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Febreeze posted:
Someone said it was looking like a thunderstorm for the game tomorrow and I've been working for 2 hours ever since on this POS:  Bonus thing I found: https://athleteinspace.wordpress.com/tag/ben-roethlisberger/
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This version of the Farthouse will start off with a new assignment. Tom Brady and the Patriots take on the Steelers in two days for the opener, and I want people to fart about the matchup. MSPaint, slam poetry, whatever. Make something about this matchup 
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Toaster Beef posted:The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist I need to log in to some gay poo poo to see what this is...?
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GNU Order posted:i got u bro That fan is seeing some serious poo poo. 
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Sep 14, 2015 05:36
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Toaster Beef posted:http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/18/too-much-mustard-unfloppable-peyton-manning-is/ Good tag. "it won't be right twice a day but it will every hour on the hour demand you cut that meat"
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Sep 20, 2015 06:36
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MindlessHavok posted:This is awesome, I've been looking forward to seeing this. It should have crab legs coming out of the neck like in The Thing. sean10mm posted:Really want this to happen: With the caption "Go back from whence you came!"
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Sep 24, 2015 05:41
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Rasczak posted:This guy gets it We'll be left after the good poster rapture.
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Sep 26, 2015 00:24
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WugLyfe posted:This, but the Falcons for me. If voting mattered, it'd be a drat miracle.
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Oct 3, 2015 05:59
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This needs to be spread.
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Oct 5, 2015 06:00
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Lol that is perfect.
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Oct 12, 2015 18:24
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Ross Angeles posted:The refs said so DEAR ED "GUNS"...
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Oct 16, 2015 16:24
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Mr. Nice! posted:It was called an interception on the field because that's what it should have been based on every other catch rule we've ever heard and the ref overturned it to TD after replay with zero explanation. Doesn't the play end when he breaks the plane and scores the td?
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Oct 22, 2015 00:21
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:Can someone please draw Joe Philbin as a sad McDonald's employee I didn't bother with the drawing part since I'm so lovely at it but I made a story around that joke: 
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Oct 27, 2015 21:20
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One of my coworkers just had his 10th kid, and he can't be more than about 40. He's pretty religious tho.
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Oct 28, 2015 15:20
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IcePhoenix posted:As if I needed another reason to root for Denver this week. And he's gotta have the arms low so most of the length of the tube is the forehead.
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Oct 29, 2015 02:08
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Metapod posted:It's time to let them go What is the nba?
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Oct 31, 2015 05:32
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Spoeank posted:Doubly so if they're the state nickname or worse a region. Looking at you, Golden State, New England, Carolina. You're calling soccer the 6th sport? Who's the 5th? Hockey, baseball, football, basketball...soccer'd be number 5 to me.
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Oct 31, 2015 07:23
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Chilichimp posted:Atlanta is about to get an MLS team and I hear we're also getting a Jimmy Johns across the street from my office. Ugh, Jimmy Johns is worse than subway. Potbelly is the bomb though. Thanks for the good jokes BBP 
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Nov 1, 2015 06:27
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What about a calzone?
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Nov 2, 2015 20:04
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Was that guy in a movie? He looks so familiar. Nothing on imdb though.
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Nov 8, 2015 03:58
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Kalli posted:Everytime I hear "Blaine Gabbert" I'm reminded of Blaine the monorail from the Dark Tower books and this picture from when I read it in High school: Why do you think we call him the Pain Train? Also I have 2 links to this thread in my favorites list in awful app. 
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Nov 10, 2015 16:44
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The video big bob linked is so badgood. 
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Nov 11, 2015 06:17
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I think there's a joke to be made with Raiders fans (with the spiky armor) stabbing themselves in honor of Blaine Gabbert's win. (Because Oakland is also a hellhole) Dark Tower reference
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Nov 13, 2015 07:02
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Chichevache posted:Thanks Febreeze! At least now there is a silver lining if Carolina wins. You need a silver lining with a cowboys loss?
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Nov 25, 2015 22:30
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Logistics is a pain in the rear end, GL bob. I'm trying to think of some lovely photoshop I could do with the intro of clockwork orange mixed with some pre-game ritual by a jerk like Greg Hardy or someone, but I'm too tired/buzzed to make a good joke of it  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-mDTdeKR8 Oh and if you like doom metal I found this randomly today, seems cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gixlWUsGPxs
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Nov 27, 2015 09:46
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whypick1 posted:
And "enduring" instead of "endearing" Good stuff tho!
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Nov 29, 2015 19:15
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Chichevache posted:If you can't get a real one just pay for a good fake. Anyone know where Rodgers got his beard? From the g4 channel.
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Dec 6, 2015 07:46
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"Fsif" made this post in the n/v thread and I hope someone is inspired to fartquote:Joe Buscaglia @JoeBuscaglia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJvVEt6F_Xw got any sevens fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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Dec 9, 2015 18:30
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I just can't really get into hockey, the puck moves too fast to see well and it can zip across the rink in like 1 second. Football is generally more paced, like baseball, so you see the progress and have time for your drunken mind to get pumped up in anticipation, then after a drive you have a few minutes to calm down/pee/chat with friends/whatever.quote:If the Ravens win, I will draw Matt Schaub riding a Raven. You could draw it as a giant raven, like the birds in Joust, and he has a 12 fan impaled on the spear
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Dec 10, 2015 02:59
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JT Jag posted:The best part about hockey is that dudes can just leap on and off the bench whenever the gently caress they want Deffo this. Hockey has a couple great movies too (Goon, Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks) but I can't think of a good one about Basketball.
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Dec 11, 2015 22:46
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^Oh poo poo I forgot that one, ok that owns.Febreeze posted:SPACE JAM YOU gently caress I said good. Or do you want to also include Air Bud and that Woopi Golberg one?
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Dec 12, 2015 02:27
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Febreeze posted:Your good opinions have been stolen by the Monstars Blame the nba for stealing our team 
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Dec 12, 2015 03:49
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whypick1 posted:I keep trying to come up with some sort of path wherein one would have to skip past 00's nu-metal to get to 80's heavy metal but keep coming up something resembling an Escher painting. That was sorta my path, took a brief detour through the 90's with Tool, Primus, and Radiohead. Staring down the pocket again Hands are tackling me again A flag is my only friend! Terrified of what penalty comes! Remember I'll always beat you As I pass your loving D away We will win no other way We will win no other wayyyyyyy!
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Dec 17, 2015 08:36
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Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:33
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JT Jag posted:Serious suggestion: 32 Logos As Girls Or when the girl ghostbusters movie comes out.
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Dec 18, 2015 19:13
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Big Bob Pataki posted:
The NFL does every almost every sunday night.
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Dec 19, 2015 18:40
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Spoeank posted:Just lean into it like I do with the fact that I'm a stereotypical 49ers fan and I drink red wine at the tailgates. Swap the wine to an ipa and i'm there.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:21
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Wine just aint my thing, too sour. And I've had wine in France, cali is nothin.
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Dec 20, 2015 08:20
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Big Bob Pataki posted:This is cool and good. Ditto.
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Dec 21, 2015 18:32
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Devil's irish coffee
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Suspect Bucket posted:Except it's just 32 jpeg artifacty images of a crude drawing of two dudes vomiting into each other's mouths. With obnoxious watermarks. swap.gif
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