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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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LIVE STREAMS

http://www.cnn.com/ will be available for free, no logins required.
During commercials, the CNN stream will say "Sign in to keep watching" but you don't need to.

In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr: ones did last time:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/

IRC

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

LOGISTICS

Venue: Ronald Reagan (PBUH) Presidential Library, Simi Valley, CA
Sponsors: CNN, Salem Radio
Moderators: Jake Tapper and Dana Bash with additional questions from Hugh Hewitt

THE CONTENDERS

With their greatest political achievement and average from the five polls CNN used to determine who was in each debate.


Claims to be Constitutionally Eligible - 23.929%


former Governor of Florida - 11.500%


Governor of Wisconsin - 9.429%


Neurosurgeon - 8.929%


Senator from Texas - 6.286%


Senator from Florida - 5.643%


former Governor of Arkansas - 5.571%


Senator from Kentucky - 4.714%


Governor of Ohio - 3.214%


Governor of New Jersey - 3.143%


Former CEO of HP - 2.229%

Joementum has issued a correction as of 23:05 on Sep 16, 2015

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Captain_Maclaine posted:

No gif for Carly, Joe?

I got lazy when I made the original set, but I went back and made one for her. The YouTube->gif site I used changed in the meantime and hers is all sped up for some reason, but that'll have to do :effort:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Spiky Ooze posted:

I'm surprised they don't have animatronic Reagan or something running by now. Or gently caress it. Animatronic Jesus. The Supreme Court didn't make that "animatrons are citizens" rule for nothing.

A guy made a hologram version of Reagan, but the Romney campaign wouldn't let him show it at the 2012 RNC because they were afraid it would upstage Mitt.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
It's part of the Reagan Library's lobby.

Also, there were 4,500 voters in the audience for the last debate. Tonight's audience will only be a few hundred GOP officials and party insiders.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Direct link. Also in the OP of both threads: https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Group debate photo.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Three loving hours. Buckle up!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Self-licensed eye surgeon :science:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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richardfun posted:

Are you kidding? :stare:

I am not. What's wrong? Low energy, Jeb?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"Not to brag, but I'm really fuckin' rich, y'all"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

That pause before she started :stare:

She had to lay off some air time.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So we renamed the country "Barack Obama America"? Bold move.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol Trump's reaction face.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"That's not for me to answer"

Interesting debate tactic.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Rand listing "short" first in the attacks he doesn't like.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Walker waaaay too eager with that canned Apprentice line.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Kasich really has no idea why people are watching this.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Carson hedging on this question about why he's not politically expedient.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Nooooooo, Ben Carson don't interrupt this!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Yes, Trump did ask Jeb! for casino gambling in Florida, but you already knew that.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...574b_story.html

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh, cool. World War III sounds fun, Carly.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
That case was over Texas' sovereign right to murder someone.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Looks like it's hot on that stage. Hot enough to melt steel beams?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Hey, there was one person clapping for detente. Kissinger must be in the house.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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What does Iran know about the foundation of civilization anyway?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Fact check: Cruz is the third Senator, the most junior.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Cruz trying to win the politoons thread.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"And then it will be my turn"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Kind of funny that Rand has got them to fight with each other over who disagrees with him more.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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spacemang_spliff posted:

lol you can hide a nuclear facility in 3 weeks

Cruz you ignorant slut

Uh, did you watch the Powell speech to the UN? It's totally possible.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Everyone on stage is sweating... except Trump.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Preview of a line you'll see in an ad in Iowa in January: "You can't just say that gays can't get married now" ~ Jeb Bush

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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They should probably ask the only pro-choice guy on the stage about this.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"DANA" is the new "ANDERSON"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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euphronius posted:

IRAN AND PP!!!!!!

hmmmm are they brothers?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Interesting that when Jeb! talks about his pro-life record he doesn't bring up the time he force-fed a brain dead woman any more.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Please ask Trump where those "couple of other places are".

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

Please ask Trump where those "couple of other places are".

Like, just don't moderate a debate if you can't do this simple poo poo.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So far, the plane is winning.

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