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Weird BIAS posted:Holy gently caress the advertising for this is awful. They should have just remade the Fury Road trailer with the candidates. Trump as Immortan Joe, hoarding all the voters, and Jeb as Max and Furiosirina as the secret weapon to try and take him down.
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Rocks posted:I can't believe this is a three-hour shitshow. By hour 3 lets face it it's going to be boring as gently caress From my experience it's typically around an hour and a half that the candidates lose energy and things get super boring. I'm hoping that there is a Trump card against this scenario this time.
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"I'm here to create jobs and kick rear end and I've just got done creating millions of jobs."
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Sep 17, 2015 02:34
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Carson still sounds like the slow kid who can barely read that the teacher always calls on to read out loud.
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Sep 17, 2015 02:41
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I know when I get bored online I start hacking Hilary's emails. All the kids are doing it.
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Sep 17, 2015 02:48
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He also said I was the best lay.
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Sep 17, 2015 02:52
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"I bet Obama knows the names of all our enemies and look where that has gotten us!"
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Sep 17, 2015 02:53
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Not in 1990... 30 years ago, Not a real mathematician are you, Jeb?
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Sep 17, 2015 02:59
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George W Bush is responsible for ISIS and Obama.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:01
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We've always been at war with Iraq.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:03
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"I was against the Iraq war but we need to use all of our resources to destroy ISIS." Ben "Having his cake and eating it" Carson
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Sep 17, 2015 03:07
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We need to make more foreigners get PTSD whenever a plane flies overhead. Vote for me.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:10
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ARAB BOOTS!
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Sep 17, 2015 03:14
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Carly just wants to expand the military so she can fire them.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:17
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Next time you light up a joint, please, think of your poor employers.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:33
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Jeb getting called out for smoking shwag.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:35
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It's fine if people on islands drown as long as Wal-Mart stays open.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:42
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China is digging holes! Huge if true.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:43
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Everyone is just going to keep saying jobs for the next 15 minutes. It's over.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:45
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"Vaccines should only be mandatory if they prevent death and handicaps."- A supposed doctor.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:47
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Two doctors agree: Vaccines are good, except when they might not be. Maybe start spreading them out a little?
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Sep 17, 2015 03:50
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Most of these answers are just a lot of words for "I don't know many famous woman who aren't in my family." Reagan was loving Thacher?
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Sep 17, 2015 03:55
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"We should just listen to the men about who we put on the money. They know best."
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Sep 17, 2015 03:56
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I honestly thought Christie was talking about The Addams Family.
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Sep 17, 2015 03:57
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"Trueheart" *cough*GAY*cough* "Please wait your turn, Mr. Trump."
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Joementum posted:Maybe she thinks we need to identify them. Some sort of permanent numbering system. You're taking it way too far. Maybe just start with some kind of identification symbol so they can be recognized by the general populous and secret police.
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