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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



As John Elway stares mournfully at all the Broncos players who've left in free agency, his head morphs into crying Jordan.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Personally I'm not sure if Jill Stein, Dean Capone or Clifton Roberts is most right for america, but one of those three will get my vote.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Febreeze: I think you need to get into the untapped political football comics market.

Idea #1 Pete Carroll getting to the truth re: Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Metapod posted:

Tell me when those football players go full Joker and light the money on fire

img: Mark-Brunell.jpg

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Don't change dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chilichimp posted:



5X? Jesus. Do they even sell that size? Sam Bradford in 5X would be a pretty decent EDP joke.

Yeah, I remember from whatever GDT we got sucked into BIG DOGS chat that I went and saw they sell poo poo up to 6x.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You'd think gis would help here for demonstrating how big a 6xl shirt is, but there's a serious lack of to scale shirts and the first result is just someone laying a bokken wakazashi across one for scale and that's not much of a help but makes a lot of sense to me.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

For me it was realizing my students were born the year final fantasy vii came out

A bunch of the upcoming draft picks were born after Pulp Fiction was released.

Seriously, most of these guys never lived in a world where Nixon or Kurt Kobain or John Candy were alive.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sam bradford lmao posted:

I was born near the tail end of the Carter Administration lmao

Same, I was born between John Lennon and Reagan's assassinations.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



NC-17 posted:

What is an edel?

Golf apparel company, they make irons.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh that, yeah.

Or you can just send him your photo, wait for a Chiefs related comic where he draws you as a random fan, and use that, loving the man.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

My dick is so big it has its own dick

http://www.medicinenet.com/penis_cancer/article.htm

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Reddit has pornography and the ability to upvote the same comments over and over again that make all white guys laugh, so naturally it's gargantuan.

Hey, the porn is what made SA so popular back in the day, so *shrug*

Now IMGUR comments, there's the lifeblood of the internet.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey I'm just saying.

Ted 2 had a scene where the stuffed bear tried to spermjack Tom Brady and that movie made over $200 million.

Sex sells.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Eli was enthralled by the sockpuppet.

Thank you google for verifying that that is (one of) the sockpuppet wrestler dudes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

Mick Foley gets to have declining years which already puts him way ahead of the pack though.

Yeah, I was gonna say aren't like half the popular WWE/WCW wrestlers pre like 2005 dead at this point?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Awh, not the big boss man.

Wait, Bam Bam and Dusty Rhodes too? awhhhh

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I think /r/nfl is the source of over half of the articles and on topic posts here to be honest.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



From the dumbest and best game

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sorry, I'm gonna go be sad about Ali though.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Manas just hosing a steak down with gallons of pee steak and after 3 panels it pulls back to reveal he's drenched the thing in a gallon of lighter fluid as he goes to light it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gotta pop in boondock saints every saturday night to psych yourself up for Church in the morning.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



All sharpying on Veritas Aequitas down the index finger.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



3 has some good writing, lousy combat, a bunch of grimdark nonsense and the design ethos of a Skyrim clean faces mod.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

You are the chief medical officer of the NFL, what do you do day 1?

I get up there and lie like a Fifa official.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



"Give me your best fencing position impression"

Then take a picture of that with your phone and upload that as the podcast thumbnail.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Players driving up for training camp. One is obviously hammered and has a trunk dripping blood, one is the size of a mountain and has a bunch of russian HGH ads on his car, and then goodell and a swat team take down car #3 which has a pot leaf sticker on it. Probably like a Prius or something.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Two players hold down the NFL's investigator while Peyton Manning drags his sack across his face telling him of course there's no evidence he juiced.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Do a series of comics parodying Robocop.

Use Goodell as Murphy and spend the first two weeks of comics re-enacting Robocop's opening.

Go ahead and stop after those two weeks.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



What if NFL teams were Overwatch characters?

The Browns are Battleborn.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tom Brady enters a coffin that's loaded onto The Demeter that sets sail for week 5.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ezekial Elliot just beating the living hell out of some lady and then she flies into the bus driver causing the crash.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Coach tries to get the players to get ready for practice, but they're all just milling around the field playing Pokemon Go.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



A guy in a bar just bitching endlessly about the new Ghostbusters movie and how remakes ruin everything good about the original and then he reveals he's a Browns fan.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




At a certain point I just started thinking about what political cartoonists would do.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




yesssss, also laughing at the comments.

Also I liked Ghostbusters, it was fun.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh!

Febreeze, you should do a comic where you compare two teams to Trump / Hillary.

Except make five copies of it and just change the team logo on each one and just serve a random one when a person visits the page.

You'll have the most angry and confused comments section ever.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Do a comic about Goodell finishing a ton of deals to pay owners and arbitrarily suspending players, then forgetting to actually have a playable field for a football game.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Falcons just signed Shayne Graham, so I'm going to say it's all probably unknowns at this point

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