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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Fenrir posted:

Hating teal is far from a flaw, dude.


:captainpop:

My car is teal. My bathroom is teal. My bedroom is teal. My HOUSE is teal. My favorite waterfowl is a teal. Shut your god drat mouth.

(also we're technically more of a teal-blue)

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Fenrir posted:

gently caress off, teal sucks.


So basically you've made a whole lot of huge mistakes in your life.

TEAL PARTY AT MY PLACE. Fenrir is not invited.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Being a Jags fan when they move to London for that one season is gonna be cool.

Yeah it's gonna be awesome when the Bills flee to Canada too. We can totaly support an international league! :3: Vive le buffle!

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jan 18, 2016

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Babin's cool, I wish we kept him.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Metapod posted:

Finnegan owns gently caress the haters
https://youtu.be/dRplHW-WQfQ

Oh my god, Cortland Finnegan's MOM owns. Watch this video. She's a bad-rear end.

go 1995 cat themed expansion team

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Bort Bortles posted:

Hey, gently caress you, guy.

Hey now, there's only like 4 of us.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Happy Bortintines day

http://imgur.com/6Bj7BQB

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Febreeze posted:

Not my best set by any stretch but seriously, why does the Jags logo always turn out so drat good, there is magic in that jag face

http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-logos-as-food/


Oh no. Oh god no. Tampa people are going to murder you. Tampa is ALSO home to the Cuban Sandwich, and have had a history of it longer, AND have had a super long feud with Miami over it. Smoked Mullet is a gulf Florida thing, but up more in Pensacola (It's also hella delish, it's fish bacon).

But die happy, because YAY SHRAMP I completely agree Mayport shrimp is amazing.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Feb 29, 2016

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

You could have drawn a Navajo Taco. But yes, Fry Bread is also amazing.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I was blessed by a holy vision in my coffee mug this morning. A Jaguar in full snarling crouch.

http://imgur.com/gallery/i64MT

It is a VISION OF GREATNESS.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Metapod posted:

Good dog :3:

My dog is pretty great. So is Bort.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 1, 2016

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Chichevache posted:

At least hoodies are banned now.

Players just need to transition to tiny capes now.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Love this one. The lion looks like a hood ornament!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Back to the Packers mascot, why on earth isn't it a big ol Holstein cow? Meat and cheese represented, visually distinct from the two other bovine mascots. It's that or a guy behind a deli counter.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Oh Tommy boy, the Jags, the Jags are calling
From spa to stands, and down the river side
The season's gone, and all the fans are howling
It's you they want, and Gus' been cast aside.

Oh come ye back! When oranges are ripening
Or when when the dumpster fire's gone quite cold
We'll be here in shrimp-shine or in shaaaddooww
Oh Tommy boy, Oh Tommy boy, we love you so.

But if you come, and Bort is still a'strugglin
Dante and Jalen are also busted as gently caress
You'll go and find the place where Blackmon's hiding
And go and smack them around a bit for me

And they will know, cuz dang you're really yelling
The Bank's locked down, and you're not paying rent
You'll bend them o'er, and give them quite a paddling
Gus Bus has crashed, it's Coughlin time again.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 10, 2017

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Panthers, Jags, Lions, and Bengals all get to fight over who gets to be that fukkin mudercougar over from Malibu.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

its all nice on rice posted:

With what she's wearing compared to him, it's like she pulled him off the couch during an NCIS marathon and said "put your shoes on. We're going for a walk."

"C'mon hun, grab the lead, Scooby-Doo needs scooby doodies."




"Jay, our daughter's name is Scrappy, I thought we agreed."

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I was watching a documentary on how they train police dogs. How handlers practice in the pre-dog stage is that they have to carry a bucket around and pretend it's a dog. Which is hilarious. When they do get the dogs, they practice with each other where one handler pretends to be the 'suspect' and wears a huge padded suit and the other handler's dog fukkin tackles and bites the poo poo out of them.

So then the idea of putting a bite suit on a bucket came to me and I laughed a good ten minutes at it. The idea stuck, I was looking for a new user name, open-palm slammed it into SA and did all the moves.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Someone at the office figured out the masking tools and layer settings in photoshop and WOAH NELLY

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
So the NFL Mascots Meetup happened and WHY DOES FREDDIE FALCON HAVE ABS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrSWtHFbe5M

We're all dead gay furries now!

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Febreeze posted:

The guy who had been in the suit for 20+ years retired, not the mascot

Yeah, Curtis Dvorak retired, adopted a dog, hosts the local morning show and is having a hell of a time. He's also an extremely nice guy, I've had the great pleasure to met him a few times.

Dunno who the new guy is but he still does the lightstand dive most home games.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jul 15, 2017

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