FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I mean, I think it'd surprise absolutely nobody if it came out that Jed York was into ABDL

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 01:22

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FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Trump has
smaller hands
than
Alex Smith

E: just now noticed swickles saying this was lame. early morning phone posting :saddowns:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Feb 1, 2017

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 14:59

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I posted in a name change thread. I have no idea what my username is a reference to

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 20:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

drat it i'll have that stuck in my head for the rest of the day

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 21:37

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

n-n-n-n-n-napa know how

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 22:19

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

saaaave big mo-ney at me-narrrrrds

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 22:26

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Febreeze posted:

I've had to fight against it for a long time, but I'm finally convinced. He's the GOAT. I'm sorry for being a fool for so long, Patriots fans.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-goat-is-finally-revealed/

I know I said in another thread that I hope Brady keeps playing until he's Trent Dilfer levels of bad so I'll pretend I inspired this :shobon:

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 14:43

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

that's a good jingle to have stuck in your head

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 16:34

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Looks like a Trump supporter to me. gently caress that guy

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 01:44

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 04:20

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Neither did Reggie Bush and countless others

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 17:42

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

As long as we stone to death every white kid that went to spring break in Cancun, I'm happy.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 21:08

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

gently caress cancer

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 20:12

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

So here's something new: NFL helmets in their rivals' colors

Some of those are :effort:

, and that site is extremely annoying with all the ads

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 21:40

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Cards/Seahawks is my favorite

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 19:39

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Oh, so many.

Oh, so very many.

Oh, so very very many

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 17:32

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

lol

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 14:10

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I don't remember what I was doing during that halftime (either watching something else or taking a dump) but I missed Janet's boob happening live. It was water cooler talk at the office the very next day.

# ¿ May 17, 2017 20:06

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

I dunno if I love or hate this

# ¿ May 23, 2017 23:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

peanut butter chat eh?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 16:16

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I knew a kid in grade school who was fatally allergic to corn syrup

His life must have been loving weird

Safe to say he's dead?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 18:34

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Taco Bell Cantina baby :discourse:

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 05:20

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Silly Burrito posted:

The logo needs to come flying out 66 Batman style with the BIFF POW balloons replaced by 28-3 or 34-28.

Why not both?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 05:09

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

The Football Funhouse � FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just died from your peanut allergy

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 16:23

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

lmao

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 05:26

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

As someone who knows nothing about NASCAR, what's the difference between "The Chase for the Championship" and what they were doing before?

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 20:05

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

lol at goons poo poo-talking auto racing while sitting behind a keyboard

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 20:16

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

did I just watch someone die

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 20:26

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Metapod posted:

Hmm yes let's go really fast and move a wheel for hours and call it a sport

Nah man that's like calling competitive eating a sport

Please tell me more about auto racing not being a sport. I don't think I've gotten the hint yet

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 20:48

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Ask yourself this - have you ever seen an obese, out-of-shape race car driver?

Additionally, winning races consistently where cars are built to the same spec* requires an insane amount of skill and is absolutely physically taxing.

And yeah, this whole argument is dumb as heck.

_{* - this is my assumption}

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jul 13, 2017

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 10:35

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

Eating is a loving sport

hosed up but true

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 13:24

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Saw this pop up on my FB feed - https://thekicker.com/we-rhymed-these-nfl-team-names-and-made-logos-why-not/

A lot of these are meh but this one made me chuckle:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 04:03

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

You left out the best one!

huh i'm not sure how i missed that second link

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 05:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Please tell me you punched him

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 12:56

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Punching people is overrated. Punching someone is super dangerous because people fall down, crack their skulls open, and die.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.71c4cc3a46f4

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article149059909.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/24/trevor-timon-jailed-six-years-killing-oliver-dearlove-one-punch-london

That being said I almost knocked some Trump voter out in Whole Foods the other day.

Back in May in Chicago, some poor security guard got punched by the same drunk rear end in a top hat she was trying to help:

quote:

The early Sunday attack was captured by surveillance cameras at the entrance of the building in the 600 block of North Franklin Street.

The video shows the guard, Zoa Stigler, walking up to a man after he sat down on the sidewalk and leaned against the building just before 2 a.m. Sunday. Stigler said she checked on whether the man needed help and then called Chicago police.

Stigler is seen on the video bringing out a bucket after the man vomited. By this time, another man and two women have shown up and Stigler said she told the four to leave.

“They didn’t want to,’’ Stigler said, and told her, “No. We’re fine right here.’’ Stigler said she insisted. “Move over," she told them. "You’ve got to go over, go over.’’

Before she knew it, the man began walking toward her. “I just knew something was coming towards me," Stigler said.

The man threw a water at her, then dropped the bottle and punched her in the face, according to the video.

“I fell back, I stumbled back,’’ Stigler said. “Oh my God, he just hit me in my eye,’’ Stigler said she thought to herself. “I’m in a daze, my vision is blurry, the left side of my face hurt."

The four then walked away. “He wasn’t stumbling when he walked away," she said. "He was steady. Like, no remorse, no nothing."

At least she lived to tell about it I guess

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 13:47