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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Naerasa posted:

Jesus Christ why are they leading with all of this?
Because they know you'll sit through it waiting for what you really want to see.

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
This guy has no emotion.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Sensor your baby thingy on your watch.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


look fashionable in corinthian leather as you order anesthesia for the autism patient

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Sick, I can appear even richer. Suck it plebs.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
Yay more extremely expensive watch bands.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

lol band-exclusive watch faces.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


The race is on to be the first on instagram with an AppleWatchEditionHermes.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Sue posted:

Watch Guy is pretty chill, I feel very relaxed.

He feels like he gives zero shits about what he's talking about. Jobs and Cook may sound a little forced, but at least they radiate confidence.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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mattfl posted:

Apparently none of you work in health care. I can already hear our doctors putting in purchase orders for Apple watches for this.

A new vector point for antibiotic-resistant staph infections.

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh
The watch really needs to be 1/2 as thick as it currently is.

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!
What the hell is wrong with that band, it doesn't even fit

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
Air Mez

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!
His voice is cracking. Poor guy must be scared out of his mind

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
lol if youre not preordering the pink apple watch with hermes strap to monitor your baby.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The Verge guys on the live page are having fun with this one.

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

mik posted:

The watch really needs to be 1/2 as thick as it currently is.

Agree 100% .. and the iPhone can be thicker for a larger battery .. but it will be totally reverse. :(

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
This man is just so loving excited about these bands

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
THis guy really likes keeping his hand in that pocket .. whats he doing?

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Lol, poor person gold watch.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Logikv9 posted:

This man is just so loving excited about these bands

WRIST BANDS ARE INTENSE AS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!! :mad:

japtor
Oct 28, 2005
I see no black Milanese loop :saddowns:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
This dude is not fun to listen to.

Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night
drat, I would have gone for the space black stainless steel sport band if it had been available at launch.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

"You're gonna love getting aids while wearing this watch."

MickRaider
Aug 27, 2004

Now I smell like lemonade!

mAlfunkti0n posted:

THis guy really likes keeping his hand in that pocket .. whats he doing?

fighting the nervous tremors

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

mAlfunkti0n posted:

THis guy really likes keeping his hand in that pocket .. whats he doing?

Clearly not jerking off because he's not nearly enthusiastic enough about the subject matter.

just_a_guy
Feb 18, 2010

Look into my eyes!
I like the two tone leather band

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
I do love how easy it is to change the band to a cheaper but still nice band from Amazon.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Why don't they have a Watch app to advance their slideshow?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


here it comes the maxi pad

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Wow, that is a lot of new colors.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Or maybe that's the smart person gold watch?

I mean assuming you're stupid enough to buy the watch in the first place.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

I said come in! posted:

"You're gonna love getting aids while wearing this watch."

Yeah I also found the phrasing on that a little unfortunate. Generally putting 'AIDS' and 'You'll love it' that close together is a poor rhetorical move.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Here it comes.

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
Dude ran the gently caress away

-Dethstryk-
Oct 20, 2000

mattfl posted:

Apparently none of you work in health care. I can already hear our doctors putting in purchase orders for Apple watches for this.

I can already hear the doctors I work with not be able to use any technology because they are dumb as hell

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Binary Badger posted:

here it comes the maxi pad

Geez, how far behind is my stream???

mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib
YES IPAD! YESSSSS

come on tim we already know what the ipad is

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
IT'S HAPPENING

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