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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
This debate is gonna be three hours long? Jesus, hospitals better be ready for all the alcohol poisoning they're going to see tonight

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
So what are the odds of a Trump-Jeb! fistfight?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Not braggin or nothin, but I've made billions and billions of dollars"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

That pause before she started :stare:

Fiorina's been practicing her dramatic









pause

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
ALL WILL BE REVEALED

you're here to debate, Carly, not to tell my fortune

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Trump: you want to talk temperment, I've got temperment out the rear end!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
can we just have a picture in picture of Trump's face the whole debate

e: "Short, tall, fat, ugly... we got all of those on this stage tonight!"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"Ad hominem" what is it with you idiots? Do you want Trump to give you all atomic wedgies?! :psyduck:

Please, Hammer Trump, don't hurt 'em

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Fish swim in water, that is why you should vote me, Carly Fiorina, as President of Fish"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
So this was supposed to be a foreign policy debate right? :psyduck:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

smg77 posted:

Rubio is sweating like a motherfucker

Sure, but he's going to be the winner on the radio

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Carly has no idea where to look and her eyes are darting all around, its rather unsettling

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Pretty hot under these lights, eh, Scott?"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol Huckabee hasn't said a word in half an hour

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Huckabee talking poo poo about the Magna Carta

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Rand Paul with... a somewhat reasonable opinion?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I'm surprised no one has outright said "NUKE IRAN" yet, although Rubio pretty much did in other words

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
AHAHAHAHA side deals screw off Cruz

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Dredd Scott is still law" in 3, 2...

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Huckabee saying people didn't take Middle School Civics :vince: :ironicat:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
gently caress Huckabee forever, holy poo poo how terrible can one person get

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

euphronius posted:

Did PP really barter fetuses

No

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
IRAN == PLANNED PARENTHOOD

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
This is truly a new low for the Republican Party, and that's really saying something

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

MattOfMontana posted:

Trump genuinely looks annoyed with Jeb and I think it's going to work

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Are you a bad enough dude to come here illegally?"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Trump isn't doing too great tonight, guys, I'm worried he might not be president :ohdear:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I really doubt that Steve Jobs actually called Carly ever

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"MOUNTAINS OF DEBT"

Carly's a Ramirez fan, I see

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Chris "Mac" Christie says the middle class is getting "plowed"

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Every idea Huckabee has is terrible, the Fairtax is anything but

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Progressive taxation is socialism" - a serious candidate for the US Presidency in TYOOL 2015

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Rand, the tax code is not 70,000 pages. you're insidious lie is just that

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Trump would unironically be a better president than any of these clowns

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

axeil posted:

ben carson's right we should index it to inflation.

too bad he just negated it by suggesting having 2 minimum wages.

seriously i think maybe the dumbest idea I've heard tonight

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
BENGHAZI! EMAILS! RRARGHGH

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
What is this about the government and bathrooms?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

weekly font posted:

Donald Trump is Vincent Adultman.

Nah, Vincent is a better lover

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Jeb is such a dweeb, get off the stage

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
wait did someone literally say "peace through strength"?

Also, remember when Bush took office on September 12, 2001? Pepperidge Farm remembers

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