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Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

EL BROMANCE posted:

Well, this is weird.

http://jezebel.com/comedian-steve-rannazzisi-admits-he-lied-about-being-in-1731008743

Steve Rannazzisi apparently has a story about him being in WTC on 9/11, which was a lie that spiralled out of control that he couldn't back out of. I've not heard him mention this as I don't really follow his career, but ouch. He must've known this would happen at some point because the lies are just so easily proven false.

It's weird how people have this compulsion to put themselves at the scene of something 'big', this isn't the first time that someone has lied about this.

The strange thing is that he's the one who brings it up in the Maron podcast, and then goes on to tell a detailed story about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cNJG56A3lg

(Skip to around 24:30)

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Maybe he won't be on buffalo wild wings or whatever that commercial he is doing any more.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
There's always Paul Blart Mall Cop 3

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Holyshoot posted:

There's always Paul Blart Mall Cop 3

Paul Blart, Eternal Mall Cop.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
This is the Brian Williams type scandal that will result in this show never having another season

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Midnightghoul posted:

This is the Brian Williams type scandal that will result in this show never having another season

But this show is in the final season. :confused:

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Midnightghoul posted:

This is the Brian Williams type scandal that will result in this show never having another season

:ironicat:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

It's a long con and this is Kevin's punishment for having the Sacko at the end of this season

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Who is going to win this year?

It's gotta be Kevin or Pete, right?

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Who is going to win this year?

It's gotta be Kevin or Pete, right?

Kevin probably. Pete to piss off goons.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

I've watched this show since it first aired and I didn't know who Steve Rannazzisi was until I clicked the article and his picture loaded. His career wasn't going anywhere before this so it's no big loss.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

TMMadman posted:

But this show is in the final season. :confused:



What are jokes

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This is the comedy forum of SomethingAwful.com. We don't do jokes here.

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
I forgive you, brian.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Everyone knows vinegar strokes can't melt steel beams.




And Tower 7 was brought down by a controlled shivablast.

adrenaline_junket
May 29, 2005
gotta get a rush!

Brock Samson posted:

And Tower 7 was brought down by a controlled shivablast.

Taco knows the true story behind 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDpO25pcJQ8

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Russell is back

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Knowing Wisconsin, not only is Cheese A Poolza real, but the best attented event outside of Pack games

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
HAHAHAHA Ruxin can't see his peen

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Thats one of the guys from the asylum from "When Rafi met Randy?

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Oh gently caress the watermelon

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Poor Chuck, gum cancer

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Fidelio incoming

Wow I was wrong

crazycarl fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Sep 17, 2015

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Andre :allears:

Pete eating poo poo is working out even better than I expected

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

Somebody kill someone, I WANT TO SEE A GHOST!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I love Rafi

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
See you never Sofia!

Thumbtacks
Apr 3, 2013
I have no loving idea what the last quarter of that episode was but it ruled.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Thumbtacks posted:

I have no loving idea what the last quarter of that episode was but it ruled.

It'd be great if they did a cold open the next episode and it turns out Andre got hit in the head by one of the asians and the whole kung fu sequence was a dream.

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

The Duke posted:

Somebody kill someone, I WANT TO SEE A GHOST!

Instantly in the pantheon of greatest Rafi lines.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Golbez posted:

Instantly in the pantheon of greatest Rafi lines.

So are we going to ukikooki all over this guy's face or what?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

nexous posted:

ukikooki

This misspelling is even funnier than the episode.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Waltzing Along posted:

This misspelling is even funnier than the episode.

That's what he says! I know it's bukake but listen to him. I thought it was it was the gag that he had no idea of its phonetics.

Toilet Terror
Aug 5, 2006
Swirlie
It's Ookie Cookie, man. Google it, safe search off

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
I was way off!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Toilet Terror posted:

It's Ookie Cookie, man. Google it, safe search off

shameful

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Toilet Terror posted:

It's Ookie Cookie, man. Google it, safe search off

Thanks to the internet, I'm sure that ookie cookie was a thing that was an urban legend that has become a very real, and very terrifying, thing.

adrenaline_junket
May 29, 2005
gotta get a rush!
I thought he'd said dookie cookie which would be even more disturbing!

But the ookie cookie isn't so strange. In Australia, we call it soggie sayo, and I'm pretty certain that the band Limp Bizkit was named after the American version of limp biscuit.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

EL BROMANCE posted:

Thanks to the internet, I'm sure that ookie cookie was a thing that was an urban legend that has become a very real, and very terrifying, thing.

The "game" has been around far longer than the internet. Also known as soggy biscuit. I know that I made jokes about it way back in the late 80s/early 90s.

Thankfully, I don't have direct knowledge, but I have to assume it was real well before the internet because people are disgusting.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Golbez posted:

Instantly in the pantheon of greatest Rafi lines.

I'm more a fan of "PUT YOUR DICK IN HIS MOUTH, SHAME HIM"

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