Sept 16, 8pm ET, CNN Great Debate. The Donald roasts 10 assholes for 3 hours.

Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Jeb Bush
	Scott Walker
	Ben Carson
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Mike Huckabee
	Rand Paul
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Carly Fiorina

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

*edges across row of theater seats, holding giant trough of popcorn, nachos and diet soda*

excuse me, excuse me

*sits down in exact center of row, right in front of the screen*

wait

*climbs over seats to move up one row*

There. Perfect. Optimal viewing spot.

*sips soda loudly and turns off cell phone*

I love getting here early. It's worth it to have the best seat.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 12:25

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:59

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Internet Webguy posted:

They should have just remade the Fury Road trailer with the candidates. Trump as Immortan Joe, hoarding all the voters, and Jeb as Max and Furiosirina as the secret weapon to try and take him down.

"I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of Death!"

*Holds out arms and rains down free hats on the audience*

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 17:29

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Thump! posted:

I guess that maes McCain the Organ Mechanic then

gently caress now I really wanna see this spoof.

Though I think Bernie and Hillary should be Max and Furiosa. O'Malley can be Nux

Nux too good for O'Malley.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 18:35

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

ah vegetarians

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:33

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What we really need is a theocracy. Or maybe a king

Vetinari for Patrician. One man, one vote.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 08:42