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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Okay, using your Watch as a viewfinder for a GoPro is pretty slick.

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



GutBomb posted:

Why is the name of a feature called "complications"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complication_(horology)

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GutBomb posted:

Why is the name of a feature called "complications"?

Because that is what they are called on actual watches and Apple is being weird.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Let me list all the ways we can kill your meager battery in literally minutes

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!

GutBomb posted:

Why is the name of a feature called "complications"?

It's from the watchmaking tradition.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
This dude speaking is a buzzkill.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


Learned something new today. The average person is going to be confused though.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Got it, not a watch guy.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

I said come in! posted:

Any sources on how its really doing?

just_a_guy posted:

I like how Tim just skips the earnings and sales crap

That should tell ya all you need to know

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


this part of the stream only applies to doctors who own crapple watches

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This sounds like a groundbreaking feature for the hundreds of doctors watching this live stream.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Airstrip is really neat if everyone spends a fuckton of money to integrate everything together. So it's useless.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


ShoogaSlim posted:

Dreamsmashed already

Puberty-voice Steve Carell got the tuck memo.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


are you still alive? Let me check my watch

now i will order a defibrillation for the appendix removal

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
This is a cool app if you're a extremely specialized person.

Blaisedell
May 7, 2008

nobody cares about this!

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!

Binary Badger posted:

this part of the stream only applies to doctors who own crapple watches

What's better than a doctor? An entrepreneur doctor. Twice the arrogance. Yay (I apologise in advance to all good humble physicians through the world. Hey sis)

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh
Apple watch might be a bit big on a babby

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Not pictured: patients dying everywhere as my watch sits charging on a desk

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

This doctor app is just ridiculous. Not a single doctor in the world is going to use this poo poo on a watch.

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
You bitter nerds can't see how cool this is.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
FINALLY I CAN DIFFERENTIATE BETwEEN tHE MOM AND THE BABY'S HEART!!!!

this is terrible.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


iBabbyHeart

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got it, check to see if your fetus is alive via Apple Watch.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Jesus Christ why are they leading with all of this?

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Apparently none of you work in health care. I can already hear our doctors putting in purchase orders for Apple watches for this.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Is Apple building their own hospitals or why are we wasting so much time?

Super-specialised use cases just to prove the Watch not a toy?
Someone's not feeling confident ...

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Logikv9 posted:

Airstrip is really neat if everyone spends a fuckton of money to integrate everything together. So it's useless.

Well, most of the big healthcare companies are adopting something, not necessarily Airstrip though.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

How girl get pragnant

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


the peeping capabilities of the crapple watch have just gotten better thanks to airstrip and watchOS 2.0

"isn't that great?"

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Naerasa posted:

Jesus Christ why are they leading with all of this?

You'd prefer they closed with this?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Fetal heart rate is a good band name.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

This app is loving awesome

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

enojy posted:

How girl get pragnant

Not like anyone in this thread is going to know the answer

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!

mattfl posted:

Apparently none of you work in health care. I can already hear our doctors putting in purchase orders for Apple watches for this.

Bingo

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
gonna read some baby heartbeats on my hermes apple watch

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there a rhythm method app for the Apple Watch?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Sell me a new phone Tim. I have a bullshit 5.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

Watch Guy is pretty chill, I feel very relaxed.

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Shin-chan
Aug 1, 2008

To be a man you must have honor...
...honor and a penis!

Martytoof posted:

Not like anyone in this thread is going to know the answer

Someone write a watch app for that.

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