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If it wasn't 1:00PM I would do an Apple Event drinking game.
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They won't skip it for the iPhone, though. Because those results are impressive, unlike the Watch.
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Sep 9, 2015 18:06
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Let me list all the ways we can kill your meager battery in literally minutes
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Sep 9, 2015 18:08
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Airstrip is really neat if everyone spends a fuckton of money to integrate everything together. So it's useless.
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Sep 9, 2015 18:09
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Not pictured: patients dying everywhere as my watch sits charging on a desk
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Sep 9, 2015 18:11
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This man is just so loving excited about these bands
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Sep 9, 2015 18:15
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IT'S HAPPENING
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Sep 9, 2015 18:18
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Apple now introduces: New Creepy CGI Fingers
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Sep 9, 2015 18:19
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the yoogest screen, the yoogest power
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Sep 9, 2015 18:21
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You're really selling me on an iPad, Phil. But everything you're saying can be applied to an iPad air.
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Sep 9, 2015 18:21
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Snuffman posted:Typing directly on a desk with this thing seems uncomfortable. But wait, we put a keyboard in a flipcase.
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Sep 9, 2015 18:23
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I just realized if they give it a keyboard case or something it's just going to cannabalize the Macbook. 
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Sep 9, 2015 18:25
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"Technology has improved over time" - Apple Event, 2015
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Sep 9, 2015 18:28
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UNLIKE ANY KEYBOARD YOU'VE EVER USED BEFORE
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Sep 9, 2015 18:29
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Apple Pencil are you loving me
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Sep 9, 2015 18:31
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Apple's Naming division had a stroke
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Sep 9, 2015 18:34
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Oh. I didn't expect the Microsoft guy.
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Sep 9, 2015 18:35
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Cawd Rud posted:Pencil looks... really long. Optimal Apple Length for efficient Pro Creation.
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Sep 9, 2015 18:37
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Now you can create mind-numbing powerpoints on your new iPad device!
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Sep 9, 2015 18:38
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This event is 70% focused for the real moneymakers for Apple: Doctors
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Sep 9, 2015 18:43
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This anatomy stuff will be great for my medical classes though poo poo
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Sep 9, 2015 18:44
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Can't loving wait for my $100 pencil that i will lose immediately
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Sep 9, 2015 18:48
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MickRaider posted:what movie is that? interstellar? The Martian
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Sep 9, 2015 18:52
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LOL the announcement of the ipad mini 4 is literally tacked on at the end
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Sep 9, 2015 18:53
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Apple TV for you nerds
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Sep 9, 2015 18:54
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The future of TV is porn
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Sep 9, 2015 18:55
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can't wait to switch between apps instead of just switching between channels
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Sep 9, 2015 18:56
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apple presents: the Wii
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Sep 9, 2015 18:58
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we finally cracked tv, and the answer is screensavers
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Sep 9, 2015 19:01
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i can't wait to ignore what i'm watching to do something else
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Sep 9, 2015 19:06
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didn't rehearse this presentation enough eddy
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Sep 9, 2015 19:08
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hitting balls is my favorite pasttime
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Sep 9, 2015 19:14
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Apple customers love guilt
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Sep 9, 2015 19:16
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get this underwhelming poo poo out of the way and give us the phones you slut
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Sep 9, 2015 19:24
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Touch Siri 
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Sep 9, 2015 19:24
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The phone sales boasting begins
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Sep 9, 2015 19:26
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Colors!
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Sep 9, 2015 19:27
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buzzword buzzword STRONG GLASS
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Sep 9, 2015 19:30
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jony only exists now as a disembodied voice and a hand in apple videos
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Sep 9, 2015 19:30
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what was wrong with the force touch name
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Sep 9, 2015 19:31
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