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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Petite Dinklage posted:

Making fun of the Lions just seems like piling on, though. I've never been able to hold any true animosity, especially since Suh left

It's like having a rivalry with Lil' BUB.

Except Lil' BUB fights through adversity and is lovable and the Lions are garbage in every way

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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Hizawk posted:

So... I've watched every Lions game in my adult life, but, I dont know, poo poo, I'm really tempted to just watch red zone during Lions games now.

Do it, it's the best thing ever to only have to watch the Lions for a maximum of five minutes.


Also I am not a big fan of the incessant crowing of Packers fans in this thread.

This is a thread for losers and you are not welcome!!!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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If the Lions manage to go 0-16 a second time in less than 10 years, Goodell should make one of those wildly overreaching moves he does from time to time and contract them from the NFL entirely.

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Jun 20, 2001

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Chris James 2 posted:

Or at least be forced to trade or release Calvin Johnson. Grant him mercy.

Yes, it is not enough to just force them to become the London Lions or whatever. Calvin is now Barry Sanders. FREE HIM. FREE HIM, ROGER.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Bip Roberts posted:

Rodgers 2 Megatron.

Free him to any team except for the Packers, solely because of the smugness potential of their already sore winner fans :colbert:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Chris James 2 posted:

Caldwell says he's not changing any coaches this week. Also Stafford's starting.

Things are looking good for this thread staying alive until at least Thanksgiving.

The Lions will lose on Thanksgiving, as is tradition

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Every loving thread regarding the NFL or a team in the NFL turns into Packers Chat. All of em.

Get out of here with your winning football team, you goddamn bullies! This is supposed to be a safe space for Lions Fans from their worthless franchise.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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I watch college football to avoid the Lions, and Michigan just lost to Michigan State on the most Lions-est play you could ever imagine.

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By the end of the 0-16 season I had progressed beyond wanting them to go 0-16 to just simply not caring about them anymore.

And now that they're a legit threat to do it again I'm just happy I have NFL Red Zone so I'm only subjected to them being aggressively lovely for like 5 minutes tops.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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The dream is over: The Lions are merely putrid instead of legendary

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Excelzior posted:

also :laffo: at needing every last bit of effort to beat the Chicago Bears

just sayin'

that game was basically a cripple fight

Nobody is saying this was anything but a cripple fight.

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