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Macnult

Me: Why does my cat go crazy every time you visit?

Sandman: It must be the sand! Maybe she thinks it's like a... uh.. litterbox?

Me: C'mon, Sandman. We both know cats never get that exited about litter boxes. What do you mix with your sand?

Sandman: That ruins the mystery of it all! Why does it matter to you?

Me: Because I'm literally losing sleep trying to figure it out.

Sandman: lol tru. alright the other thing I mix is valerian root tea. it knocks people out ezpz, and for cats it's like the disco poo poo of catnip. the smell of it is p strong and fills a room faster than dank bud, so if your cat smells that ish she'll start freaking out. make sure you store it in a mason jar or something.

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