Apple Event - September 9th - Pre-, Live- and Post-Discussion Thread

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Snuffman posted:

Lol, poor person gold watch.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:18

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 16:53

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Lol that thing is thick

and those hand graphics were like early 90s Pixar level wth

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:20

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Can't wait for this dumb thing to start at 16GB and $999

yup

The all new iPad Air 2 Plus

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:22

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BGrifter posted:

So much for the 12" MacBook.

This doesn't run OS X

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

If this thing dkesnt have 4GB I'm going to laugh .

Yup. 2gb and 16gb base model.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:25

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1.57 pounds. Heavier than first iPad.

:lol:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:27

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a helpful bear posted:

it had better come with a kickstand or some poo poo

iPad Surface Pro Plus

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:29

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MickRaider posted:

no the surface pro uses a wacom stylus and can run photoshop. Can't believe they just made a bigger ipad

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:31

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Does the Pencil work on other iPads? It loving better.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:32

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Welp, nope. New display to capture pencil movements.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:32

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Steve is loving climbing out of his grave now. He will rip the spine out of everyone involved in this event for allowing Microsoft on that stage.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:37

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Atheist Sunglasses posted:

AINT NOBODY DOING LAYOUTS ON AN IPAD. EVER. SORRY.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:44

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quote:

LAUREN GOODE10:41:20 AM PDT
Snowden just used Adobe Fix to turn that model's RBF into a smile. Of course.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:45

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No ram details announced or listed in specs :lol:

2gb confirmed

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:48

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Jon Ivy said "with it's remarkable SCAYUL..." :lol:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:50

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new iPad mini 4

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:53

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Should I buy the new iPad mini 4 or an Air 2?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:53

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If Apple doesn't have a cord cutting solution this is DOA. gently caress requiring cable login.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 18:56

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This guy obviously knows tv, just look at his bod

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:00

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YEAH GIANTS GONNA WIN ANOTHER SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:07

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Crossy Road is the best thing about this event. :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:14

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MickRaider posted:

women shop like... all the time

women be shoppin'

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:20

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BGrifter posted:

Puberty is rough.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:22

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Shachi posted:

I can't understand why this is such a big deal for apple.

It's free $$$

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:23

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That was the dumbest video Apple has ever made

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:28

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"The only thing that's changed is everything."

reminds me of

"The only thing bigger than iPhone is iPhone"

:lol:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:30

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HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT THAN JUST HOLDING YOUR FINGER ON THE SCREEN?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:33

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quote:

NILAY PATEL11:34:25 AM PDT
Between 3D touch on the iPhone and the keyboard and pen for the iPad, it's kind of amazing how much more like traditional computers these products are becoming.

Will peeks let you read a text without sending a read receipt? :lol:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:36

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Quest For Glory II posted:

This could all be done with regular touch gestures why didnt they just do that

The Devil Tesla posted:

Craig slipped up and called it force touch ilu Craig

Paul Allen posted:

Why are you even here

He's right. All of this can be done with regular touches. It's a fluff feature, not "revolutionary"

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:38

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The new maps capabilities are cool (and that has nothing to do with Force Three Dee)

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:40

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The Instagram things are all done way faster and better the traditional way hahaha

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:41

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This whole event summed up in one word:

MEDIOCRE!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:48

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Yeah what the gently caress Apple. You gave us exactly what all the rumor sites said we would get and we were excited about. This is bullshit.

$99 Stylus

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:51

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Craptacular! posted:

So next time you're flying over the river delta

Or you're taking your chopper home from your Manhattan office, as is common among New Yorkers

Man the quality of the pictures you'll take.

Don't forget the African Macaw sitting in a photo studio with huge soft boxes lighting him perfectly.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:53

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Apple just invented .gifs with audio
:lol:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 19:54

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quote:

CASEY NEWTON11:55:22 AM PDT
Everyone I know who ever ran out of room on their phone ran out because they took a lot of photos.

NILAY PATEL11:55:13 AM PDT
That's a pretty cool idea, but again � are they really going to ship this thing with 16GB of storage AND make all your now-12MP photos even bigger?

CASEY NEWTON11:55:08 AM PDT
How much space does one photo take up now? Schiller says they're space efficient, but like ... there are limits to time and space here.