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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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this part of the stream only applies to doctors who own crapple watches

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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are you still alive? Let me check my watch

now i will order a defibrillation for the appendix removal

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the peeping capabilities of the crapple watch have just gotten better thanks to airstrip and watchOS 2.0

"isn't that great?"

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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look fashionable in corinthian leather as you order anesthesia for the autism patient

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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here it comes the maxi pad

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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all these jupiter shots and still only a 5 mp camera

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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cmon phil get shot out of a cannon for once

can't innovate my rear end

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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a larger display makes it harder to play xcom for eight hours straight

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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next up Windows emulation what the hell else ya do with a huge display

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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ima gonna need to requisition a dozen apple pencils, an apple stapler, and an apple hole puncher

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the end times are coming; mikkrosoft headlines an apple demo

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Introducing a high up guy from Microsoft, the company we now cross patent everything with now!

fixed

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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with special attachments, the apple pencil becomes a marital aid

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the iPad pro better have 4 GB of RAM if it's going to be running RAM hungry Adopey apps

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Consummate Professional posted:

I can't believe Adobe is on an apple stage

look who's never streamed an apple event before

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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you'll have to quit out of every other app to run that adopey app

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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sounds like mike fassbenders sister trying to surpress her gaelic accent for dumb us audiences

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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oh wow a really expensive version of Theme Hospital

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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watch as i simulate a laceration to the testicles with the apple pencil while surpressing my accent

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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oh finally an 8 mp camera

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the iPad pro has an image of jupiter burned into its firmware

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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if only apple could put a 3D chip in one of its laptops the same as the iPads so they could play games bettar

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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5 different iPad prices gee i don't know which one to get

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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apple proudly announces the brazzers app

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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siri i need fetish movies starring that taylor swift lookalike STAT

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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we stuffed the new apple tv with so much stuff all we had room for was an S-video out, thanks everybody!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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WHAT NO CRUNCHYROLL no way no sale

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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i can get behind battle crossy road

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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need counter strike aptv stat

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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hey lady put yer bra on

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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mark is whipped poor guy

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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i want an app that automatically creates GIFs of the worst MLPBA plays of the day

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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wow 75% versus -4%

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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better be A9 based

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Everything was so different before it changed - Yogi Berra

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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what happened to force touch

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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lucasfilms trademarked the word 'force'

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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craig craig craig

hair #11732 is out of place get cracking with that comb

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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guys probably playing in invincible mode

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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oh god Migration Assistant for phones

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