FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Volkerball posted:

ahahaha

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 19:01

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

I'm cheering for Ben to have an 8 td game and set the record thursday.

As I said before, hopelessly screwed is when Pittsburgh is at its best.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 19:02

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Nobody paid attention to mine because Febreeze's editor made so many dumb mistakes :smith:

*kicks can down alley, drinks hobo wine*

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 03:56

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

Photo of me irl

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:42

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Welcome back TB-XTREME

real talk I've never played Pokemon

I am aware of the irony

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 20:06

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

Hell, neither have I, but I've absorbed so much of it through cultural osmosis I could probably code a pokemon game.

Exactly.

Same with Game of Thrones

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 20:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

I'm glad you've forsaken your normalcool life to draw comics of football men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 22:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Goofus and Gallant

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/marcus-mariota-and-jameis-winston/

One of your better punchlines

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 17:41

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The other day I discovered that one of the original Street Fighter 2 characters was literally personified zubaz pants

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 19:48

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alaois posted:

he's become a minor internet phenomenon and is in several video games because of such

Yeah I caught on to that part too

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 19:59

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Volkerball posted:

Yeah well kicking players was a Lions thing. Glass houses.

This is a good and funny comment and I snorted reading it

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 20:07

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

He did it the Miami way and retained plausible deniability. He's honed his craft and moved on.

Plausible deniability and Suh do not match because there is nothing plausible about Suh accidentally kicking someone

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 20:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/16/too-much-mustard-some-lend-a-hand-others-lend-a-hand/

its called five finger fillet :eng101:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 20:37

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Fenrir posted:

I thought I had a pretty serious drinking problem, then I read nrr posts and realize, I'm doing okay

The definition of a drinking problem for a Packers fan is running out of booze

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 16:24

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Athanatos posted:

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/draftkings-and-fanduel-need-to-jump-off-a-bridge/

It's cool you are friends with Bengals fan Sgt Schultz, Febreeze

Febreeze lures in Pats fans

Gets them to kill themselves

Bravo

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 21:13

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

Oh my god, Mike Tanier has been tweeting about APBA football and I think I have to buy this:

Like DnD only whiter and more autistic

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 02:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Here are the loss cartoons I had to make, plus my predictions for week 3

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-2-recap-drawings-predictions/

I feel like God has created so many upsets just to force more comics out of you

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 18:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

seiferguy posted:

"32 NFL Logos as their quarterback"

Oh drat

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 21:27

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

More Tomsula the Mic Rula

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-49er-blame-game/

That time Harbaugh threw Jed York out of the locker room saying "Men only" is a great moment in history

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 17:51

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

If Harbaugh could do it all over again, would he be polite or would he double down?

quadruple down

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 18:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Spoeank posted:

Harbaugh referred to the players as "The Men." I'm more sure than I'm not that he said it's for "The Men (players) only." York being a whiny pissbaby heard what he wanted and sent the franchise in a downward spiral because of a perceived slight.

Get hosed Jed

No actually he called Jed a little bitch boy because Jed is a little bitch boy

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:48

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-scobee-wakes-up/

That is a good and true sign

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 18:53

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

He's safe, only funny posters die.

Which makes Chiche a highlander

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 18:07

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

That would make you Spanish Sean Connery?

He was Egyptian

And bitch I am The Kurgan

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 19:22

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

It should be stomp the Steelers way to gently caress the alliteration

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 19:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Yeah, someone PM'd me about it too, it really was too good an idea to pass up

Noodles
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/noodle-arms/

One of those moments where you immediately know the punchline but are still so happy to see it

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 17:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Week 5 cartoons and predictions. Get em hot n fresh

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/10/nfl-week-5-illustrated/

If the Steelers win you should have Michael Vick announcing the grand opening of the Bad Newz Aviary

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 17:49

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze is gonna have jokes for the entire offseason from that play

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 17:58

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Douggernaut is a terrible name

It is the anti-Swole Mole

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 14:07

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Bort Bortles posted:

I saw this gem of Tannehill last night on my facebook feed:
http://i.imgur.com/piQbUVe.webm

Someone make him look at a spider crawling up his shoulder and you will be my bff

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 22:34

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Its beautiful

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 03:18

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Serious gif of the year implications

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 03:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Oh hey a bunch of new posts what is the funny jok-

Oh man gently caress you guys :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 00:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Wow I cannot believe they make you call them NFLOLs

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 18:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

It's B/R. You gotta pander to the lowest common demoninator. If you read my articles on Uproxx I can assure you every single one of the headlines was changed to something more "snappy" and it's god awful. But I get why they do it.

I respect your tenacity bro.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 18:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Wow you weren't lying about BR being the lowest common demoninator

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 23:43

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

I always get a swarm of notifications when these go out and after the first go around I just flat out refuse to read any of the comments now. It's not worth it.

I've said it before and I will say it again but it takes some courage to put your stuff out on the Internet at large like that.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 23:50

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I really wish never read the comments was still active on twitter

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 00:36

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Maybe it's time for Hobo Rob

Rob as Lorenzo Lamas from Renegade, drifting from town to town with a shirtless vest and motorcycle

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 17:49

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Patriots fans all loved me until I dared make a bunch of deflategate jokes during the offseason, like it somehow wasn't the biggest and most hilarious story happening and a guy who's job it is to make fun of current nfl news wasn't going to crack jokes about it. Jets fans hated me for the same reason, because I made rex ryan and geno smith jokes. My recent vikings comic was about how no one is giving them credit and several vikings fans jumped in to tell me how loving terrible I am for saying how the vikings don't deserve a bandwagon, which wasn't even my point.

I mean, I get not finding a joke funny and even not caring for my material at all, but even now it's still kind of astounding what people will say about a person they've never met who cracked a fairly mild joke about their team because it dared to be at their team's expense. Especially when I know that the person would probably laugh his rear end off if the joke had been directed at their rivals instead. Some people take their fandoms so goddamn seriously it's disturbing.

We will a;ways love you Febreeze

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 22:27

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