Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
weird

by zen death robot

GEExCEE posted:

May u never git r done

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

may even your best posting efforts always be as poorly executed & unfunny, if not more so, tha nmine

tao of lmao

GEExCEE posted:

May u never git r done

lol

SurfinArbiter

Y
o
u

f
o
u
n
d

m
e

heh

BeanBandit posted:

may your check engine light never go out

jokes on you that already happens to me

Manifisto


may you forget whether you locked the door ten minutes into every long trip


ty nesamdoom!

Piso Mojado

I wish health and prosperity to them because i am my own worst enemy (like the song)


School Nickname

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

GEExCEE posted:

May u never git r done

very much chuckled at this

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
may you never have an even amount of socks

Ayatollah Hermione

by Cyrano4747

fema crisis actor posted:

may you never have an even amount of socks

*chops off own foot*

what now BITCH

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Morning mouth when it's not even the morning.

what did I do to offend you, I thought we were friends :barf:

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Ayatollah Hermione posted:

*chops off own foot*

what now BITCH


you always have an even number of socks, taunting you


ty bacalou!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
That we were friends so I could wish nice things instead

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

DeepQantas posted:

That we were friends so I could wish nice things instead

hello friend

i wish you a good evening


ty bacalou!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
*gnashes teeth*
*forced polite voice* Indeed... friend. I wish you were deexcellent of evening having you as well.

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
may you become severely addicted to benzodiazepines

Zealee
May you always have a rock in your shoe.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
may you always have a benzodiazepine in your shoe


ty bacalou!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
may you never get this reference

SurfinArbiter

Y
o
u

f
o
u
n
d

m
e

heh

DeepQantas posted:

may you never get this reference

gently caress

I Dunno

May you always have the feeling that a bug is crawling on you, but every time you look, nothing is there.

I Dunno

alnilam posted:

You can do this one irl by just reminding them of the song

btw enjoy having shania twain "that don't impress me much" stuck in your head today :cheeky:

Good try, but I already had a song stuck in my head, so I was immune from the new song getting stuck.

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

may you never catch your pet animal doing that thing you know they do when you aren't looking

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
may you only ever have an "OK" hair day

City of Glompton

may you always over-salt your popcorn

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
May you never be able to find a light
*all interpretations apply

bawk

may you have that one hosed up gene where cilantro tastes like soap


bawk

may every cat ignore you and never you let you pet them


Mogren

Enlightened beast
Spirit among mortals
Spreader of wisdom
Forever watchful
Good kitty
:angelcatte:
May you live in interesting times.

I.N.R.I
Murder
Rape
Grevious Bodily Harm
Financial ruin
Torture

School Nickname

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
May your favourite bag of chips be stale in 1 of 3 purchases

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Sep 21, 2015

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
May you always misplace your keys and phone when you're running late

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
May you get a parking ticket without fail every time you break a parking rule

BIRDCON 2017

may you sweat profusely and make one audible toot at every job interview you're in

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

A knot in your shoelace that has no right to be there

Marta Velasquez

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
May you always be stuck driving behind a car that is going slightly slower than you'd like.

one shining steel rail

May your suitcase always be the last one off the plane

Captain No-mates

May you have live every day of your life as the press secretary of the British Conservative party on the 21st of September 2015.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
May every room be just a touch warmer than comfortable.

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ChairmanMeow posted:

May every room be just a touch warmer than comfortable.

drat thats some insidious poo poo bruv

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mapparu

may you always not know what game to play

  • Locked thread