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greatn posted:He's the dead baby. And perfect in every way. I guess that maes McCain the Organ Mechanic then gently caress now I really wanna see this spoof. Though I think Bernie and Hillary should be Max and Furiosa. O'Malley can be Nux
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Huckabee can play the guitar, so he's Doof.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:25 |
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Joementum posted:
I didn't think I could hate this fucker more, but that is some shameful rear end plucking technique.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:28 |
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The candidates will be debating in front of a replica of Air Force One. Thank you America, you truly are the best
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:29 |
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rear end cobra posted:The candidates will be debating in front of a replica of Air Force One. iirc they did this in 2012 as well
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:31 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:iirc they did this in 2012 as well Probably stored the thing in Wolf's garage
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:34 |
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Thump! posted:I guess that maes McCain the Organ Mechanic then Nux too good for O'Malley.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:35 |
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It's part of the Reagan Library's lobby. Also, there were 4,500 voters in the audience for the last debate. Tonight's audience will only be a few hundred GOP officials and party insiders.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:35 |
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Trump is gonna get lynched.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:38 |
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Joementum posted:Also, there were 4,500 voters in the audience for the last debate. Tonight's audience will only be a few hundred GOP officials and party insiders. cant let the unwashed masses in, theyll applaud too loud for trump
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:38 |
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Joementum posted:It's part of the Reagan Library's lobby. Sheng-ji Yang posted:cant let the unwashed masses in, theyll applaud too loud for trump exactly. that's actually kind of embarrassingly bush-league. e: Bush-league
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:39 |
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Joementum posted:It's part of the Reagan Library's lobby. Many of these officials and party insiders will be sitting stony faced in response to the lunacy on display. La creme de la creme, watching their party's ongoing and systematic descent into madness. (I hope.)
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:41 |
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"Mommy, PLEASE let me wear my big boy pants for the Loser's Debate!"
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:43 |
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What's Rush Limbaugh saying about the debate. Because it matters.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:50 |
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hmmm I wonder if Trump's statements will be perceived differently without massive applause following most of them.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 18:53 |
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Here's a fuckin' lol for you: after launching his campaign to Stump the Trump, Jindal will be using the same podium in the kiddie debate that Trump is going to use with the grown-ups.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:35 |
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Have we got some good drinking game rules yet?
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 19:49 |
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Brigadier Sockface posted:Have we got some good drinking game rules yet? http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-official-gop-debate-drinking-game-rules-pt-2-20150916?page=2
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:00 |
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Bush with the unintentional(?) zing
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:02 |
Over/under on "show of hands" questions tonight: 1.5 Now accepting bets.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:22 |
Predicting they're going to say Trump lost and Carson/Fiorina were the big winners just like Fox did immediately after their debate. Data during the debate will show no interest in Carson or Fiorina, but after enough of the media saying they're the clear winners they'll both see another bump. Similar to the first debate. Exactly the same, in fact.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:31 |
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Baloogan posted:Trump is gonna get lynched. I want to see the helfire Trump lays down if they try to say he loses.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:44 |
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Atoramos posted:Predicting they're going to say Trump lost and Carson/Fiorina were the big winners just like Fox did immediately after their debate. Data during the debate will show no interest in Carson or Fiorina, but after enough of the media saying they're the clear winners they'll both see another bump. Similar to the first debate. Exactly the same, in fact. Trump increased in the polls after the first debate. If everything stays the same and those three get post-debate bumps, the rest of the field will be polling at 0%. My money's on something stupid happening involving Christie, Paul or Huckabee.
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Atoramos posted:Predicting they're going to say Trump lost and Carson/Fiorina were the big winners just like Fox did immediately after their debate. Data during the debate will show no interest in Carson or Fiorina, but after enough of the media saying they're the clear winners they'll both see another bump. Similar to the first debate. Exactly the same, in fact. i doubt theyll go with carly or carson this time. originally they went with that to try and steal from trump to other "outsider" candidates, but that flopped when instead they only ended up stealing from the establishment candidates. my bet is Jeb is the fox "winner"
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i doubt theyll go with carly or carson this time. originally they went with that to try and steal from trump to other "outsider" candidates, but that flopped when instead they only ended up stealing from the establishment candidates. my bet is Jeb is the fox "winner" He has to put in a respectable performance to do so. If he's a mealymouthed bitch who Trump takes to the schoolyard, I think Fox starts looking back toward Christie and Kasich.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 20:56 |
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Here are my predictions: Donald Trump: He'll have boned up on foreign policy enough to sound like he knows what he's talking about while still just shouting; the lack of crowd energy will hurt him, but even if he slips in the polls afterwards, it won't be anything near a death-blow. Jeb Bush: He'll try to come off as energetic without being too aggressive, and it won't work. Scott Walker: He has nothing to lose, with his numbers steadily dropping; he's all in this time, with everything he can muster about the evils of teacher unions in Seattle etc. Probably a moderate bump in the polls afterward, but nothing too encouraging for his donors. The audience is well-suited for him. Ben Carson: His complete ineptitude/inability to perform on the public stage won't go over as well this time; debate is not his strong suit, and he lacks the capacity for bluster or misdirection to get away with it. Ted Cruz: With Huckabee's and Trump's powers combined, he is the tea party's evangelic hope. But he will, as always, come off as a sniveling worm. Marco Rubio: Rubio has everything to gain by watching as Bush and Walker sink themselves and he knows it; another solid, if unexciting, evening. Mike Huckabee: KIM DAVIS CHRISTIANITY OUTLAWED ABORTION MURDERS *polls remain unchanged* Rand Paul: He has nothing to lose; he's going to be swinging for the fences at anyone and everyone. It won't matter. John Kasich: He has nothing to gain by saying anything outlandish and will continue to float along in the current, somewhat like Rubio but with less hope for establishment backing later on in the season. Chris Christie: He also has nothing to lose; he's going to be swinging for the fences at anyone and everyone. It won't matter. Carly Fiorina: Expect lots of braggadocio about being the only candidate bumped up to this round, bland references to business experience equalling foreign policy experience, and her being flustered by any attacks or criticism from moderators or candidates. Xenophon has issued a correction as of 21:09 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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Xenophon posted:Bush with the unintentional(?) zing Patton Oswalt?
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:16 |
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I can't believe this is a three-hour shitshow. By hour 3 lets face it it's going to be boring as gently caress
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:17 |
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Are any goons going to the debate tonight?
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:19 |
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Brigadier Sockface posted:Have we got some good drinking game rules yet? 1. Start soon 2. Never stop. 3. Hey, lets not make this too complicated now
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:19 |
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Rocks posted:I can't believe this is a three-hour shitshow. By hour 3 lets face it it's going to be boring as gently caress From my experience it's typically around an hour and a half that the candidates lose energy and things get super boring. I'm hoping that there is a Trump card against this scenario this time.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:20 |
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Willie Tomg posted:1. Start soon The debate is almost three hours. Pace yourselves, people.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:21 |
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Rocks posted:I can't believe this is a three-hour shitshow. By hour 3 lets face it it's going to be boring as gently caress you're in good company!
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:23 |
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This circus should have been divided up into 3 rings instead of 2.
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:28 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:35 |
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It should be noted that each of the podiums will be roughly two feet apart from each other. Yes, Jeb and Trump will be an arms length away from each other. Also what's the odds of one candidate slapping another on the back... lol
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:36 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2015 21:37 |
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Bar Crow posted:This circus should have been divided up into 3 rings instead of 2. Lol
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Trent Lott trying to build up Kasich is hilarious.
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