Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Nobody's getting tased but there's this feeling like we might actually see someone throw a punch. Things have only gotten more vitriolic since the last debate, emotions running high, candidates desperate to reverse their slide in the polls and more than a few bottomfeeders have embraced the strategy of attacking Trump to get attention.

Jeb of all people seems oddly close to cracking, I want to see Trump mock him mercilessly until he makes the fatal mistake of trying to win a blustering insult fight with the twitter grand master.

Edit: VVVV Paul and Christie on opposite ends is a bit disappointing.

Dolash has issued a correction as of 17:13 on Sep 16, 2015

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Can't believe I have to be sober tonight for this, one of the year's premiere drinking game occasions.

Trump, Trump, Trump!

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 01:10

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Trump actually sounded pretty put together in that intro, like he might've even practiced it.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 01:18

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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This debate cannot go three hours, it will end in violence. It just can't hold together.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 01:26

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Ben Carson never needed an anesthesiologist when operating.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 01:30

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Bush for it before he was against it, flippity floppity.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 01:56

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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They've all swallowed the wall thing at this point, I think that's gonna sting in the general for sure.

Also Rubio - against letting people bring their families to America if they're not worth any money.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 02:25

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Obama in the lame duck session decides to enslave all the illegal immigrants in order to free them and make them citizens using the 14th amendment, cites legal scholars Trump and Paul.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 02:31

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Looks like the Republican candidates have reached the point of promising to prosecute Hillary if elected, I don't think threatening to jail your political opponent is generally seen as civil campaigning.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 02:51

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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When he says "life political restrictions", all I hear is "allow war crimes".

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 03:14

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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I think that's the first time I've seen a Republican use the "I'm pro life in more than one way" argument

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 03:32

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Jeb just won't let the low-energy remarks go.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 03:59

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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Goddamn this rambling goodbye is taking forever.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 04:11

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Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
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I have to say, as much as everyone talked about how people need to take shots at Trump, nobody really had the guts to make an enemy of him. He was shaking hands with Jeb in the end, Carson and Rand both gave up their medical credibility by refusing to call him out on vaccines even when directly asked, Rubio did that weird "No I won't ask him about foreign policy, you should ask him for me" thing, nobody seems to have it in them to fight him. Rand tried a few snipes and got slapped around with that "You shouldn't even be here with your 1%" stuff.

If they can't bring him down and they're sort of hanging back, hoping for him to burn out, he might just stay at the top spot.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 04:20