FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I would add to the thread but I've been playing Madden. A lot. Good to see toaster beef back. I want to do more of the Updated unis, this time with the teams of the AAFC (the league that the Browns dominated back in the 40's) but I'm still mulling over how to do some of them. The Los Angeles Dons had some amazing uniforms.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 03:59

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:57

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Bort Bortles posted:

I am conflicted.

Me too, although more slowly.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 11:36

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze, your cartoon guys at the bottom of the Turd Index post remind me a lot of the cartoons Topps had on their baseball and football cards.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 02:56

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

A couple of guys have done the NBA brands on NFL teams thing, only this time the guys are really crapping good at Photoshop.
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/nfl-x-nba-jersey-mashups/

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Oct 23, 2015

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 23:33

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

howe_sam posted:

The reason they used that particular shot of Calvin Johnson was to obscure the fact that they used the Pistons' loving horse logo on the helmets.

The Cleveland uniform was the worst though, not a fan of the C's on the shoulder or running the saber down the length of the body like that.

The Cleveland one is pretty bad. I like the Indy design the best. It looks like it could belong to a real college team but if a Pro team had this the fans would grow to love it quickly. The 76ers LOOKS like a real NFL team. Milwaukee/ Green Bay (jersey, not the helmet) is neat. Miami and Atlanta stand out too. All of these are really skillfully done. I've done stuff like this, I know how hard it is.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Oct 24, 2015

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 04:30

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

First thing that came to mind.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 05:37

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I was going to hate on the Color Rush unis but then I realized that I've made some single color unis too. I always kept white in the socks though.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 21:11

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Congrats Febreeze.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 23:11

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

That really should be A NEW HOPE. It fits the Eagles situation more than it did Star Wars.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 07:10

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I'm debating between doing a series of 1977 Star Wars cards featuring the Viking players who've had a good year and "NFL teams run by rock bands"

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 02:25

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 04:16

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

It's tempting to use the same template ever other one of these "_________ as NFL teams" does but I think I have more pride in what I can do with Photoshop.

I might use it some but I'm going to try and get some variety.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Jan 5, 2016

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:37

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

At least they left the watermark.

BTW, the next in line.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 02:55

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I was going to do something with Zubaz pants but then I saw this and plans changed.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 06:44

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I like how the Stones picture worked out. I'm thinking of recreating the Pink Floyd Back Catalog poster but with helmets. Either that or "Wish You Were Here" with a player as the guy on fire.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 05:22

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Click for bigger.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 08:36

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze, do you have a copy of the helmet template? (the used for Pink Floyd) Do you want a copy?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 16:20

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I had a request from my wife. She loves country music. She actually asked me to upload it to the thread, glitter facemask and all.

Although if I'm going to do Bama it should be this.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 21:14

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 22:18

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I considered changing either the team or logo colors to match but it just didn't feel right.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 19:45

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Using my template for this.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 21:07

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Serious question, how hard is it to make a book for download on Amazon? I thought of getting all the Modernized teams stuff together for a small book (expanding what I wrote, adding pics, doing more research, etc).

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 02:30

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I gotta figure out what I want to do (if anything) with the rock band football stuff. Photoshop thread in GBS? Is it good enough for FART? Should I just go play Madden?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 02:51

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Boobs at :38 seconds.

E: Well, the whole song was made by a boob.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 04:43

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Let me go through them and add a small name mark like yours and clean some stuff up. (I want to add the second Grateful Dead logo on the shoulder and clean up the Queen one a bit) One thing I noticed is that I really didn't do team specific stuff. No "SEE ALL 32 TEAMS AS IF THEY WERE OWNED BY ROCK BANDS" and I wonder if it would have been better if I had.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 06:04

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

80's music was more fun.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 06:19

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Ehud posted:

let's talk about FARTS again

Ok.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 01:07

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

There was a wrestler way, way back who played for Green Bay named "Dick the Bruiser"* Guy had the biggest barrel chest imaginable.

* there's an Aaron Rogers joke in there somewhere.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 04:02

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze you have mail.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 03:55

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I did a few more helmets and emailed them to Febreeze, including this one.

Green Day=/= Green Bay bugged me so I did this.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 18:52

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

F.art that's not Football art. I just started working at a local print. Among a lot of other things they print up a tournament program for local teams. They were using clip art from the oldest source possible for the cover, and I was embarrassed to look at it, so I made this. It's set up to be used for different tournaments and games.

It's off season so I figured it's fair game.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 06:22

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze posted:

Played around with the art in this one, let me know what you guys think

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/prince-amukamara-to-the-jags/

It's like the Mac version of your regular style. Not worse, not better, just different.

I wonder what the Bort selection does.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 05:25

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

http://imgur.com/a/RsJh9

When I figure out what to say these are going up on F.A.R.T.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 02:27

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

footballandrationalthoughts (wordpress?) is giving the png's a black background, which is messing with the designs. One I get them fixed, I might put these on the sports logo forum and reddit minus the helmets and then link to F.A.R.T. for them.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 03:13

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

It's live! http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2016/04/03/joey-ramone-nfls-commissioner/

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 05:22

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Just quietly posting this here.

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/04/05/nfl-helmets-beatles-van-halen-grateful-dead

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 04:19

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Sports Illustrated crediting Bro Bible crediting Imgur

The times we live in

Hey, my stuff made it to SI (sorta). I'm thrilled.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 04:50

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Geez, look at the whiners in this thread. Herbert Hoover was still alive when I was born.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 04:41

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

fartknocker posted:

Answering machines sucked cause too many had a long stupid song or the "We're not home" message was their youngest child and it sucked rear end.

Also, to keep this football related, my first memories of live games were basically this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZYQNCHaos

Stick with it for at least the first two minutes just to see who sponsored the starting line ups...

Hershel Walker warning for fellow Vikings fans.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 23:31

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:57

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I have two Betamax machines in my basement.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 01:54

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