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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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quote:

Key Losses: QB Josh McCown

eeeehhhhhhhhhhh

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Kalli posted:

Jack Kirby did some sweet rear end art for the NFL's official Pro Magazine back in the 1970's.

So have some motherfucking Kirby art:









Okay I'll give you the last one because it's obviously a Giants player and the third because it's a...browns? player but how are those other ones supposed to be football?

e: now I see the 'football' in the first one

AAA DOLFAN posted:

First - wow. The PM to accompany that post... Legendary.

:justpost:

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Sep 9, 2015

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
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Suspect Bucket posted:

Holy poo poo. Not just Curtis, but loving Bobcat Goldthwait was there! He LOVED the goat. It was hilarious.

Curtis also rides one of those electric monowheels EVERYWHERE in the studio. It's awesome.

Curtis says Hi back, Fbreeze, he loves your comics.

http://imgur.com/Wc5wLvY

Did Bobcat use the voice or is he just completely mute now?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Suspect Bucket posted:

Nah, he spoke like a human. Super nice dude, I totally did not connect to who he actually was until after we spoke and he was on air. I'll post the link to the show once fcn puts it up.

That's awesome. I was curious what he's been up to lately and holy poo poo he's busy. I didn't know he was a director for the Jimmy Kimmel Show

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

High Five


Chilichimp posted:

Not quite, though, because Romo is rocking the :iamafag: with a cowboys helmet, while DPD is rocking :stonk: with a giants helmet.

What do you think "exact opposite" means?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

I think it means gently caress you, Havok. I think it means... go gently caress yourself. :colbert:


:sun:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Why are the avatar pictures crooked it's driving me crazy

but also nailed it

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Sent in a commission request :sun:

Febreeze posted:

Here are the pictures I had to draw for picking wrong:

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-1-losers/

Hahah the Bucs/Titans one

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Yeah, it's worse because now you have more brain cells to process the disappointment

Predictions for week 2!
http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-predictions-week-2-picks/2/

Hahaha I hadn't seen the roided up pictures yet. Nipples EVERYWHERE.

Also the Steelers one is great

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Big Bob Pataki posted:

Hi cool friends

can I interest you in some FART

Man you really whiffed on the Bucs Saints one

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Febreeze posted:

Here are the loss cartoons I had to make, plus my predictions for week 3

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-2-recap-drawings-predictions/

This is awesome, I've been looking forward to seeing this.

I caught an article at the bottom about the Bucs QB's dad wearing this:



That's pretty great.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

From the Bartending thread:


gently caress

Wait what? Is that for real?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

I only got 3 games wrong last week, but the pictures were good ones
Plus, predictions for week 4

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-4-predictions-illustrations-upsets/

These are fantastic, I think this is my favorite thing you do.

If the Bucs one happens, can you make the undershirt on Jameis be the Bucco Bruce picture/his face mashup instead of the Superman logo? (I'm assuming that's what you meant by Cam's celebration)

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Yeah but what if

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Athanatos posted:

Colts could lose out the rest of the season and I'd still say it was a good season

I want Luck to be resurrected like Super Jesus, throw for 500 yards and 6 TDs and maybe rush for another who knows. Mostly because gently caress the pats but I have other....reasons.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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NC-17 posted:

Presented without comment.



Brady's arms are inside the jacket, not the sleeves aren't they?


He's reaching super villain levels.

Do you think Giselle dresses him?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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I thought it was fake at first but there's a ton of videos on youtube that are clearly different recordings and it's the same sound/reaction/timing. That's loving amazing

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Just amazing. There's been so many Ferris Bueller references lately...I need to watch that movie again

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I made hot dogs this weekend by slow cooking them in chili for like 4 hours.

I then put them in a bun with said chili on top and added shredded cheese

It was the best sandwich I've ever had


No Ragrets

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I dunno man those chili cheese dogs were a work of art as far as i'm concerned

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Bort Bortles posted:

To be fair, chili dogs probably make fart.


I had three of them. They were producing more than farts

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Ehud posted:

Hunter was good.

"Hunter started all 12 games in the 2012 season, and caught 73 passes for 1,083 yards and 9 touchdowns"

Uh yeah Cordarelle was a baller too:

"In 12 starts, games, racked up school-record 1,858 all-purpose yards (154.8) to rank first in the SEC, tied for 18th in NCAA"

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Febreeze is this me



edit: lol the comments



I'm probably the biggest Pey Pey homer ever and I thought that was hilarious. Get a grip, people.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I like it when those people say YEAH WELL TOM BRADY MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME

Just respond with how he's not even the breadwinner in his household that it's his wife, A WOMAN, earning more than him.

It either shuts them up or sends them down a whole other rabbit hole.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I posted this in the aftermath thread but I don't think anyone saw it and it'll probably be more appreciated here anyway:

https://www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/10153626096676006/?pnref=story

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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fartknocker posted:

The link, for those curious: https://www.reddit.com/r/Browns/comments/3v68o1/24_qbs_since_1999_in_honor_of_a_new_name_i_wanted/

I thought a few of them that had 1987 listed may have been strike players, but the only one seems to be Mike Kelley for the Chargers, although for other teams it probably bumps the numbers around. Also, that someone was named Guido Merkens...

Hah Steve Deberg shows up for both the 49ers and the Bucs

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Duke Chin posted:

Hi Spoeank.


No Spoeank.


You're wrong Spoeank.


(i already know what your comeback is going to be shutup)

Is it pronounced "Spank" or "Spo-aenk"?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Hoop Dreams


17 Again


Basketball Diaries

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Pops Mgee posted:

Space Jam the movie is kinda overrated, but the soundtrack is loving FANTASTIC!

You're kinda overrated

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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I went to high school in south St. Pete so most of my "cool" high school memories all involve Master P and Mystikal.

make em' say uuughhh

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Congrats man, it was bound to happen sooner or later

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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fuckboy really is an underrated insult

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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One of the guys in my group text just shared the NFL logos as Butts article

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Chichevache posted:

Sure. Don't go to bed angry with your spouse. Always leave a good tip. It is better to wipe too much than too little. Even if you don't like Star Wars you should tell people that you do; they get weird if you don't. Long distance is the wrong distance. Whenever you meet anybody, look for something nice to say about them, because even if they’ve got a hideous face they might have fantastic ankles or lovely hair, and compliments do cheer people up enormously.

Wear a condom.


For the love of god, wear a condom.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

If only someone could go back in time and tell Chiche's father. :sigh:

Much like your posting, you should have been aborted

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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JT Jag posted:

NFL Logos As Rivals.com Puns

Tampon Gay Fuckin' Queers is about the worst I've heard.


Get to it, Febreeze.


e: poo poo that was like 3 pages ago

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Chichevache posted:

I didn't know Tennessee was famous for its rock.



?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Kirios posted:

Ehud you continue to be a Dolphins fan. I think that more than anything shows you to be a reprehensible human being that shows no remorse for your actions.

He doesn't beat his wife because he beats himself up





SAYS THE BUCS FAN

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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Ross Angeles posted:

I don't have to personally interact with either of them and Ray Rice is a better running back so I don't personally care.

What if he punched your mom, Ross? What then?

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

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I tried to get mad about the Bucs being a stolen Toyota Camry but in high school my step mom had her car stolen. Toyota Camry.

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