Week 2 Aftermath- mcmagic was right *thunder crashes*

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Ross Angeles posted:

We can only hope that this loss hangs over the Chiefs for the rest of the season and they lose out

I'm going to go drink like you did during that draft or whatever it was.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:05

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# ? May 5, 2024 12:01

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Power of Pecota posted:

lol if any Chiefs fans didn't expect something like that

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:05

Crimson Sox: Jan 16, 2008; Bromance

I guess I'll have to listen to Kansas City sports radio tonight

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Fire Fleming. Fire Smith. Start Daniel.

Alex Smith: 16/25 191 2 INTS

Why have him on the goddamn team if you don't trust him to loving throw a goddamn ball on a thirty second drive to get into field goal range. Every other starter gets to throw a Hail Mary. Every one. McCown does. Manziel does. Hoyer does. Mallett does. Daniel does. Matt Moore does. RGII does. Geno does. Does Alex Smith? No. No one has any confidence in him. Those lovely endarounds to Maclin? A result of this lack of trust. All those constant screens? No trust. One pass that even came close to thirty yards in the air. One. You won't see that poo poo again for another ten weeks, I can loving promise you that. So here we are again. It's a primetime game where the Chiefs choke and get to be the laughingstock of the universe for a week or so and Smith gets to roll around in his pile of millions that he never loving earned and the fans get to wonder why. Why is it so bad? We change the defense, we change the o-line, we change the receivers and we have the best runningback in the league. Why does this poo poo happen?

Because we latched on to Alex loving Smith and we can't shake him off no matter what so we have to go out of our way to work around him and it loving costs us close games like this.

I hate Alex Smith.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:06

potato of destiny: Aug 21, 2005; Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

The Royals are good this year at least... :yaycloud:

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:06

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

I'm going to go drink like you did during that draft or whatever it was.

It helps!

(I am sorry chiefs fans, this is what I felt like when Philip Rivers had the Worst Day Ever against your team)

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:06

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Parmesan Basil posted:

Fire Fleming. Fire Smith. Start Daniel.

Alex Smith: 16/25 191 2 INTS

Why have him on the goddamn team if you don't trust him to loving throw a goddamn ball on a thirty second drive to get into field goal range. Every other starter gets to throw a Hail Mary. Every one. McCown does. Manziel does. Hoyer does. Mallett does. Daniel does. Matt Moore does. RGII does. Geno does. Does Alex Smith? No. No one has any confidence in him. Those lovely endarounds to Maclin? A result of this lack of trust. All those constant screens? No trust. One pass that even came close to thirty yards in the air. One. You won't see that poo poo again for another ten weeks, I can loving promise you that. So here we are again. It's a primetime game where the Chiefs choke and get to be the laughingstock of the universe for a week or so and Smith gets to roll around in his pile of millions that he never loving earned and the fans get to wonder why. Why is it so bad? We change the defense, we change the o-line, we change the receivers and we have the best runningback in the league. Why does this poo poo happen?

Because we latched on to Alex loving Smith and we can't shake him off no matter what so we have to go out of our way to work around him and it loving costs us close games like this.

I hate Alex Smith.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:06

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Fire Fleming. Fire Smith. Start Daniel.

Alex Smith: 16/25 191 2 INTS

Why have him on the goddamn team if you don't trust him to loving throw a goddamn ball on a thirty second drive to get into field goal range. Every other starter gets to throw a Hail Mary. Every one. McCown does. Manziel does. Hoyer does. Mallett does. Daniel does. Matt Moore does. RGII does. Geno does. Does Alex Smith? No. No one has any confidence in him. Those lovely endarounds to Maclin? A result of this lack of trust. All those constant screens? No trust. One pass that even came close to thirty yards in the air. One. You won't see that poo poo again for another ten weeks, I can loving promise you that. So here we are again. It's a primetime game where the Chiefs choke and get to be the laughingstock of the universe for a week or so and Smith gets to roll around in his pile of millions that he never loving earned and the fans get to wonder why. Why is it so bad? We change the defense, we change the o-line, we change the receivers and we have the best runningback in the league. Why does this poo poo happen?

Because we latched on to Alex loving Smith and we can't shake him off no matter what so we have to go out of our way to work around him and it loving costs us close games like this.

I hate Alex Smith.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:06

bvlah: Aug 21, 2003; A stupid typo

Have every primetime game end like the last two please

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:07

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:07

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

potato of destiny posted:

The Royals are good this year at least...

For whatever reason they've started sucking over the last 2 weeks.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:07

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

That ending was worth sitting through that lovely rear end game.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:07

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Why did it have to be Jovan Belcher.

Why couldn't it have been Alex Smith?

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:07

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Parmesan Basil posted:

I hate Alex Smith.

Alex Smith did not fumble the ball. :greencube:

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I hate Alex Smith. No other QB makes a coach do chickenshit plays like he does.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

If Alex Smith really wants to help the Chiefs, I know something he could do in the parking lot.

Amazing game, loved it.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

The Kraken posted:

Alex Smith did not fumble the ball.

nah he just turned it over in the red zone twice

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Crimson Sox posted:

I guess I'll have to listen to Kansas City sports radio tonight

....

http://www.101thefox.net/

Don't allow it to access your location or it will block the online stream.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

We can only hope that this loss hangs over the Chiefs for the rest of the season and they lose out

I want their fans to be happy, so I don't want this

Short term or long term, because it would likely result in them taking Hackenburg #1 and then they will feel their pain in addition to the last 2 years of my pain for the next decade

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Holy gently caress that was sad.

And holy gently caress Andy Reid's clock management is awful. I looked away from the game for a bit after the Broncos TD, then saw the fumble/return TD, then got very puzzled when Denver kicked off again and that's when I realized that I didn't miss the coin toss and kickoff for OT but rather the Chiefs had actually loving lost in regulation trying to run the ball with 10 seconds left on the clock. How the gently caress does a team do that?

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

Popy: Feb 19, 2008

Poor Chiefs.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:08

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Crimson Sox posted:

I guess I'll have to listen to Kansas City sports radio tonight

The worst part is what is there even to complain about? Sure Andy Reid went conservative but you don't expect the best running back in franchise history (a franchise with a pretty good history there) to lose the game. Alex Smith is worth bitching about but the one thing he's supposed to be good about is what went wrong with the interceptions so it's a freak thing or you're wanting him to be even more careful which would be awful.

I guess Fleming is the best target and he's a poor guy who's thrust into playing because your starter wanted to go driving after throwing a few down.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:09

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:09

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chris James 2 posted:

I want their fans to be happy, so I don't want this

Short term or long term, because it would likely result in them taking Hackenburg #1 and then they will feel their pain in addition to the last 2 years of my pain for the next decade

They'd take Cardale and make my life hell for the next decade

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:09

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I'm done. I can't do this anymore. Lmao:

Goodnight guys!

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:10

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

spacemang_spliff posted:

nah he just turned it over in the red zone twice

I remember when Alex Smith was thought of as an efficient quarterback (albeit limited) who wouldn't turn over the ball and lose the team games

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:10

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

terrible offensive game but the defense more than made up for it. if peyton gets to run the offense then this team might actually kick some rear end.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:11

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Worth noting that Smith didn't throw a single TD tonight. Not one. Two picks in the red zone. Anything from either of those is a win for us, no contest.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:11

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Petite Dinklage posted:

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5 years ago this would have legitimately hurt my feelings.

I'm finally a true Chiefs fan.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:11

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

The Kraken posted:

I remember when Alex Smith was thought of as an efficient quarterback (albeit limited) who wouldn't turn over the ball and lose the team games

lol I've always thought of him as a slightly better Cassel

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:12

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

The Kraken posted:

I remember when Alex Smith was thought of as an efficient quarterback (albeit limited) who wouldn't turn over the ball and lose the team games

There is a universe where Alex Smith is a Super Bowl champ instead of Flacco because the 49ers keep him and instead of 3 (incomplete) passes in the red zone to end the game, Alex hands it off once and they win

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:13

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Parmesan Basil posted:

Worth noting that Smith didn't throw a single TD tonight. Not one. Two picks in the red zone. Anything from either of those is a win for us, no contest.

Worth noting that he hasn't thrown a TD to a WR in over a year

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:14

REPORTED: Feb 15, 2013

Parmesan Basil posted:

Fire Fleming. Fire Smith. Start Daniel.

Alex Smith: 16/25 191 2 INTS

Why have him on the goddamn team if you don't trust him to loving throw a goddamn ball on a thirty second drive to get into field goal range. Every other starter gets to throw a Hail Mary. Every one. McCown does. Manziel does. Hoyer does. Mallett does. Daniel does. Matt Moore does. RGII does. Geno does. Does Alex Smith? No. No one has any confidence in him. Those lovely endarounds to Maclin? A result of this lack of trust. All those constant screens? No trust. One pass that even came close to thirty yards in the air. One. You won't see that poo poo again for another ten weeks, I can loving promise you that. So here we are again. It's a primetime game where the Chiefs choke and get to be the laughingstock of the universe for a week or so and Smith gets to roll around in his pile of millions that he never loving earned and the fans get to wonder why. Why is it so bad? We change the defense, we change the o-line, we change the receivers and we have the best runningback in the league. Why does this poo poo happen?

Because we latched on to Alex loving Smith and we can't shake him off no matter what so we have to go out of our way to work around him and it loving costs us close games like this.

I hate Alex Smith.

Amen. At least if we start a lovely young qb he'll have potential. Smith's ceiling is a first round playoff loss.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:14

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

is this real life

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

Worth noting that Smith didn't throw a single TD tonight. Not one. Two picks in the red zone. Anything from either of those is a win for us, no contest.

It would have probably just been 2 FGs, which would have still had (by 1 point) the fumble TD be the game ender. So if anything it could have been more heartbreaking, so actually you should thank him for this

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Glad I just had the game on as background noise while I did other things. Eat poo poo Chiefs.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

That Marcus Peters is gonna be a household name tho

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Parmesan Basil posted:

Fire Fleming. Fire Smith. Start Daniel.

Alex Smith: 16/25 191 2 INTS

Why have him on the goddamn team if you don't trust him to loving throw a goddamn ball on a thirty second drive to get into field goal range. Every other starter gets to throw a Hail Mary. Every one. McCown does. Manziel does. Hoyer does. Mallett does. Daniel does. Matt Moore does. RGII does. Geno does. Does Alex Smith? No. No one has any confidence in him. Those lovely endarounds to Maclin? A result of this lack of trust. All those constant screens? No trust. One pass that even came close to thirty yards in the air. One. You won't see that poo poo again for another ten weeks, I can loving promise you that. So here we are again. It's a primetime game where the Chiefs choke and get to be the laughingstock of the universe for a week or so and Smith gets to roll around in his pile of millions that he never loving earned and the fans get to wonder why. Why is it so bad? We change the defense, we change the o-line, we change the receivers and we have the best runningback in the league. Why does this poo poo happen?

Because we latched on to Alex loving Smith and we can't shake him off no matter what so we have to go out of our way to work around him and it loving costs us close games like this.

I hate Alex Smith.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

is this real life

As if you remember the last time you lost to KC.

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

How much are Eagles fans loving seeing Andy Reid suck for another team?

# ? Sep 18, 2015 05:15

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