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May you always feel like there's a splinter in your foot, but every time you look, nothing's there.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:39
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May 17, 2024 14:11
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May your eyelid twitch noticeably for 3 hours every day.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:40
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May you sneeze and get a nose bleed at the same time.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:41
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May you sneeze and get a nose bleed at the same time.
May you always feel like you're about to sneeze, but never do.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:45
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you always feel like you have an eyelash in your eye, but you don't
fuuuuuuck
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Sep 18, 2015 03:54
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May you always say 'you too' when the server tells you to enjoy your meal.
lol
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Sep 18, 2015 12:01
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May you suffer a romantic bank holiday weekend with me, no mini bar.
don't threaten me with a good time 
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Sep 18, 2015 14:01
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lol
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Sep 18, 2015 18:55
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I wish them all to have three wishes of their own, because that always ends at best with an enduring lesson in humility.
You can do this with your friends as a work-around to getting unlimited wishes.
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Sep 24, 2015 23:46
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May 17, 2024 14:11
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Me: I wish for a million wishes
Genie: You can't do that.
Me: Ok I want all my friends to also get 3 wishes
Genie: gently caress
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