FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

The Falcons one looks so sad haha

It feels bad for what it has to do to the Broncos one tbh

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 17:33

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:32

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chichevache posted:

No joke, a lot of those pokemon are more interesting than anything that came after the first 250 or so.

Agreed. This was very well done, Febreeze. This coming from a guy that can't stand Pokemon!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 17:38

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Damnit you two, now you got that stupid song in my head and I can' sta- DID YOU KNOW...THAT WHEN IT SNOWS...MY EYES BECOME LARGE AND THE LIGHT THAT YOU SHINE CAN BE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 21:51

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

hair plug chewbacca

Latenight infomercial with Joe selling Buck Plugs

# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 18:38

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Pops Mgee posted:

I'm going to the Packers/Bears game tomorrow night and want to make a sign that makes fun of the Cubs and the Bears but I can't think of anything good. You farty types are usually pretty clever. Any ideas?

Hrmmm, if you can make fun of both the Cubs batting percentage and the Bears drafting percentage you may have a winner. Or something about Leonard Floyd has more hits than the entire Cubs roster...

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 20:11

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Pack it up, time to get out of Dodge!

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 20:21

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Monica Lewinsky knew all about Billy's creamery

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 20:36

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Saw all the replies. Thought Febreeze did something awesome. You guys are loving nerds...

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 15:49

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Oh, Keanu

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 19:44

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

Please feature the Falcons in your next comic.

Whoa whoa whoa...we are capable of collapsing on our own tyvm

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 21:26

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Tom Tucker posted:

Am I... Am I becoming a Titans fan...?

No, it's just gas. It'll go away after a nice dump.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 21:49

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

I've got nothing against you or the other Falcons fans. It's just the Falcons themselves. I fully expect the reverse from y'all.

Same, buddy. I regret to inform you that I will be rooting for the Panthers tonight though.

If it makes you feel any better, I would much prefer that a giant sink hole forms under the stadium and the earth claims both teams into her fiery belly. :shobon:

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 23:49

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

That would be the only Super Bowl the Panthers would see this year.

Well technically they saw one last year, they just didn't participate.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 00:06

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Sour Diesel posted:

gently caress the falcons

I applaud your commitment to this preposterous gimmick. We all know deep down you love the Falcons. We all know. :grin:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 16:02

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

Everyone loves the Falcons.

They've provided me with two of my favorite all time 49ers moments

(It was dpi)

I appreciate it, bruh. Navarro Bowman still haunts me in my sleep

Falcons/Niners also gave us these plays :

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81b0632a/White-chases-down-Clements-pokes-out-ball

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d813527b1/Bly-interception-and-fumble

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 18:54

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Amazing

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 18:33

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

https://twitter.com/SlopingGiraffe/status/823525082173763585

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 18:54

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

That's a weird coincidence cause Jesse James was buried in Foxboro last night.

Our teams are both heroes. Yer welcome, America!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 19:08

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

Even I'll admit I like this.

That's cuz you are one of the good ones, Silly Burrito :glomp:

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 23:54

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Can I make my request contingent on the outcome of the Superbowl? :ninja:

# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 17:51

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

TheChirurgeon posted:

Done.

My goodness that is amazing

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 16:19

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Holy poo poo, someone avatar that Dirty Bird gif, please.

Damnit, you beat me too it! drat YOU OPEN ENROLLMENT MEETING!!! :argh:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 19:06

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

I'm still kind of hoping Chirugeon draws my Julio Jones as Starscream idea.

Ima steal that one too :ninja:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 19:22

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

I mean, let's be honest. Asian candy is p weird

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 19:13

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Hi Chew owns

Never met him

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 19:35

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I posted in a name change thread. I have no idea what my username is a reference to

When I see you post and your name I cannot help but sing the "Oh Oh Oh Oh Reillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" theme song in my head. I have no idea why, but that is what your name reminds me of. "Go Go Go Go Roscooooooooooooe"

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 21:37

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

/low voice

O'Reilly Auto Parts...YOW

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 21:40

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

IcePhoenix posted:

GET IN THE ZONE

Nothing compares to...*ahem*...

Do deh do deh do deh do deh do deh do deh do do dooooo...

1-8-7-7 cars for kids. 1-8-7-7 cars for kiiiiiiiiids. 1-8-7-7 cars for kiiiiiiiiiiiids, donate your car to-day.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 22:20

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Driving in my car beep-beep

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 22:25

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

7-7-3...2-0-2...beep beep boo beep...LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

e:

Man radio ads are freaking obnoxious

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 22:29

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Azhais posted:

See, this was your opportunity to claim to be a CCR fan instead of a magic nerd.

Mine, on the other hand, was just some random poo poo from

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=adname

That I've used forever now. No redemption for me!

It was Andre Rison's nickname...a good one at that.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 23:47

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Seriously! gently caress the lot of you and gently caress Kyle Shanahan :colbert:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 17:00

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

That Bengals/Steelers one is pretty cool

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 21:43

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Peanut butter is gross

The gently caress is wrong with you? Out of all your poo poo food takes, this takes the poo poo!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:27

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

He's right though

Uhhhhhhh peanut butter is amazing

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:32

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Seriously? I thought everyone loved peanut butter?! Legit shocked right now!

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:37

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoonful of peanut butter with some chocolate chips on top...yum

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:41

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

I'm allergic to peanuts so I recoil at the smell the same way I would if you presented me a steaming poo poo.

It's annoying because I don't have the wussy "will die" version of the allergy, just the get mad and puffy for the next half hour as I sip seltzer waiting for the poison to dissipate.

Ahh ok well that makes sense. I'm so glad I don't have food allergies to contend with, sounds awful.

Also pb and banana is the poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 03:45

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

the mean lunch lady posted:

wasn't that in like the 70s?

Early 90s

Also, I used to absolutely love the McDonald's cheese danish omg

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 17:24

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:32

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

The McDonald's szechuan sauce was loving gross

That was a thing??

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 20:13

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