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Who's got 2 thumbs and might meet hero Curtis Dvorak tomorrow on First Coast Living? With a goat? (This girl)  I'll tell him y'all say hi.
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Febreeze posted:Holy poo poo tell him DrawPlayDave says hello Are you kidding? That was my first thought. "Oh man, gotta name-drop Draw Play Dave." My second thought was "I really hope I don't gently caress this up". Fortunately, anything I do will be distracted from by the fact that the goat I will be escorting, Dolly, is stinking adorable.  (Dolly is the blue-eyed one) Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 03:11
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Holy poo poo. Not just Curtis, but loving Bobcat Goldthwait was there! He LOVED the goat. It was hilarious. Curtis also rides one of those electric monowheels EVERYWHERE in the studio. It's awesome. Curtis says Hi back, Fbreeze, he loves your comics. http://imgur.com/Wc5wLvY
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Sep 11, 2015 18:17
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MindlessHavok posted:Did Bobcat use the voice or is he just completely mute now? Nah, he spoke like a human. Super nice dude, I totally did not connect to who he actually was until after we spoke and he was on air. I'll post the link to the show once fcn puts it up. No Safe Word posted:That goat feels vastly different about the situation than you two do I had pics where she was less shocked, but they were a bit blurry and I looked worse.  indeed
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Sep 11, 2015 18:29
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Febreeze posted:yesssssssss Relevant video here http://www.firstcoastnews.com/video...t-jax/72069506/ And http://www.firstcoastnews.com/videos/news/local/first-coast-living/2015/09/11/fcl-friday-september-11th-celestial-farms/72069878/ I know, I'm a goony looking mofo. (Also why i never submitted a goonfan photo to draw play) I am also not familiar in the ways of makeup, I look better covered in dirt. It's probably a good thing Curtis didn't interview me, he laughed his rear end off when Dolly pissed on the couch. Curtis cut a promo holding dolly, but that's not online, sadly. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 22:34
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JT Jag posted:Not to brag, but my Jaguars season ticket is like two rows away from Curtis' Not to brag, but this free ticket I got is like, in the same general stadium where football is played by a vaguely NFL shaped team. Go jungle cat themed 1995 expansion team!
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Sep 12, 2015 07:25
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Darth Brooks posted:I would add to the thread but I've been playing Madden. A lot. Good to see toaster beef back. I want to do more of the Updated unis, this time with the teams of the AAFC (the league that the Browns dominated back in the 40's) but I'm still mulling over how to do some of them. The Los Angeles Dons had some amazing uniforms. The LA Dons are my favorite lost NFL team. I always feel like they'd move away from such a bright palette of colors though, maybe to a dark blue and maroon. The Rockets would rock the Yellow/Red because that's awesome http://www.clker.com/cliparts/7/6/o/K/h/U/red-rocket.svg. They would suffer unfortunate nicknames though.
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Sep 13, 2015 14:27
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Hell yes. Who DOESN'T want to be both Gus Bradley and Jaxon DeVille?
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Sep 14, 2015 16:52
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whypick1 posted:Curtis Dvorak I have posted photographic evidence in this very thread that Curtis Dvorak and I are not secretly the same person.
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Sep 14, 2015 17:03
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Do things that the team puts out it's self considered fArt? Because this is stupid but cute. A little platformer starring Jaxon DeVille. DUVAL DASH http://ola.ampagency.com/assets/2015/Jags/index.html It's part of the dumb Jaguars Social thing, just enter fake info after you loose the first time, it doesn't bug you after that.
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Sep 20, 2015 15:27
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JT Jag posted:Hey Febreeze if you wanna interact with Curtis in any way we're at the same tailgate until kickoff TELL HIM DOLLY THE GOAT SAYS HI
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Sep 20, 2015 20:54
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Febreeze posted:Here are the loss cartoons I had to make, plus my predictions for week 3 The Saints-Bucs one is really good. I like the composition. Bort is funny though!
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Sep 23, 2015 17:57
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JT Jag posted:They keep hurting you? What is love Brady don't hurt us Don't hurt us No mo Owieoooooooo. Noooooooooo. Don't kill my kitty babies.
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Sep 27, 2015 17:39
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Febreeze posted:Really sad they didn't make an official copy paste of Carl as Tomsula, it can't be that hard they get to just alter a few things and use the same canned animations. If they ever manage that we can blame this forum. I think Beef was the firts person to point it out, then I made the picture. Scoobles. Scoobily Doobily. The Teal And Gold Toe. "Scobee could make it from there yes I know it's 70 yards let him kick it drat it", The Jacksonville Jaguars For Realsies Highest Ever Career Scorer, The Scoob Train, Ol'10. Come home Josh, we still love you. I mean, we have Meyers now, but we'll find something for you to do.
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Oct 4, 2015 03:22
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Probably Magic posted:There is a mascot opening, after all. No, it's been filled, Jaxon DeVille has claimed another soul for his evil zipline empire.
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Oct 4, 2015 15:04
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Febreeze posted:I forget who made this joke in N/v but thank you, it was perfect Not enough big ol receiver bubble butts for me
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Oct 10, 2015 21:13
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NOooOooOooOOOO This is how threads go mad have you never seen Something Offal Everything and nothing is a sandwitch
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Nov 2, 2015 22:46
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Nov 9, 2015 01:50
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computer parts posted:Texans? I don't think they ever get anyone's hopes up anyway (because they're perpetually bad). Free Watty, Texans. Let him return to the sea and pester fishermen. You don't deserve him. Sweet pizza roll, too good, too buff for this world.
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Nov 26, 2015 03:09
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Chichevache posted:
Woah there motherfucker, He's just trying to get the Art Thread back to art. Go vent in another thread. Here, I'll help and sing a song. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll pinch her butt, show her who's the boss I beat my, I beat my allegations of rape (Cuz it wasn't marijuana)
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Nov 26, 2015 10:08
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Do one where Blaine has 3 open receivers downfeild but gets spooked out of the pocket and gets sacked I'm not bitter
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Nov 27, 2015 18:58
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BabeLiker90 posted:The Jags Fan Who Comments is intolerable, jesus christ. He's the whitest person in the world and he's trying so hard to get people to affirm that his opinions are right. Febreeze, you finally hit the big time. Your comments section is as bad as ESPN's. I disown that thing from Jags Fandom. Ugh. We cant all be amazing, this is Jacksonville. A good percentage of us have to be living in a trailer/receiving rural route drivers within city limits/secretly a pine tree
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Nov 29, 2015 04:48
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Febreeze posted:Trump Logos No joke, this might be the best set you've done. Not a single one I don't love. \/\/\/Bronco's one is great because it's instantly recognizable as Donald Trump with one small change to the forelock Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 18:03
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No Butt Stuff posted:I expect it to make it's way in JT Jags avatar. Every time Fbreeze makes a new set, JT just sighs and opens his wallet
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Dec 17, 2015 21:28
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JT Jag posted:Serious suggestion: 32 Logos As Girls Who's to say the Jaguar, Panther, Bengal Tiger, Buffalo, Eagle, Osprey, Raven, Falcon, Bronco, Colt, Bear, Americow, Weird Brown Dog, and Dolphin are not female? And can we assign gender to logos that are only text, or refer to intimate objects? Of all the logos, the only ones that indicate a preferred gender are the Lion, Ram, and Cardinal, the Raiders, the Patriots, Vikings, the Washington team, the old 49ers, old Cowboys alt, the old Bucs, and a few others I'm sure I"m forgetting that had dudes as logos. The LA Dons. Manliest team. :mic drop: Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Dec 18, 2015 |
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Dec 18, 2015 09:13
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BlindSite posted:Am I remembering your poo poo wrong febreeze or is this dude stealing your poo poo http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap2000000323761/0ap2000000323734 Nah, that's just some nerd poo poo. Fbreeze does not have a monopoly on football parodies. Just the good ones.
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Dec 18, 2015 10:43
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pasaluki posted:The old Bills logo pretty much has a cock right on it. "Flipper", who performed as some Dolphin games, was one of 3 females that played the role. Most captive performing dolphins are quite unfortunately ladies.
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Dec 18, 2015 17:09
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:crashes through window reeking of dayquill: MERLOT
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Dec 20, 2015 18:28
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MrLogan posted:All the NFL logos as alcohol. The Jags are one of the many small breweries popping up with IPA's. Usually too piney and unbalanced, it took a pretty devoted person to drink it back in 2013. But they're figuring poo poo out, experimenting a little, and spending capital well, so what started out as Pine-Sol has become a respectable Black IPA. Still not always great, but when it's good, it's gooooood.
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Dec 20, 2015 18:55
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Some excellent sports journalism here. A kid lives in Texas and his dad is a big Texans fan. So the kid became a Jags fan to annoy his dad (and because he likes cats, and our logo is awesome, he is 7). Theeeenn he gets Leukemia. Make-a-wish finds out about this poor child stuck in the Texas wasteland, and rescue him! http://imgur.com/vKrEQRZ Pitty he couldn't come for that Colts game.
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Dec 21, 2015 16:33
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Probably Magic posted:My god. The Jags gave that kid cancer. I suppose it's better then the Titans giving you Chrons. Because y'all keep making GBS threads yourselves  Get well soon Mariota tho.
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Dec 21, 2015 21:39
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Metapod posted:Get your jokes in now because we'll be coming for you in 2017 We'll be waiting with bells on! Oh, that reminds me, I had a song in my head during the panthers game. CAMERA! FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkMfyjo7PU Cameraaaaaaaa Cameraaaaaaaa Camera is really sweet, Camera's got shiny teeth, We've been cheering Cam-Er-Aaaaa! SHOES! TEETH! THROW! DANCE! POSE! Thug? FUN! Misses Plorin is kind of a jerk, and Goodel is really dumb too. We have to hear these stupid controversies, But do we complain? No? No! Yes. Huh? So we dab on 'em all over place, And talk of nineteen so glorious wins EVERYBODY NOW! Camera is really neat, He is filled with Winning Streaks, SUPERBOWL FOR CAM-ER-AAAAAAAAAAAA Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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Dec 22, 2015 00:43
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axeil posted:AFC South has to be my favorite. That garbage truck isn't even on fire. An improvement over last year!
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Dec 25, 2015 03:53
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Spoeank posted:NFL logos as piece of poo poo clickbait "aggregating" (thieving) websites Except it's just 32 jpeg artifacty images of a crude drawing of two dudes vomiting into each other's mouths. With obnoxious watermarks.
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Dec 26, 2015 20:40
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Do #2, make an Andrew WK one. A white helmet, white facemask with a spray of blood from the nose, and red chinstrap. The logo is just the word PARTY in sequins.
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Jan 4, 2016 05:05
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Psst. Jimmy T. We got a D.Cooord opening here in Jax. I bet Gabbert told y'all how nice it is here. Drive that van on over here.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:51
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Mel Mudkiper posted:*suspect bucket puts up sign* Oh my gosh I could play with his beautiful hair for HOURS  Darth Brooks posted:At least they left the watermark. Put that helmet on Andy Reid. The circle will be complete.
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There's one eensie little problem. Tom Coughlin splits his time between Jersey, and Atlantic Beach, Florida.  So it's Welcome To NFL Florida. Jacksonville, Where Our Team Is Terrible. Tampa, Where Our Team Is Jacked-Up and Miami, Where Our Team Is Crappy (but the bagels and pizza are passable) Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Jan 7, 2016 20:42
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FizFashizzle posted:I wrote a book about the Panthers. I gave you three dollars and five stars and ten golden manbabies and a partridge in a pear tree
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Posting these from the Relocation thread. I decided to recolour every team based on their city flag. The Jacksonville one would look pretty rad actually with the brown outline and bright orange tongue. I always like to think that the Jacksonville flag just has all the racism and murders radiating off of Andrew Jackson in some apocalyptic purge. Dude was a dick. But note we were named after him while he was still alive, and the town founders thought that the injun killing thing was pretty rad. He also straight up stole most of florida.
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