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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

A colon and a dash. A shameful title.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 17:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

No no no, McCown had a key ring they need to get back

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 20:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

That nrr post is performance fart

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 15:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bort Bortles posted:

RIP wheez, the crown of best poster in TFF would have been yours.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 22:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

It's definitely possible to day drink too much. Night drink not so much.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 06:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

All these Uproxx posts have been great guys. Y'all are some good writers. I wish I had put more effort into my F.U.C.K. J.E.D. Y.O.R.K. post because unless you get the joke it's a pretty dumb post.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 03:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

gently caress

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Photo of me irl

TODD TODD TODD TODD

use Water Gun

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 04:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

in return you must destroy Carson Palmer's ACL (again)

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 05:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Change it when he plays.

never

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 08:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Harbaugh referred to the players as "The Men." I'm more sure than I'm not that he said it's for "The Men (players) only." York being a whiny pissbaby heard what he wanted and sent the franchise in a downward spiral because of a perceived slight.

Get hosed Jed

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

Dear lord

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Wasn't there some garbage comedy fantasy football & art venture that tweeted at Febreeze with a joke about OBJ catching a ball with his butt like... 3 months ago?

Edit:

found it

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Oct 15, 2015

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 20:01

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Kings just got their poo poo together don't gently caress this up by tying them to the 49ers please thanks

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 04:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Muscle Hamster thing gets better and better.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 00:04

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

This is basketball and not football, but I did another logo set, this time Halloween NBA logos

http://uproxx.com/dimemag/2015/10/halloween-nba-logos/

Final logo best logo

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 18:52

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Duke Chin posted:

tt your football team is bad and you should feel bad.

... I miss you, zombie sonics.

You almost had my NBA team but Seattle got Maloofed :twisted:

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 04:18

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ross Angeles posted:

If your sports teams are named after the state instead of the city, you are the frauds

Doubly so if they're the state nickname or worse a region. Looking at you, Golden State, New England, Carolina.

Although it's loving stupid that the tenth biggest city in the US by population (San Jose) has only NHL and MLS (the little brothers of the big five). The Niners are half a mile away but still "San Francisco" and MLB can get hosed because we're ready to take in the A's but the Giants are being whiny babies about it.

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 31, 2015

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 06:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

effectual you miss understand me

Big Five:
Big Bros
MLB, NFL, NBA

Little Bros
NHL, MLS

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 07:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Bread makes you fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_KpuWiIO4

Also don't eat a carb.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 19:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

CannonFodder posted:

My favorite sandwiches are hot dogs.

You shut your fuckin mouth buddy

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 18:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

JPrime posted:

This needs to be here.

https://vine.co/v/e3HDlFv5ni3

I'm the woman in the Kaep jersey drinking her sorrows away

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 05:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Darth Brooks posted:

First thing that came to mind.

Yeah but why didn't they light the quarry on fire

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 06:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Hockles posted:

I'm no Dr. Swickles, but I have been in 2 comics!

I should clearly be in more. And then the Draw Play movie.

Sup multiple comic buddy :hfive:

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 23:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chilichimp stumbling from thread to thread.

Guys. Guys... Blaine Gabbert isn't good! No! Stop having fun! Your team is bad! Stop it!

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 15:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

IcePhoenix posted:

That Bridgewater pic owns

yeah that needs to be a Vikings fan's av ASAP

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 20:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this"

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 22:41

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

DANCE PARTY

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jim-caldwell-dance-party/

too much emotion IMO

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 21:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I updated a Febreeze classic

# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 21:05

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The hot dogs act like bread crumbs that cause Rex to end up with his face next to a cheerleader's foot.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 08:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

He hasn't beat the living poo poo out of someone half his weight in a while must be a good dude

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 05:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Magicpants posted:

This is a good play. 5 yards every time.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 18:32

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

Remember, you need to make like the Chargers and go down the road.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 18:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

owned?

"Not head to head in the Super Bowl"

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 21:18

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Hockey would be good if instead of massive padded suits and skates they wore tank tops, shorts and sneakers.

And if they made it 5x5.

And made the net smaller, circular and 10 feet in the air.

And made the ice hardwood.

And replaced the puck with a big orange ball.

What I'm saying is don't watch hockey, watch basketball.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 08:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Really? I swore it was more.

There's always so many coming and going whenever I try to watch. It feels like a lot more.

The more you know.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 08:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kings.

Kings.

I don't even get the Warriors to dull the pain of the 49ers.

:negative:

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 08:34

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

How did you end up a Spurs fan

My weird goon mental rolodex says Kawhi Leonard because he went to SDSU

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 09:05

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So, a gif or sportscenter highlight then

It's why NBA twitter is best.

NFL twitter is like "oh you think player x is good, well let me show you with these scribbled on screen shots why he's actually bad."

MLB twitter is "oh you think player y is good, we'll let me show you why he is actually bad with a pile of acronyms and numbers."

NBA twitter is "oh you think player z is good... YOU'RE RIGHT CHECK OUT THESE SWEET DUNKS AND HANDLES"

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 19:09

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Being a non-Warriors fan in the Bay Area, watching the bandwagon grow as a disinterested observer has been jarring.

Most of them will rep the We Believe Warriors but can't name anything that happened between then and last season.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 19:33

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