for Marshawn Lunch crotch-grab TD with Skittles rain

I feel like I've just seen the face of god. :allears:

And yes, his Twitter account is @MoneyLynch

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 19:18

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Chichevache posted:

The Thunder are cooler

You're dead to me

I stopped caring about basketball well before the Sonics left

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 06:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

IIRC (from top to bottom)

Total number of accounts that may have seen your tweet (your followers + sum of followers of people who retweeted)
Times GIF was played (assuming this is the JJ Watt/Galaga thing)
Sum of everything below this
Direct clicks on GIF
Shouldn't have to explain this one
Or this one
People who clicked directly on your tweet
People who wondered wtf you are
One person took pity on you

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 22:58

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Once you open it though you just can't close it.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 07:20

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:08

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Febreeze posted:

I caved and used the worst meme

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-league-of-extraordinary-disappointments/

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 08:54

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