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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Football Articles Thread: Post Your Long-Winded Puff Pieces Here
 
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Jun 11, 2001

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Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Paddyb posted:

Here, have some science you animals. Nigeria did nothing wrong (maybe).

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/dear-fifa-there-is-no-scientific-test-to-prevent-age-fraud/?WT.mc_id=SA_TW_POLE_NEWS

This seems a bit silly as the age limit for youth football is just a proxy for physical development anyway. Rename it the FIFA Under-Stage 6 Wrist Bone Development Cup and you've solved the problem.

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Bogan Krkic posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/29/steven-caulker-mental-illness-addictions-gambling-drinking-qpr

I always thought Steven Caulker was a lot older for some reason

I like how the URL implies QPR is part of a list of problems including mental illness, gambling, and drinking.

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