FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jim Caldwell and Tony Dungy in a starting contest

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 18:27

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:58

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

old dog child posted:

Brilliant. I love the two "DEATH TO AMERICA!" panels.

You know Febreeze got at least one really pissed off email from somebody about it

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 01:10

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Happy Thanksgiving everybody

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/happy-thanksgiving-3/

Sanchez starts today.

Dare we hope?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 16:51

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

Let me tell you about how the Chargers hurt people

50 shades of powder blue

# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 03:11

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze I am very glad that you loving suck at making predictions

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:47

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Is delete your account some kind of twitter burn or something

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 20:00

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alaois posted:

it's the "stop posting" of twitter

thats really dumb

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 20:04

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I love the people who are like "Bleacher Report is so dumb and amateurish and this dumb trolling" and then still gets mad at it

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 20:06

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I want Febreeze to drop the most tepid luke warm trolls possible and watch people lose their minds.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 22:43

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

it was a lame idea because I never thought I'd actually have to make it

Do you find yourself this season consciously rooting for teams to win/lose just so you don't have to draw them?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 01:30

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

When I started getting into basketball I decided to be a warriors fan because my create a pro in 2k kept getting drafted to them

I have since decided I do not deserve this

I would probably like basketball more if I had time to think between each play. Its too fast for my NFL loving brain.

Its a sport I enjoy more in gifs and sportscenter highlights than actual games.

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Dec 10, 2015

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 17:50

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

The final 2 minutes of a close game rules, but also stretches of games where a team just goes on like a 20 point tear in under 5 minutes.

So, a gif or sportscenter highlight then

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 18:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ross Angeles posted:

Seeing hockey players whose first language isn't english tweet is hilarious and adorable

Jagr owns

Wasn't Jagr the one who a woman he slept with tried to blackmail him and he was like "ok I don't care"

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 20:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

good job proving his point lol

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:09

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Spoeank posted:

Napoleon did nothing wrong

He invaded Russia in winter

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:25

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Apparently Jared from Subway is a huge hockey fan

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:37

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

He always gets in there before the first period

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

HEYO

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:38

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Flikken posted:

Mel, I sent you a pm.

Mel got your back dog

Mel got your back

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 16:31

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

Things that the Broncos Organization cannot say.

I love you, Mel

They betrayed me first :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 16:57

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The Good Lord Bird is a good book about John Brown imho

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 20:15

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NC-17 posted:

It would kinda suck to pay hundreds of dollars for tickets and then have to watch through the holes of a mask though.

Its a Raiders game tho

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 18:56

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I skipped Papa Roach and went straight to the Mercyful Fate and Venom

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 21:41

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

whypick1 posted:

I keep trying to come up with some sort of path wherein one would have to skip past 00's nu-metal to get to 80's heavy metal but keep coming up something resembling an Escher painting.

Its like skipping weed and going straight to heroin for dorky angst rock

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 15:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Trump Logos
I'm sorry

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/donald-trump-nfl-logos/

Also Chiefs joke

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/its-not-over-till-the-fat-walrus-burps/

That Chargers one

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 18:33

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze is the coolest dude

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 00:19

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze get in touch with PFTCommenter and see if he can get Trump to sign one of your Trump team pics

Unleash chaos

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 00:23

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

Never before has so much unflinching realness been condensed into a single post

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 02:08

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 00:05

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Pinot Noir domination

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 16:04

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Febreeze posted:

Never change your mind because right now we agree

It feels good doesn't it. Give in. Join us.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:04

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mother fuckers bragging about scotch have never had a good brandy.

Cardenal Mendoza will put hair on your chest and clean the rust off your car.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 19:45

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I also don't trust anyone who won't drink straight gin

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 19:46

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

It's not alcoholism until you reach for the everclear

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 19:54

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

axeil posted:

my apartment smells like gin right now because of the christmas party i had last night.

it was very gin-y.

My apartment smells like gin because I drink a ton of loving gin because its delicious.

Dogfishhead has started making Gin and its loving delicious

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 21:28

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

evilweasel posted:

They've been making gin for at least eight years but you had to go to their brewery to get it, sadly I ran out about seven years ago.

Well they started selling it in Delaware liqour stores at least

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 21:33

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

axeil posted:

so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly.

or something else hilarious, i dunno.

http://i.imgur.com/GWn40K9.gifv

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 05:52

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Metapod posted:

This in a Star Wars intro

I ran that through the Star Wars crawl generator and it ended up being way funnier than I expected

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 30, 2015

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 05:59

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:58

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

gently caress you, Blizzard rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, god, I'm so fat...

Remember when they had breeze's and realized they werent fooling anyone

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 22:52

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