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Toaster Beef posted:http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/18/too-much-mustard-unfloppable-peyton-manning-is/ Owns. 
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Febreeze posted:Here are the loss cartoons I had to make, plus my predictions for week 3 Really want this to happen: "If the Vikings win I will draw Teddy Bridgewater pushing Rivers into a river under a bridge."
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Febreeze posted:Giants bitch 
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Oct 12, 2015 22:11
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Grittybeard posted:Acceptable, now he has to do it. Filthy Casua meant to posted:Tom Brady makes a drat good Adrian Veidt
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Oct 13, 2015 12:46
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quote:Deflategate revenge game. This will be the football equivalent of Hiroshima on Indianapolis.  
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Oct 14, 2015 18:54
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Eifert Posting posted:Revenge on the Colts for that time they cheated, clobbered the Colts, got caught cheating by a former Jets Front Office personnel, won the Superbowl anyways, mishandled the media relations in every way and made things much worse on themselves, miraculously avoided most of the punishment and then proceeded to play even better and have another infraction right away next year. Dumb narratives aside, the Colts are run by morons and should lose most games outside their trash division.
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Oct 18, 2015 17:42
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Weight lifting rodents are cool, and good.
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Oct 22, 2015 18:55
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Febreeze posted:The Jags picture is my favorite I've done this year It is wonderful.  And you picked Dallas to win just so you can draw an insulting comic of them when they lose as expected, right?
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Oct 28, 2015 18:09
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They also aren't actually that good.
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Nov 2, 2015 13:32
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Cruel and Unusual posted:He was never good. Neither Justin Hunter nor Cordarrelle Patterson were impressive even in college, beyond "I guess they're kinda large and fast?" 
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Febreeze posted:Dwayne Allen should have seen it coming (Sorry for that pun but not really)  Also I went back and read your previous one, and good job on making Whiz look like Whiz, and not just a generic white dude. Which he totally is, but on the first panel you can actually tell it's that specific generic white dude.
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Fart idea: Rob Ryan is a defective replicant of Rex. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. 49 points fire off the shoulder of Eli Manning. I watched Brees beams glitter in the dark near the Superdome Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Browner...in...coverage. Time to die." sean10mm fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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TheMopeSquad posted:Rob Ryan fired? What will become of Fabio Ryan? Replaced with Replicant Rob. sean10mm posted:Fart idea: Rob Ryan is a defective replicant of Rex.
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Between the Tebow Treats comic (with extra long flavor release!) and Brady casting Goodell into hell, Febreeze can insult the Pats all he wants now and still be great in my book. He also did a thing that I can never find on his site of Joe Flacco being sad while evil Brady looms over him that's great if you're
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Nov 17, 2015 22:52
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Febreeze posted:You mean this? YES! 
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Nov 17, 2015 23:26
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Febreeze posted:I'm pretty proud of this one so I hope you guys like it too Owns. And his dance was super silly, while Carson loving Palmer did a "suck my diiiiick" crotch chop right out of the WWE "attitude era" of tits & real human blood and nobody cared. The same week. 
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Nov 19, 2015 18:22
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Chilichimp posted:Yeah, but gently caress the Seahawks. Tough but fair.
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Nov 19, 2015 19:02
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Febreeze posted:Trollin Pats fans and oh man, the hate is incredible All too easy. The amount of hate that burns in the heart of the average  is bizarre and hilarious. I knew the Pats would blow a couple dumb games late with all their injuries, and I knew people would irrationally lose their poo poo over it. Give them the slightest nudge and it's the Massholepocalypse.
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I meant to mention this earlier, but kudos for the great  Troy Aikman in the Joe Buck beard comic.
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NC-17 posted:The Mario Tomsula is great, but you kinda phoned in that Tom Brady and Sanchez. Yeah, I was hoping for deep buttock impact Wait that came out wrong
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JaysonAych posted:Went in wrong, too. I walked right into that one. 
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Febreeze posted:My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours e: In retrospect it's obvious, but nobody else did it but you.
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Alaois posted:Tight End This makes Gronkowski the Lemmy of the NFL I think?
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Yeah I saw that in your commentary and I was like "this has to be like Christmas for him" Plus Chip Kelly's Wild Ride is operational again! * *For a very generous definition of "operational"
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Qwijib0 posted:Larry Fitzgerald is a guy who did a lovely bad thing in 2008, went through the legal process, and has been a model citizen since? Same could be said for Ben Roethlisberger.
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Febreeze posted:Tom Brady cries like a bitch Serious Brady v. Manning chat since you bring it up in your comments: the entire difference between the two is that Brady played for a better organization than any of the ones Peyton has been a part of, which explains his advantage in postseason win %, while Peyton has had much better supporting casts on offense pretty much his entire career, especially in terms of elite receiving weapons, which leads to better regular season stats. Peyton had to carry his team more, especially early in his career, but he also generally played on offenses better equipped for him to do exactly that. The whole argument about the two is thus kind of fundamentally dumb, because it's really a case study in how different circumstances dictate the outcomes so much for guys who are pretty much the same kind of player. Hell, Peyton won his 1 ring the time the Colts DEFENSE decided to go HAM out of nowhere just in time for the playoffs, and Brady has gone bananas with regular season stats plenty of times...and none of his top 4 offensive seasons (2007, 2010, 2011, 2015) ended in Super Bowl wins either.
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whiteyfats posted:In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them. I guess if you wanted to criticize Montana's GOAT case it would be for his durability, but we're talking about an era when defensive players could just re-enact pro wrestling moves for real on quarterbacks whenever they wanted to, so even as a troll that feels kind of like weak bullshit.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Eli having more rings than Peyton is one of the funniest things in the entire world and it would be a crime of spiritual proportions to undo it Did someone say "spiritual" in a football context? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMVnLsODqqg
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And this is why you're the best.
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Febreeze posted:I should do something like that for other famous TFF posts I'm pretty sure StarcraftTM or however it's spelled did the first and most famous LOST SEASON meltdown posts in 2013 (I think?), though there might have been an even funnier LOST SEASON 2.0 meltdown by someone after the 2-2 start with the big Chiefs loss in 2014 to work with.e: 2013 was when the Pats let Welker walk for Danny "Not Appearing in Most Games" Amendola, Aaron Hernandez was out for murders, Gronk was hurt a bunch, and Kenbrell Thompkins became the #1 target while Peyton Manning broke all of Brady's 2007 season records. So really God only knows how many salty or flat-out insane Pats posts you can find in that period. sean10mm fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Chilichimp posted:Haha, that poo poo is classic. Remember when Brady took a pay-cut so that Belichick COULD pay Welker what he wanted, and then Then it turned out the pay cut was basically not a real pay cut, but your usual "restructuring" to game the salary cap.
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NC-17 posted:It was still dumb that they wouldn't pay Welker basically what they paid Amendola. I mean, Welker had 1 good season in Denver and then died, so it's hard to judge letting him go as some big blunder. Amendola isn't actually that good and gets hurt a lot (shocker) so signing him was a pretty  move obviously.
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This actually makes me like the Super Bowl more than I did before.
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4 is clearly the best. Also 1-3 are practically just copy-pasted from the DSM-5.
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Donkwich posted:If you merge Eli and Peyton you probably get a normal, well-adjusted person. Or a serial killer, idk I think Peyton without football would have turned out like Errol from the first season of True Detective.
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Metapod posted:The flaming chicken Agreed, plus Nashville hot chicken does in fact own bones.
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I hate when fans use mock drafts to "prove" a real draft pick was bad because a player was taken earlier in real life than in mock drafts. Like, everyone bitched about the Cowboys taking Travis Frederick because he was listed later in most mock drafts than where he was actually taken, but he was the best center in the draft taken by a team starving for a center. There was basically 0 substantive criticism of him as an NFL prospect, too - it was literally just bitching based on the imaginary slotting made by blowhard shitnuts on the internet being different from what actually happened. Now watch me wallow in mock draft poo poo for months because there is nothing else to do. 
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NC-17 posted:All white receivers should be called Lunchbox. Or just WR PATRIOTS at the rate they're going. 
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Mel Mudkiper posted:that was historically how it worked, yes 
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Metapod posted:This is your masterpiece It's good, but it's hard to top this one:
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