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Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

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It begins with Timmy C

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Apr 10, 2003

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A story has already leaked out that an official launch channel exclusive to apple is a fashion channel.

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Apr 10, 2003

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just_a_guy posted:

I like how Tim just skips the earnings and sales crap

Thank loving god.

However, there will always still be a bathroom break portion of the keynote.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

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Okay, using your Watch as a viewfinder for a GoPro is pretty slick.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Here it comes.

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Apr 10, 2003

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iPad Pro is real!

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Apr 10, 2003

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That actually looks quite large.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Tell me about the first-party accessories!

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Apr 10, 2003

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That's a lot of pixels to push.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

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Mmmmm....buttery.

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Apr 10, 2003

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"We quadrupled the audio capabilities."

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Apr 10, 2003

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There we go: smart keyboard

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Apr 10, 2003

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Watch the keyboard cost $200.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Jobs' spirit has finally passed from this realm. We have a stylus.

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Apr 10, 2003

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From the Verge:

CASEY NEWTON10:31:29 AM PDT
Looking forward to the second-generation stylus, No. 2 Pencil.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

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OldSenileGuy posted:

Just show us the loving phone AppleTV you dickholes

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Apr 10, 2003

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Where does the stylus go for storage? I need to know where I can shove this thing.

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Apr 10, 2003

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YESSSSS

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Apr 10, 2003

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I want to see someone take an 8MP picture with this behemoth.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

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At least it starts at 32gb

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Apr 10, 2003

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The iPad Pro with a 12.9" screen and the keyboard cover costs as much as a base Macbook Air.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

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I already want this universal voice search.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Good for the Hipster Whale guys.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Weird. Not complete-motion controlled Wii Sports

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Apr 10, 2003

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Nice. You can use the iPhone or iPod as another controller.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Just tell me if any of this comes to the current Apple TVs.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Holy poo poo that MLB stuff looks amazing.

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Apr 10, 2003

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150 and 200 for the different sizes. Nice.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Late-October buy. Definitely.

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Apr 10, 2003

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3D touch: taking porn to where you always wanted it to go.

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Apr 10, 2003

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El Capitan dropping 9/30.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Doing poo poo with apps without having to open apps sounds really useful.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Dexo posted:

Still why the gently caress would you not put the A9 chip into the Apple TV

Because the A8 is now cheap?

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Apr 10, 2003

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Siri is sassypants.

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Apr 10, 2003

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New camera!

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Apr 10, 2003

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12MP confirmed.

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Apr 10, 2003

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animated photos with sound. Weird.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Guh. 16GB still around.

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Apr 10, 2003

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Oooooo, one more thing-ish. iPhone Upgrade Program.

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Apr 10, 2003

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mik posted:

It's definitely time to upgrade my 16gig iPhone 4, unless they really juiced it under the hood, I might just stick with a 6. The prices have probably gone up in Canada anyway.

The iPhones have hit such a maturity that you can afford to go three years between upgrading now.

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