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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

There, I fixed the thread

Should have been "0-16 Watt: The Houst-none Texans"

New York Tabloids: I am available.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

adaz posted:

Jaguars.

However it is closer than one would like

Sorry, Jags are better. The Bears have a bunch of nobodies who suck. The Jags have a bunch of guys who are nobodies because they play in Jacksonville. Chris Clemmons, Paul Pos(sp), Odrick, and Eugene Monroe are all better than their Chicago counterparts, and that's just the players I can name.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

JT Jag posted:

In order: Old, not good anymore especially in today's NFL that is unforgiving against linebackers that suck against the pass, actually ok, plays for Baltimore now.

1. Still better than the Bears
2. Still better than the Bears, but not as better as 1
3. Significantly better than the Bears
4. Just as effective as the Bears line, but he costs you nothing. So that's 4 points for JAX and I haven't even looked up your roster yet. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

Bip Roberts posted:

With all seriousness I'd say the bears should just start rolling the dice with randos on practice squads before Clausen.

Free Terell Pryor!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
1-15 Watch: Lolphins

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

African AIDS cum posted:

Lube up your asses Lions fans the Seahawks are gonna run train

Are you calling my team gay? :crossarms:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sweet thursday posted:

"I want to succeed at something"
*all the fingers on the monkey's paw clench and punch the lions in the dick*

So, something that's been bothering me. Monkeys have fingers and thumbs like we do, right? Shouldn't it be the monkey's hand then?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sweet thursday posted:

Monkey's hands don't grant awful wishes though dumbass

:negative:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Chump Farts posted:

i just want to see one super bowl before i die

i am 27 and statistically have 50-60 years left

i don't think it happens, guys

Cheer up, man. They have one on every year. All you have to do is turn on the tv and watch. This year the Seahawks will probably avenge their loss to the Patriots. I hope you enjoy it!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.
Good Evening, Detroit. :smugbird:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Calvin's two QBs for the majority of his adult life: Matt Stafford and Reggie Ball.

Think about what he's done and how he's regarded and what he'd be like with even above-average QB play.

Larry Fitzgerald looks even more impressive now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

NC-17 posted:

Spending that many first day picks on backs in this day and age is dumb regardless of who you get.

Cheering for Gurley to drag the Rams to ten straight Super Bowls to shut you up for good.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

C. Everett Koop posted:

Friendly reminder that the Lions took a pass-catching TE that can't catch, Eric Ebron, one spot ahead of Odell Beckham, Jr., who would have been the Starscream to Calvin's Megatron.

Burn earth, salt, start over, etc.

No... Calvin is the starscream to Tate's Megatron. ODB would be one of those little animal things or whatever that are sort of part of starscream.

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