FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Napoleon did nothing wrong

(except start a land war in Asia)

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:24

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 09:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

He invaded Russia in winter

He didn't though.

His army got bogged down by weather once they were there and Russia didn't surrender. They got assfucked by winter on the way back out.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 23:34

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Joey Freshwater posted:

Is it pronounced "Spank" or "Spo-aenk"?

The second.

Also as a kid all I knew about Forget Paris was that Billy Crystal was a basketball referee so I watched it when it was on HBO. Talk about a terrible outcome as a child.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 02:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

What's an album

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 04:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

whypick1 posted:

It's a bunch of MP3s with the same artwork attached to them.

how do you get the pdf file to play in iTunes :confused:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 06:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Baseketball is about the sport of baseketball. This is about basketball movies.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 08:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

NC-17 you'll find that your hatred of an awesome movie was nothing but plain water.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 23:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I went to a concert that was Limp Bizkit. Papa Roach, Eminem and uhhh Xzhibit I think. Peak turn of the millenium right there.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 03:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 06:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Uh Febreeze you already did this one

http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/04/nfl-logos-as-butts/

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:56

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

All 32 logos as good posts. Use this for reference.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 02:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you.

Just lean into it like I do with the fact that I'm a stereotypical 49ers fan and I drink red wine at the tailgates.

Tomorrow we're having tuna steaks and homemade eggnog to go with our Napa and Paso reds.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 05:43

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I don't blame you guys, since clearly you haven't had an actually good California reds if you want IPAs instead. Napa/Sonoma is the most well-known region, Central Coast/Monterey/Paso is probably the most distributed but Calaveras County has the best reds in CA for the money (bottles are $20-40 instead of the $50-$70 to start in Napa). I'm not bring the wine though so I'm stuck with overpriced Napa stuff.

The thing is you'll never find Calaveras wine outside of California. They produce some awesome Bordeaux blends that are really bold. Their zins are especially peppery.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 07:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

French wine is like French food: overhyped trash too far up its own rear end in a top hat.

My favorite winery's owner taught my friend the nuances of wine and started by saying, "don't hold your glass with your pinkie out like a little bitch." There's a certain edge to Calaveras wine that you can either get in or get out. My... third? favorite winery up there is run by a former biker.

A Man and his dog posted:

I just finally changed it. A good av.

Jimmy T has a month max as 49ers coach so I'm already figuring out a change. It was a good av.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 08:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Muscat is good if you want sweet wine, but there's also mead if you want diabetes. Cheaper reds tend to be towards the extremes of sweet or sour because of their mass production. They alao have terrible flavor, and judging them is like writing off steak because you had Aunt Barb's shoe leather once.

If your wine is sour though it may have been bad or may have needed time to breathe. Just pop open your second bottle when you start drinking your first. Check the cork to see if the wine had moved up the side, and keep it on its side to prevent the cork from drying out and allowing air to enter. Many wineries have given up on the French bullshit of corking and have gone to metal twist offs with neutral interiors to help wine stay better longer.

My wine chat masterpiece is complete. Today you are all 49ers fans :getin:

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Dec 20, 2015

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 17:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Dramatika posted:

There's a saddening lack of love for Spanish wine up in here

Monastrell/Cab blends, Tempranillo, and Viura for life

One of my wine clubs makes an amazing Tempranillo/Granache blend called The Spanish Dragon. Another one makes Tempranillo almost exclusively. Spanish grapes are good but outside of Tempranillo and Granache I haven't found one I like on its own.

old dog child posted:

The Funk Zone must have been your Mecca. I like to drink a fine Franzia over ice.

What is now the Funk Zone was poorly developed when I was in Santa Barbara, sadly. I went to one of the wineries (Giessinger) a ton but only because a friend worked there.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 17:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

NFL logos as piece of poo poo clickbait "aggregating" (thieving) websites

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 21:06

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Cam should just start reviving other dances that have been beat into the ground in reverse chronological order. Bust out the Dougie.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 18:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

axeil posted:

so uh. i need a new avatar now. any ideas? i was thinking howie roseman pulling a red wedding on chip kelly.

or something else hilarious, i dunno.

Something possessed me to do this so maybe it can get you started

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 05:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

Fans of this team wont shut up about how good the team was in their generation

(this is awesome I can't wait to see the Pink Floyd one)

So is The Who the 49ers or the Cowboys then

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The Draw Play giving a sweet soul the best possible tribute. Rest in Peace, Jimmy T

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 16:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Remember when they had breeze's and realized they werent fooling anyone

I just looked that up and apparently entire batches of frozen yogurt went bad because it was ordered so infrequently.

Who the gently caress goes to DQ for diet anything

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 23:04

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gonna post this here too in case everyone isn't reading the loving losers/offseason thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JUuxIOqkLE

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 06:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Holy poo poo that Aaron Rodgers.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 17:48

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Hm I wonder what franchises they had to leave off that list :smug:

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 05:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Eifert Posting posted:

I love the beer gut on Big Ben

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 22:06

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

JT Jag posted:

Can we all agree that orange is bad

I'm wearing an orange shirt because of the Giants so

Nnnnoooooope

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 07:34

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Non-traditional color schemes rule.

The Kings' purple/silver/black is fantastic and I'm like 95% sure they're going back to red/white/baby blue when the new arena opens, which is bullshit.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 17:36

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

BlindSite posted:

gently caress rooting for the cards because of Fitzgerald, root for the Panthers because of Thomas Davis dude fought through hell to get back to being a player, this season he dislocated his finger disengaging from a block, popped that bitch back in place and made a tackle. Larry had his shot and blew it.

me right now:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 06:42

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Melvin Gordon is a better player in 2015 as a rookie than Ray Rice was when he last played two seasons ago though so idgi

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 02:54

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bortle Kombort

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 02:11

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

Mods please make this the background of the entirety of the forums

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 00:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Your Kings writeup is quite rude

(But fair).

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 04:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

San Francisco Lumpy XBox Menu Buttons

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 21:05

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I found an interesting documentary on this particular topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EktmJmfxm9E

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 07:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

I think Spoeank bought mine because he made it and he bought that one guy a Andy Dalton av

maybe he's the cryface loverboy

I made it but I didn't buy it. I don't want to just buy random avs. I'm 1/1 with BrownThunder's meltdown so I'm happy to go out on top with custom avs.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 03:13

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

gently caress, crying Jordan crying crying Jordans is the top of the world.

It's so beautiful.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 03:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

More white slaves than brown slaves in your Eurocentric view of the world maybe

# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 22:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Joey Freshwater posted:

Wait the NBA draft has a lottery system?

lol

It's the only thing us Kings fans have to look forward to

And we constantly lose at that, too :smith:

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 19:42

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 09:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

*pushes up glasses, takes hit from inhaler*

uhm, the plural of Lego is Lego

# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 21:17

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