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Febreeze posted:Star Trek TMP is a solid 40 minute episode of the original series stretched out to movie length with nothing to fill the space except really slow effect shots that drag on forever. You're pretending Nemesis doesn't exist, just as we all should. It's the Titans, isn't it. Because we did it remember it.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 23:36 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:53 |
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Febreeze posted:One year later, another Raiders/Vikings bandwagon comic Ironically I'm actually going to Vegas tomorrow, and if my plane breaks down on the runway (or more appropriately makes it a third of the way before falling out of the sky) your rear end is SO haunted.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 18:43 |
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Febreeze posted:I checked the page, doesn't strike me as legit Gus, although a Jags fan pretending to be Gus Bradley and posting Gus Bradley stuff unironically is weird, even twitter parody accounts usually just tell jokes That's kind of a fascinating gimmick, I wonder if there are other similarly run coach pages? Faux-Tony-Dungee posting his favorite shades of off-white drywall, or a Jim Harbaugh account where every post is insane all caps gibberish, "ARGHBARGLEBLAGHLBA!!!!!!"
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 23:46 |
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Febreeze posted:TFF, who do you think would be the best party drinker out of every QB? Cutler's probably my guy, but that's because I don't like parties, and sitting around a dark room silently sipping cheap whiskey sounds just my speed. And nobody should party with Roethlisberger, it. . . doesn't end well.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 17:28 |
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Just get a blown up version of Febreeze's rendition of the bucket pic, easy. Hell, cosplay as the bucket pic. Sure you'll get hypothermia and possibly die, but it'll be worth it.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 04:52 |
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Febreeze posted:https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/819655285518127104 It means you're actually putting more thought and effort into whoever actually designed the new logo, so props for that.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 15:26 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one? I miss having a Vikings avatar, but I'm not sure how you'd fit Mike Zimmer executing TJ Clemmings with a .45 behind a wood shed within the size limit. Then again, the idea of Everson Griffen as a Olde English tabard style griffin, so maybe I'm just weird.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 07:32 |
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a patagonian cavy posted:grumpy eyepatch Zimmer? Zimmer as Odin is actually fairly appropriate, nice thinking.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 08:36 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:Done. Boss dude, nicely done, thanks! Now I just have to think of text. Google brought me a couple ideas: quote:But it was Odin who took this injury the hardest in that he had the best idea what great deprivation and loss the death of Teddy would cause the Aesir. quote:I am the unknown Will, Though I love Douglas Adams, and his has a certain pithy reflection of Minnesota sports fans: quote:The man was awake but not glad to be.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:42 |
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swickles posted:Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types: Is Mike Pence an Elite VP? Is Steve Bannon an Elite Nazi? also has the same rhythm to it, but I'm not sure it works as well. Edit: thanks to Bad Moon and Chilichip for the avatar text, worked too well to not use. Thaddius the Large fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Feb 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 07:24 |
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Maybe go with "Trump Killed the USFL"
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 16:35 |
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Thaddius the Large was a old D&D character of mine, a fairly incompetent obese middle aged paladin, because I'm a giant loving nerd.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 04:29 |
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swickles posted:Enjoy those 6 years. You joke, but that's when their jab is balls-level.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 23:42 |
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I'd put Philip Rivers in a headlock, because he'd probably get a kick out of it and be a blast to roughhouse with, like an overgrown 8 year old.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:55 |
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I like to think in 10 years, Febreeze will have a whole beach series of quarterbacks looking ridiculous while by the ocean. Brady getting washed off a boogieboard, Osweiler riding one of those inflatable bananas, Stafford wrestling with a marlin and losing, etc.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 22:41 |
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Looking forward to all 32 MSPainted stick figures!
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:04 |
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whypick1 posted:31 Toaster Beef people and 1 Jeff George for good measure. Finally, a pick nobody could boo! Ah, who am I kidding, Jets fans, do your thing.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 20:15 |
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Eh, I can see it not being to someone's taste, there are people who hate massively popular things like Star Wars or whatever, I don't necessarily agree but it doesn't mean they have horrid taste. My parents are pretty rad, awesome people who even caucused for Sanders, but I don't think they'd make it through 15 minutes of Chapo.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 20:14 |
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Febreeze posted:Coconut is trash That Sex Cannon poster is EVERYTHING
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 17:53 |
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Febreeze posted:https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/871143371359768577 It's the Internet, I'm just relieved your finger is the only thing pictured sticking through there.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 03:02 |
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Chilichimp posted:If Chiefs in space doesn't end with event horizon nightmare I'll be sad "With our offense, you won't need eyes!"
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 15:45 |
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Febreeze posted:Spot the hidden football funhouse reference! Is it that he posts in the nude at all times? Because that's the way I picture all of TFF
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 16:40 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I like the implication that Ehud knew something would gently caress up and was just sitting with bleach in anticipation . . . Are you not?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 04:15 |
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Chichevache posted:Steelers fan, brah. All the more reason to only drink from your own supply
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 04:39 |
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whypick1 posted:I refuse to believe that's real because that means someone on the internet actually gave proper credit to the original artist. Rovell respects Dave's brand, not Dave as an artist.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 18:53 |
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The Human Manningpede, one forehead stitched onto another
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 23:20 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:This is like when I found out there is another Mel mudkiper on twitter I had a fun time realizing the handle I used on twitter for 3 years was also the name of a brony shipper on YouTube.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 20:25 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:53 |
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Hell, I admire arena football guy's dedication to his gimmick, I can't imagine caring enough about the AFL to pull it off, even as a joke/being ironic/genuine insanity.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 06:44 |