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*sandman sprinkling dust on me* Me: woah wtf *coughs* i was already asleep. Sandman: oops, sorry there you sleep with your eyes open it's really weird. I'll show myself out. *stumbles into nightstand, knocks over lamp* Me: God dammit! Sandman: Sorry, sorry. |
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Sep 9, 2015 16:09
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I sent an e-mail to metallica asking them this question. I'll update if/when I hear back
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Me: Why does my cat go crazy every time you visit? Sandman: It must be the sand! Maybe she thinks it's like a... uh.. litterbox? Me: C'mon, Sandman. We both know cats never get that exited about litter boxes. What do you mix with your sand? Sandman: That ruins the mystery of it all! Why does it matter to you? Me: Because I'm literally losing sleep trying to figure it out. Sandman: lol tru. alright the other thing I mix is valerian root tea. it knocks people out ezpz, and for cats it's like the disco poo poo of catnip. the smell of it is p strong and fills a room faster than dank bud, so if your cat smells that ish she'll start freaking out. make sure you store it in a mason jar or something. |
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Sep 9, 2015 16:29
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Meanwhile, in the basement of Pfizer Pharmaceutical... The basement was dark, the only light in a corner of the room is emanating from a 100 watt incandescent bulb- if this doesn't scream "evil bastards" than I just don't even know! In this day and age, when you have CFLs or even better, LED lamps- and these half-wit poo poo-for-brains Big Pharma jack offs are using INCANDESCENT? In a chair sat a figure, swaddled in clothes from head to toe, a pair of goggles poked out of the area where a face would be. A metallic mouthpiece jutted out as well, with a pair of metal ports on either side of the mouthpiece. Finally, four metal horn-like protrusions jutted out of the top of the figure's head. "Tell us how you make the sand!" yelled a tall man with a powerful athletic build. He was dressed in a blue short-sleeve shirt with white casual slacks and a blue cloth belt that matched the shirt. he wore slip-on deck shoes, and was threatening to hit the figure seated and bound in the chair in front of him. Tusken raiders were hard to break, but the Senior Vice President of Innovation for Pfizer had plenty of time. He would find out the secret to the Sandman's power, there was a promotion involved, after all... 
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Sep 9, 2015 16:40
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Macnult posted:Me: Why does my cat go crazy every time you visit? Splatmaster posted:Meanwhile, in the basement of Pfizer Pharmaceutical... |
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Sep 9, 2015 17:45
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tao of lmao posted:*sandman sprinkling dust on me* ---------------- |
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Sep 9, 2015 18:19
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probably sand
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Sep 9, 2015 23:19
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Fentanyl. |
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Sep 9, 2015 23:25
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Sep 10, 2015 00:17
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glass that has been put on the anti-griddle
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Sep 10, 2015 00:20
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pixie sticks mixed with nyquil and dried out again. just like xmas eve growing up..
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Sep 10, 2015 00:21
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those were all jokes, it's actually made out of stardust and a whisper go to sleep everything is alriiiiiight ---------------- |
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Sep 10, 2015 00:22
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smoobles posted:it's actually tiny, eroded rocks the weight of a million boulders make our eyelids heavy
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Sep 10, 2015 00:27
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*bubbling laughter letting loose from lips*, plain, ordinary, every day cough syrup
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Sep 10, 2015 00:34
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if you count sheep, they make you go to sleep. so maybe the sand is stenciled with numbered sheep?
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Sep 10, 2015 00:55
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Sep 10, 2015 00:59
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joke_explainer posted:Fentanyl. |
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Sep 10, 2015 01:30
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the trap is set. now we wait for the gbs poster to take the bait... |
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Sep 10, 2015 02:30
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:the trap is set. now we wait for the gbs poster to take the bait... *rushes into the thread and makes a rape joke*
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Sep 10, 2015 03:04
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Sand fleas |
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Sep 10, 2015 03:18
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Sep 10, 2015 03:22
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Oh mr sandman (YES) bring me a dream |
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Sep 10, 2015 03:24
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I'm Gay? |
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Sep 10, 2015 03:25
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A treat |
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Sep 10, 2015 03:31
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probably something really gross ha ha, right???
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Al Borland posted:i don't know, stuff, i guess hey al, haven't seen you around in a while, how you been? terrible post by the way... why would gross things be in a sleeping agent? sleeping is gentle, you drift softly to sleep of sweet, wonderful nightmares of fractal images entrapping you forever Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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Sep 10, 2015 05:35
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until people stop, people who post about bodily excretions, rape, cuck, whatever will be probed. i don't know what's gotten into you tonight byob, but stop it. i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed. that sort of post belongs in gbs, or yospos
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Qwerinty posted:until people stop, people who post about bodily excretions, rape, cuck, whatever will be probed. i don't know what's gotten into you tonight byob, but stop it. i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed. that sort of post belongs in gbs, or yospos This is what's in Mr. Sandman's sand. Not the stupid topics but the distilled essence of begrudging disappointment. |
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Sep 10, 2015 13:23
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Mr. Sandman steps through the shadows into a room of a person tossing and turning, unable to sleep. He looks around the room at the clean clothes heaped on the floor interspersed with dirty clothes, the computer desk walled off by empty beer cans that seemingly act as a parapet to protect the monitor emitting the cold blue glow of an eve online spreadsheet, the x-files poster on the wall. Sighing, Mr. Sandman reaches into his bag for a handful of sand and silently thinks to himself "Maybe if these people got their lives together I wouldn't need to do this every night." |
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Sep 10, 2015 13:34
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Spanish Manlove posted:Mr. Sandman steps through the shadows into a room of a person tossing and turning, unable to sleep. He looks around the room at the clean clothes heaped on the floor interspersed with dirty clothes, the computer desk walled off by empty beer cans that seemingly act as a parapet to protect the monitor emitting the cold blue glow of an eve online spreadsheet, the x-files poster on the wall. Sighing, Mr. Sandman reaches into his bag for a handful of sand and silently thinks to himself "Maybe if these people got their lives together I wouldn't need to do this every night." ---------------- |
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Sep 10, 2015 14:50
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the sand was socialism so everyone would sleep equally well |
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Sep 10, 2015 15:45
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ulvir posted:the sand was socialism so everyone would sleep equally well Somewhere Nigel Farage, wearing old timey pajamas with a buttflap and a floppy sleeping hat, pops an ambien and curses the name of the sandman. Only the rich should be able to sleep
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Sep 10, 2015 15:53
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Spanish Manlove posted:This is what's in Mr. Sandman's sand. Not the stupid topics but the distilled essence of begrudging disappointment. lol one hit of this dust and all you'll want to do is sleep |
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Sep 10, 2015 16:24
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Haven't you heard the saying "penny for your dreams" ? |
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Sep 10, 2015 18:53
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Rocks, pennies, nuts and bolts. Doesn't really matter if you just swing hard. |
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Sep 10, 2015 18:56
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maybe it is cornbread?
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Sep 10, 2015 19:04
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Vynar posted:maybe it is cornbread? Then CAT BRUSH would never sleep. |
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Sep 10, 2015 19:57
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joke_explainer posted:Fentanyl.  this explains why I get so drat itchy as soon as I start trying to sleep, it all makes sense, drat you Sandman! switch to something better like that new sleep drug with the cat commercial!
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Bernie Sanders
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