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Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

a butterfly with a lovely attitude

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:01

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:48

fuck. marry. t-rex

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Cucumbers that shoot ranch dressing when you rub them

And-ddddd... That's a yeast infection.

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:02

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

transgender ladybugs

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:02

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Qwerinty posted:

fleas that massage you, bedbugs that inject a toxin into your blood stream that, when it reaches your brain, sets off a chemical reaction causing you to hear lullabies and fall asleep

Mosquitos that inject heroin instead of that numbing itching chemical before they feed

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:02

cuntman.net

a dog that flies back like a boomerang when you throw it

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:03

cuntman.net

a dog that catches itself

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:03

joke_explainer

course we'd have to beef them up a bit too so they could handle intravenous injections... maybe like 6 times as big with exoskeletal armor plating and pressure reinforced, scalpel hard proboscis

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:05

Lil Cunty

kombucha cultures that combine to spell out "beware, you're drinking a funky old crotch" in the bottom of the bottle

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:05

joke_explainer

dogs that will go fetch wine

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:05

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

TWIST FIST posted:

a dog that catches itself

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:06

joke_explainer

dogs with heightened abilities of smell to finally allow drug-sniffing dogs to tell the difference between bacon and beggin' strips

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:07

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

a venus flytrap that can beatbox and freestyle rap

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:10

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

fractal dogs with eyes growing out of them

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:10

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

bacteria that infect the local water supply and turn it into kool-aid

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:12

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

a bean that zips around your plate and giggles when you try to stab it with your fork

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:16

Lil Cunty

bacteria that are frog sized and I can keep one in a terrarium

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:16

bacalou

gila monsters that spit tequila into my mouth like a fountain also the tequila tastes like green tea and agave

gila tequila

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:17

cuntman.net

a pine tree that incinerates itself after december 25th

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:21

bacalou

a plant like audrey two except sexy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:23

Lil Cunty

me: oh this, just a common streptococcus ratti. i keep it in here because it can coexist peacefully with my African water frogs. I'm saving up for a protozoa, they're way more interesting but I need a bigger tank and a filter first

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:23

bacalou

sexier

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:23

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

weed plant that smokes itself and gets high

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:26

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

cave lichen that tastes like shnozberries when you lick it off the wall

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:29

City of Glompton

milk that turns into delicious cheese on its own instead of going sour

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:30

City of Glompton

grapes that turn into wine instead of moldy raisins when left in the crisper too long

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:31

Lil Cunty

a turkey with 6 wishbones, so everybody can make a wish

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:31

platonicbackrub

A Turkey With Seven Wish Bones ™

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:32

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

cereal that cries milk when you yell at it

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:33

Lil Cunty

a turkey with one wishbone but it has 12 handles instead of 2

a strange, roundish jungle gym of a creature in life, but a triumph in holiday equality after death

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:34

cuntman.net

a rose thats exactly the same but different somehow so you can call it something else

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:36

Lil Cunty

mice made out of red and green glitter so you can use owl pellets as Christmas ornaments

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:38

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

honey from weed plants

eat honey, get high as hell

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:38

City of Glompton

choppin veggies, like an onion with a garlic layer or a carrot/celery/onion triad

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:40

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

meat as cheap as chicken but with all the flavor of a steak

# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:41

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

bread with extra gluten that you can smugly eat in front of your annoying friend Connor

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:42

Ayatollah Hermione: by Cyrano4747

corn that always grows in the shape of the Virgin Mary so you can bilk dumbass abuelas

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:45

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

City of Glompton posted:

choppin veggies, like an onion with a garlic layer or a carrot/celery/onion triad

chopin veggies, when you slice into them you hear beautiful music. they make a special machine to slowly chop vegetables while you cook other food, for background music

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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:45