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Oct 9, 2012

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Qwijib0 posted:

I would, in fact, like to take you out back and yell WHY NOT STEVE NASH.

Because Steve Nash is a Mav, bitch.

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Oct 9, 2012

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"What's it... what's it like to kill someone, Peyton?"

"It's kind of like, it's kind of like playin' a football game. I am there, and the other player is there, and it's just the two of us, and I put the other player's body in my van, and I am the winner."

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Oct 9, 2012

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Febreeze posted:

Also the guy is Silly Burrito

Not nearly buff enough to be Ehud, if I've been led to believe.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Metapod posted:

The flaming chicken :allears:

Best Titan logo yet

I think I've spotted a future avatar.

Pulled pork really is the best.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

When my Dad was in italy on a business trip he said that they all had the chefs at the hotel make pizza American style the last day they were there and it was the best pizza they ever had

Having sampled pizza in London, Paris, Florence, and Rome, the best pizza was in... drum roll please... Paris.

But then, I'm a quarter French, so.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

The Giants are Aaron Burr, the thing people know best about them is they killed Hamilton

And tried to take over Mexico.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Please do not compare known cool hero Batman to known evil franchise The Spurs for my health, thank you and have a blessed day.

That Mavs one worked really well, though.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I was born right as the Berlin Wall was falling down, so... I don't know, I'm probably a little younger than the average poster, but not much.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Febreeze posted:

So...most people's reaction to the Titans then

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Oct 9, 2012

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Spoeank posted:

According to my cursory research the oldest piece of paper still in existence is like 2000 years old so that journal will be dust before the NFL allows a team called the "Titans" to exist.

The Titans are going to win a championship before the Niners do again.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Daltos, you sound like a New York taxi driver who knows where all the good pizza places are.

I trust your draft expertise even more now.

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Oct 9, 2012

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The Football Salthouse

In all honesty, I was really struggling with saying, "New York as gently caress," creatively. Beats a Midwestern monotone any day.

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 07:39 on May 7, 2016

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

My ancestors were german mercenaries that they brought over to fight against the rebel colonists and immediately turned against the Crown when they got here.

I am a real American

...Rob Lowe? SA2K was Rob Lowe all along?

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Oct 9, 2012

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Brocialist posted:

I'm an ethnic Canadian.

Don't ask.

Same, sorta. Buncha Quebecois on one side, Anglo-Scots-Irish for everything else

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

*rap updates his chart of TFF races, right next to each poster's weight, IQ, and dick size*

*in that final square, all the boxes are filled in with "small"*

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Oct 9, 2012

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Oh god I just realized how that sounds

Guys I'm subconsciously gay

Well, you are a Miami fan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYLk34GCXbo

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Oct 9, 2012

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He's joking, it's a JJ Watt comic.

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Oct 9, 2012

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effectual posted:

This is for Seattle

The Thunder won, so much like the Sonics, it's a moment of excitement that eventually dies out in a whimper.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Febreeze posted:


also they made me change my best one



A drat shame.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

every mother fucker who sings the praises of authentic Mexican food can gently caress off

look at this motherfucker who clearly has never gone to a good taqueria

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Oct 9, 2012

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I absolutely stand with Febreeze on salsa verde. Accept no substitutes.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hey bro ketchup is the best condiment its literally science look it up

Agreed. Also, the day to talk about Mexico's Shadow Applebees is today.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Azhais posted:

What if everyone were to draw their food?

Went to a Mediterranean place tonight and had killer lamb kabobs with rice and fries plus Turkish coffee. The red is the sauce for the meat.

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Oct 9, 2012

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JT Jag posted:

Heck no, I'm an Alabama fan

I did go to the same high school as Tebow one year under him though, and we shared a weightlifting class once (which was all he actually came on campus for, otherwise being homeschooled)

So

was he nice?

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Only because the Steelers keep assuming it is a charity intramural game or a bye-week or something.

Your team, by your own logic, is worse than a Pop Warner team. Logic checks out.

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Oct 9, 2012

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A reminder that the Titans pulled off five straight wins after that game.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

I would wish Brocialist good luck but he is a pats fan so I kind of hope he lives forever in a cardboard box by the strip mall

A Broncos/Steelers fan does not have room to throw stones.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Metapod posted:

Now the question is can we use your art as indisputable evidence that it the music city miracle was in fact legal

Then again, as the good book says, better to have not seen and believed than believed and seen.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Same difference.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ehud posted:

in my pants

So that always comes up short too?

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ehud posted:

he likes to say stuff about guns and church to try and get a rise out of me

He thinks I am super liberal (I have no idea why) and somehow I will be offended.

Also he's voting for trump

No jury will convict you.

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Oct 9, 2012

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What books are you reading lately, Mel.

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Oct 9, 2012

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sam bradford lmao posted:

speak english or get out

Che maleducato!

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

I already live in a desert wasteland full of the violent, tattooed, and uneducated descendants of once great empires. Witcher is a change for me.


You live in the cool, green North, steeped in tradition and custom. Fallout must feel like a breath of fresh air.

Does this mean that I love Civilization because I used to live in Southern Indiana where there isn't any?

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

I'm surprised you aren't entertained by Mavis Beacon.

I never said I was born there.

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Oct 9, 2012

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The only football apparel I ever owned before I got a Mariota shirt last year was an LA Raiders hat that my grandfather passed on to me.

I hate the Raiders.

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Oct 9, 2012

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God forbid I defend NASCAR in any real capacity, but it's the type of thing you tune in for a second, watch for two minutes to see who's in what place, stick around a minute more if someone's actually passing someone, and then tune away before tuning back in and seeing the standings again. It's the sports equivalent of checking the stock market, it's really not that bad.

Golf is unwatchable bullshit.

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Oct 9, 2012

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As a resident of North Carolina, I still can't say that Pat McCory is worse than Brownback.

There's poo poo-tier and then there's Brownback.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I'm going to get poo poo for this, but that 1973 Pats one is really cool.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I can't believe you're making a joke about Ghostbusters when there's so much more going on in football like

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