FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Toaster Beef posted:

The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

I listened to the whole thing :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 01:20

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:29

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Toaster Beef posted:

it's spotify bro

just join the ~revolution~

spotify haiku

not about nature
not a haiku, you dickhead
sakura petals

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 16:01

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JPrime posted:

Honestly, not too far off. Should change back to my Fells one now that the season has started.

edit: Can someone transparent-ify this for me?

i got u bro

so now what you like pay me or something? I don't know how commissions work

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 05:12

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I've made a GDT and I may need an avatar of Tomsula's face from this gif. Could someone help a brother out please?

Perhaps not quite what you're looking for but my first thought is that he was trying to pull faces for some baby who's about to start crying

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 04:59

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Googly Eyes was a Dolphins thing you hacks

How does it feel to be into googly shakatars before it was cool?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 16:57

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

The other day I discovered that one of the original Street Fighter 2 characters was literally personified zubaz pants

On an unrelated note Divekick is a cool game

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 20:58

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I read the comments whenever i think PFTCommenter's shtick is getting stale, it's a good invigorator. So many people yelling their opinions into the void (much like my posting)

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 02:03

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Oh oh oh, it's thanksgiving

we we we we're gonna have a good time

turkey

mashed potatoes

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 11:52

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Colorado flag(?)

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 20:27

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I mean we already have those purple Jesus mosaics

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 17:24

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Anybody want to drink some bud light limes with me? pm me

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 05:14

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag.

Yes, I know most of them don't actually play IN their city (or even in their state in a few cases) but humour it.

These are super rad and it's cool that you did it, but god drat my loving eyes hurt.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 04:39

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I'm reading this thread at a bar (lol) when my friend looks over my shoulder and asks, "I'm sorry, but does that say Farthouse?" It was really awkward

Give him your account

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 02:01

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Draw Play Dave have you seen my imagining of all 32 teams as Brandon Jacobs as the Juggernaut?

Really it's just 32 palette swapped Brandon Jacobs as the Juggernaut pictures but I tried real hard

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 20:18

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Good poo poo OP

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 05:22

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Unless I forget, I'm going to find a good free wonderlic test at some point during the offseason and do a goon wonderlic thread. Self-reporting your score and see how you rank against some reported NFL player scores

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 00:59

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Linedance posted:

It's like someone telling you they put their shoes on before their socks like it ain't no thing, and you don't believe it until you look down and they've got these filthy lumpy socks pulled over their shoes and it's like what the gently caress is wrong with you.

You may think it's crazy, but what's really crazy is stuffing a layer of sauce inside a flap of cheese and toppings, like why even let that poo poo come squirting out through the sides when you can just throw it on top.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 19:13

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:29

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I'm sorry nobody itt knows that the Rosenthal and Jeselnik Vanity Project ^_{_RJVP} is the greatest football podcast ever made

# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 01:08

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