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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

I ate food from an army cook for my entire first deployment.

I wonder how long you have to go to AIT to boil water, drop a bag of food in it, then sleep for 18 hours

0:00 - 0:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFvAaO9j8M

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I believe if we vote to reinstate the draft, that watching this movie for 24 hours straight ought to earn you a waiver.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Zeris posted:

I believe if we vote to reinstate the draft, that watching this movie for 24 hours straight ought to earn you a waiver.

So twice?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


This is the best thing.

Zeris posted:

I ate food from an army cook for my entire first deployment.

I wonder how long you have to go to AIT to boil water, drop a bag of food in it, then sleep for 18 hours
In the Air Force they're also responsible for mortuary operations and a bunch of other poo poo, but apparently it's only 31 training days which probably figures out to a bit more than a month. The old full time services guy pretty much spent every day that wasn't drill boozing in his office. He got a talking to when he was helping out at some kids summer camp sort of thing and offered alcohol to some of the teenage counselors.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Re: Vet IDs

Also check if your state offers vet designation on your driver's license. I'm a PA resident and have it on mine

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

shyduck posted:

Re: Vet IDs

Also check if your state offers vet designation on your driver's license. I'm a PA resident and have it on mine

In Maryland it's listed as a restriction.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

shyduck posted:

Re: Vet IDs

Also check if your state offers vet designation on your driver's license. I'm a PA resident and have it on mine

bring your dd214 for north carolina

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Does any state NOT do that? I suspect most do.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Godholio posted:

Does any state NOT do that? I suspect most do.

The vet license plate is what gets you out of tickets

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Zeris posted:

The vet license plate is what gets you out of tickets

Unless you're by a military installation. the Cops there are blatantly sick of soldiers burning out in their v6 camaro's and beating their dependapotomous wives, getting drunk and fighting other soldiers/frat boys/guy who wears a tapout shirt/grandma.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

MurderBot posted:

Unless you're by a military installation. the Cops there are blatantly sick of soldiers burning out in their v6 camaro's and beating their dependapotomous wives, getting drunk and fighting other soldiers/frat boys/guy who wears a tapout shirt/grandma.

Anyone who is out and lives near a military base deserves whatever they get

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Some of us went to college where there was a military base nearby :mad:

I only got pulled over once though and got away without a ticket because I worked EMS and worked with the dude on the reg. :smug:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I never get tickets because when I get pulled over, I suck their dicks and spit shine their badge with it

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You guys know radar detectors are legal in 49 states, right?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Booblord Zagats posted:

I never get tickets because when I get pulled over, I suck their dicks and spit shine their badge with it

Don't leave Chrome open at work, guys

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Godholio posted:

You guys know radar detectors are legal in 49 states, right?

I've been meaning to try waze out. Tells you about redlight cameras, potholes, speed traps or radar ahead (if someone reports it of course, so maybe in an urban setting)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I've been meaning to try waze out. Tells you about redlight cameras, potholes, speed traps or radar ahead (if someone reports it of course, so maybe in an urban setting)

I use it because unlike Google Maps, it doesn't throw random rear end routes to get you to gauge traffic congestion for them. I see poo poo marked whenever I'm on the highway, too. All in all it's a pretty good app

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Waze owns bones and I totally recommend it. My buddy showed it to me on our ETS road trip last year, and I've been using it non-stop ever since.

All of its data is crowdsourced, so you can expect reasonably accurate information about road conditions so long as you're anywhere near a sizeable population center or well-traveled road. Think Blue Force Tracker, but for your personal vehicle.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Sep 16, 2015

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
the only bad thing about waze is the CONSTANT alerts about stopped cars

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Naked Bear posted:

Think Blue Force Tracker, but for your personal vehicle.

This is not a selling point

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Zeris posted:

This is not a selling point

Like a GOOD and FUNCTIONAL version, though

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ded posted:

the only bad thing about waze is the CONSTANT alerts about stopped cars
You can customize all of that stuff in the settings. I love Waze but it can get cluttered.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Like a GOOD and FUNCTIONAL version, though
Yeah, I should have specified.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
whip's fave shirt

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Godholio posted:

You guys know radar detectors are legal in 49 states, right?
I bought one after my one and only speeding ticket, drove around with it for a while, but didn't keep up with it. That was five years ago. I figure if I keep it 73 or under I won't get pulled over, it's worked so far.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Godholio posted:

You guys know radar detectors are legal in 49 states, right?

Add that to the long list of reasons why Virginia sucks.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

psydude posted:

Add that to the long list of reasons why Virginia sucks.

Oh and the municipality AND state tax your car yearly. That is in addition to the yearly state inspection and registration.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003

It took me a long time to get this joke, but now I feel cool

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
It's like someone found a warehouse filled with unsold post-9/11 shirts, saw Facebook veterans groups then dollar signs.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Does this go here


https://viralstyle.com/vinh-nguyen/american-military-shirt#pid=2&cid=1341146&sid=front

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Literally a tl;dr t-shirt.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

That shirt screams "Fat redneck who did 2 years in the guard and got kicked out for not showing up to drill after he got his sister knocked up"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity. posted:

whip's fave shirt



necroing this thread but holy poo poo sheepdog poo poo is the fuckin worst

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

So sheepdogs protect the flock, huh? You know what else sheepdogs do? Stand by and do loving nothing while the shepard grabs a sheep with his velcro gloves, sticks the hind legs in his wellies so it can't kick back at him, and gets it up to the edge of a cliff so it has to push back.

WHERE WERE YOU THEN, SHEEPDOGS?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Something something Kurds...

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

You gotta keep one eye looking over you shoulder
And it's gonna get harder and harder and harder as you get older

And in the end you'll pack up
And fly down south
And bury your head in the sand

Just another sad old man
All alone, dying of cancer


Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead by the phone

Who was dragged down by the stone
Who was dragged down by the stone.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
this is a pretty tough shirt

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Someone's got a titty hard on :buddy:

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015

Slim Pickens posted:

scrolled through some lovely veterans facebook page, but only found one that kinda works.



Here's a whole bunch more dumb poo poo from them, though

http://ninelineapparel.com/veteran-inspired/

My step-brother has this shirt.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
goddamnit that man did not serve so you can exercise your first amendment rights

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